You're Never More Than 115 Miles From McDonald's
There is some bad news for McNugget lovers. Thanks to a store closure in northeastern California, you can now be as far 115 miles from a McDonald's in the contiguous United States. The new "McFarthest" spot is in northwest Nevada, replacing the previous in South Dakota by eight heart-pounding, artery-clogged miles.
km = knotical miles
We're Americans. We're capable of adapting and working with more than one system even if the French are completely incapable. We are willing to adjust to accommodate our more feeble-minded partners.
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