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Race Pits Pigeons Against Poor UK Rural Broadband

Mark.JUK writes "Rural internet access in the United Kingdom, like many other countries around the world, is slow. So slow in fact that Trefor Davies, the Chief Technology Officer (CTO) at business ISP Timico, has decided to pit a typical rural broadband connection against homing pigeons (with attached memory cards) to see which can get 200MB of HD video data across an 84 mile trip the fastest. Meanwhile a farmer will attempt to upload the same video file to YouTube before the pigeons can complete their journey. The comical stunt is designed to raise awareness of the often woeful broadband speed experienced by many people who live in remote and rural parts of their country. However Davies does admit that 'there isn't a benchmark for pigeon data speeds,' yet."

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  1. African or European? by paintballer1087 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are these African or European pigeons?

    1. Re:African or European? by SMoynihan · · Score: 5, Informative

      European. The African pigeon beat broadband last year. Early pigeon protocol (PP) trials were also spearheaded in the States last year.

    2. Re:African or European? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be fair, Pigeon Protocol may be high bandwidth, but the latency is terrible. And Gods forbid you miss a packet.

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    3. Re:African or European? by elfprince13 · · Score: 3, Informative

      RFC 1149 is 20 years old at this point, not just from last year.

    4. Re:African or European? by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      I would have refrained, except I've seen a shitload of bad moderations this morning. I'm glad to see that he wound up with a +5 funny, and equally pleased that the my comment you responded to was modded down. Even though "troll" was a mismod, I found that humorous, as well.

      Note that it wasn't me who wrote the original comment whose moderation I was complaining about, nor was it anyone in my friends/fans list.

    5. Re:African or European? by Molochi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is there conversion rate from pigeon to station wagon?

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    6. Re:African or European? by HermMunster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe the pidgeon would beat the station wagon as it doesn't have to stop signs, other driver, traffic speeds, and bad maps to follow.

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    7. Re:African or European? by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

      The African pigeon beat broadband last year.

      Wow, a year faster than british rural broadband. AND it did it with a smaller packet. As we all know, obtaining low-level services from lady pigeons en route is difficult when your packet isn't relatively impressive.

    8. Re:African or European? by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A couple weeks ago I pulled 2gig and 4gig cards out of the washer. I let them sit for a couple days and tried them. They worked -- all the data was still there.

      But how did the pigeon fare?

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    9. Re:African or European? by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed. It's also not quite as secure; usually, when you drop packets, you don't have to worry about someone else picking them up. Talk about "man in the middle"...

    10. Re:African or European? by skids · · Score: 2, Informative

      Payload-wise, It's 0. Unladen swallows consist only of a packet header.

    11. Re:African or European? by fbartho · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you're wrong. Station Wagon (SW) would equate to thousands of pigeon-carrying-capacities (PCC). When you're dealing with that datavolume, you end up with significant overhead at each end. Generating the packet burst, and tieing them to individual pigeons, and then sending them; Subsequently you need to accept the incoming PigeonPackets (PP) reorder them, and then read them back in. With SWs you can use much higher density drives, and they need much less processing to load into the SW. I imagine with a pigeon load in the thousands, you'll have a fairly significant attrition rate, and you won't know which packets go missing till you've received them. In fact arbitrary pigeons might just exhibit really high latency, and PETA might be unhappy if you try to implement strict TTLs on them. While a SW needs to follow road rules, those are infact just routing considerations, and as such help the network stay robust. With PPs you have to worry about tons of sources of packet loss. If your SW packet arrives, you can usually treat that as atomic success; (Ignoring the risk of highway robbery) and you have to worry less about your data integrity.

      In conclusion if your data density is above 10 PCCs I'd say a SW would be a better bet.

      Note: using a RAID scheme could allow for higher attrition rates.

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    12. Re:African or European? by yabba-dabba-do · · Score: 3, Funny

      As someone who has been the Man In The Middle of a pigeon's dropped packet, I can tell you it is not a pleasant experience.

  2. Ping times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet they're lousy for gaming.

    1. Re:Ping times? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but upgrading is so easy - just slap a bigger memory card on the pigeon and bam! Instant upgrade!

      No messing with the cable companies, no paying extra for the service, so nice.

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    2. Re:Ping times? by Custard+Horse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well sure, since gaming relies on low latency. Pigeons have ridiculously high latency, but they also have amazingly large bandwidth since they can carry flash memory devices of many gigabytes. You may need to send two copies though as sometimes a falcon causes a "packet" to get misrouted.

