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Race Pits Pigeons Against Poor UK Rural Broadband

Mark.JUK writes "Rural internet access in the United Kingdom, like many other countries around the world, is slow. So slow in fact that Trefor Davies, the Chief Technology Officer (CTO) at business ISP Timico, has decided to pit a typical rural broadband connection against homing pigeons (with attached memory cards) to see which can get 200MB of HD video data across an 84 mile trip the fastest. Meanwhile a farmer will attempt to upload the same video file to YouTube before the pigeons can complete their journey. The comical stunt is designed to raise awareness of the often woeful broadband speed experienced by many people who live in remote and rural parts of their country. However Davies does admit that 'there isn't a benchmark for pigeon data speeds,' yet."

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  1. African or European? by paintballer1087 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are these African or European pigeons?

    1. Re:African or European? by SMoynihan · · Score: 5, Informative

      European. The African pigeon beat broadband last year. Early pigeon protocol (PP) trials were also spearheaded in the States last year.

    2. Re:African or European? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be fair, Pigeon Protocol may be high bandwidth, but the latency is terrible. And Gods forbid you miss a packet.

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    3. Re:African or European? by elfprince13 · · Score: 3, Informative

      RFC 1149 is 20 years old at this point, not just from last year.

    4. Re:African or European? by Molochi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is there conversion rate from pigeon to station wagon?

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    5. Re:African or European? by yabba-dabba-do · · Score: 3, Funny

      As someone who has been the Man In The Middle of a pigeon's dropped packet, I can tell you it is not a pleasant experience.

  2. Ping times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet they're lousy for gaming.

  3. What is your name? What is your quest? by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the bandwidth capacity of an unladen swallow?

    1. Re:What is your name? What is your quest? by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm guessing zero.

    2. Re:What is your name? What is your quest? by kieran · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1 bit per swallow, unless being painted/dyed doesn't count as being laden.

  4. Obligatory IP Over Avian Carriers RFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt

    1. Re:Obligatory IP Over Avian Carriers RFC by hesiod · · Score: 4, Informative

      I Went looking for that, and found this instead.

      "Bandwidth achieved by the pigeons was 2.27 Mbps."

    2. Re:Obligatory IP Over Avian Carriers RFC by hesiod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, and another implementation of carrier pigeon data transfer, now in South Africa. Kinda blows that "there isn't a benchmark for pigeon data speeds" statement away...

  5. No standard for pigeon data speeds? by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's an RFC for it!

  6. This has already happened... by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Informative

    The farmer was at 24% upload after 54mins when the first pigeon landed...
    Now we can get back to our Monty Python / african swallow posts...

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  7. Dependent on the conditions of the race by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you change the conditions of the race, you can just as well make it say just about anything.

    If you give the pigeon a 512 KB message, and an identical 512 KB message to be sent via a rural broadband connection, then the rural broadband connection will win.
    If you give the pigeon a 64 GB memory card, then you could say that the pigeon has a transfer speed equivalent to 104 mbps, which'll mean it's faster than most broad connections, rural or not. (Assuming an average speed of 60 miles per hour for the bird.)

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  8. They don't even mention the biggest advantage by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the internet you just get a movie, but with the pigeon you get both a movie AND dinner delivered to your door. Talk about convenience.

  9. oblig. Tanenbaum by martas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. —Tanenbaum, Andrew S. (1996). Computer Networks. New Jersey: Prentice-Hall. pp. 83. ISBN 0-13-349945-6.

  10. Re:It won't take long. by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And one proprietary one that everyone in the real world is using because unlike the free one, you don't need an honours degree in computer science just to set the thing up.

  11. How about "tough shit, move to the town?" by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It should be beyond obvious that some amenities are made economically viable by a large concentration of people, and broadband is one of them.

    If it made economic sense (ie, was profitable) to provide those services in rural areas, someone would be doing it. Usually someone *will* provide those services, but not at a cost the end-user will like for casual entertainment use.

    Almost always these "rural broadband blows" stories involve around wanting the government to "do something" which usually amounts to a subsidy (my tax money for your service). I generally object to this -- either we end up with a "Universal Service Fee" which is like free money to the telecom providers, as it never goes away, overall higher prices so some mandate can be fulfilled, or some never-ending government bureaucracy like the TVA.

    And I think some of this "demand" isn't from 1920s, sepia-tinted people living in rural poverty, but from city people who have made a conscious choice to live in the "country" (thanks to cheap gas) who also want all the amenities of city living but aren't willing to pay for them.

  12. Ya, sneaker net always wins by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    If the data sets are large enough and latency not a problem. Doesn't matter how fast your connection is, FedEx is faster at some point. I mean let's say you have a 100mbit connection that really gets that and is dedicated to you. Going full blast 24 hours a day working at its max theoretical speed with no errors, it can transfer just a touch over 1TB per day. Realistically 800-900GB would be all you'd see, even if things were working well. Ok so suppose you have 5TB that needs to be transferred. It'll take a week of hogging up the connection to do that...

    Or you could use FedEx. Copy the data on to 3 2TB drives and send them next day air to their destination. It will be there sooner.

    We have a research group that does this all the time. They do JPEG2000 (and other) compression research and the data sets are massive. FedEx is faster than the net for the really big ones so they just send off the HDDs. Low tech but extremely effective.

    No matter what, this will always be the case. At some level, sneakernet will be faster. What that level is depends on how fast a connection you can sustain between you and your target.

    He'll also have to forgive me if I'm not that sympathetic to farmers. You make a choice when you want to live out in the plains. It has many advantages, such as lower land cost, a lot of privacy and so on. However it has disadvantages, one of them being it costs more to deliver high speed access. What's more, farming is a business, so I don't see the problem if they have to pay more to get a business grade Internet line out there. No matter where you are in the US, you can get high speed Internet. However sometimes it is only the most costly kinds of lines, something like a DS-3. For a consumer that is unreasonable, for a business it is not and make no mistake, that's what farming is.