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Steve Jobs Tries To Sneak Shurikens On a Plane
An anonymous reader writes "Steve Jobs, while on a family vacation to Japan in July, picked himself up some Shuriken, otherwise known as Ninja throwing stars, as a souvenir. In his wisdom he decided to put them in his carry on luggage for the return journey. As it was a private plane he probably thought there would be no issue, but he was wrong. Even private plane passengers have to have all their baggage scanned, and the throwing stars were detected and deemed a hazard. It's alleged that Jobs argued that he could take them on the plane as no one could steal them on his private jet and use them. Security at the airport disagreed and demanded he remove the stars. Jobs, clearly angry at losing his throwing weapons, stated he would not be returning to the country." Undoubtedly this is part of the iNinja project.
He's better at sneaking plans for Stars out of Xerox than planes with stars out of Japan.
Way to be timely Slashdot - AppleInsider has already reported that the story is bunk.
No. AppleInsider has reported Apple claims the story is bunk. That's very different. Appleinsider makes no claim one way or the other, they're just reporting the company's press release.
It's good to see the Reality Distortion Field is still working.
It is indeed delightfully amusing to hear that the god of Apple has been nannied in exactly the same way his evil monopolistic company does to the rest of us. ha ha! Take that O grey suited old fart.
Facts are history now plebs have politics for religion on social media.