You're Never More Than 115 Miles From McDonald's
There is some bad news for McNugget lovers. Thanks to a store closure in northeastern California, you can now be as far 115 miles from a McDonald's in the contiguous United States. The new "McFarthest" spot is in northwest Nevada, replacing the previous in South Dakota by eight heart-pounding, artery-clogged miles.
Not "crave for it nightly". It's crave it fortnightly -- you know, every two weeks.
And, it was KFC not McD's.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.