      They're still only half-duplex though.

  3. What is your name? What is your quest? by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the bandwidth capacity of an unladen swallow?

    1. Re:What is your name? What is your quest? by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm guessing zero.

    2. Re:What is your name? What is your quest? by kieran · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1 bit per swallow, unless being painted/dyed doesn't count as being laden.

    3. Re:What is your name? What is your quest? by Brit_in_the_USA · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nonsense, you obviously use European and African swallows to represent 0 and 1's.

    4. Re:What is your name? What is your quest? by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is 11 meters per second. African or European.

      http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

      However, as soon as you strap a memory card to the swallow, it is no longer unladen. By definition.

      Therefore, the bandwidth capacity of an unladen swallow is zero.

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  4. Obligatory IP Over Avian Carriers RFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt

    1. Re:Obligatory IP Over Avian Carriers RFC by hesiod · · Score: 4, Informative

      I Went looking for that, and found this instead.

      "Bandwidth achieved by the pigeons was 2.27 Mbps."

    2. Re:Obligatory IP Over Avian Carriers RFC by hesiod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, and another implementation of carrier pigeon data transfer, now in South Africa. Kinda blows that "there isn't a benchmark for pigeon data speeds" statement away...

    3. Re:Obligatory IP Over Avian Carriers RFC by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a proof of concept. Once we have pigeon packets proved out we can give them proper packet headings and implement IP on them. We'll just have to modify the protocol standards to account for really *large* packets (16GB? 32? How big are these little drives getting these days?). Also, have you considered purchasing a sense of humor? :-)

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  5. No standard for pigeon data speeds? by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's an RFC for it!

  6. Pigeon bandwidth is high by dk90406 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Latency sucks. It is simple to device tests like these to show bandwidth is limited. Heck, just load a truck with LTO tapes and ship them a few hundred miles to beat even very fast connections.

    1. Re:Pigeon bandwidth is high by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here in the South Eastern US, latency is about to go down but packet loss will go up since Dove season is starting....

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    2. Re:Pigeon bandwidth is high by pwnies · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LTO tapes aren't your best choice for data density anymore. Right now your most dense LTO drive can store 1.5TB, whereas your most dense microSD card can store 32GB.
      MicroSD Cards => .0014m * .032m * .024m = 0.000001075m^3 =>32GB / 1.075 * 10^-6m^3 = 2.98 * 10^7 GB/m^3
      LTO Drive => .102m * .1054m * .0215m = 0.000231142m^3 => 1536GB / 2.31142 * 10^-4m^3 = 6.65 * 10^6 GB/m^3

  7. Net Neutrality by o'reor · · Score: 2, Funny

    now threatened by falcons and pigeon shooters. OTOH, how do you perform Deep Packet inspection on those ?

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    1. Re:Net Neutrality by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      With a scalpel?

    2. Re:Net Neutrality by AnonymousClown · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find feeding them dumps the data.

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    3. Re:Net Neutrality by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shotgun. Though it may cause some minor network interruption...

  8. This has already happened... by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Informative

    The farmer was at 24% upload after 54mins when the first pigeon landed...
    Now we can get back to our Monty Python / african swallow posts...

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    1. Re:This has already happened... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      84 mile trip, 54 minutes.

      You're telling me the pigeon flew at 93 miles per hour? Pull the other one

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    2. Re:This has already happened... by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depending on the roads, it could well be 84 miles by road but substantially less as the pigeon flies.

    3. Re:This has already happened... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It wouldn't even need to be that much, according to that wikipedia page pigeons have already been clocked at 75mph.

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  9. Encryption by Nautical+Insanity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, data throughput can be pretty awesome, but exchanging public keys must be a bitch.

  10. Never underestimate the bandwidth by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...of station wagon full of magtape, or so the obselete saying goes.

    They considered using a station wagon for this test, but they figured the roads were as poor as the broadband, so they wouldn't have known which they were testing. So pigeons were it.

  11. Dependent on the conditions of the race by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you change the conditions of the race, you can just as well make it say just about anything.

    If you give the pigeon a 512 KB message, and an identical 512 KB message to be sent via a rural broadband connection, then the rural broadband connection will win.
    If you give the pigeon a 64 GB memory card, then you could say that the pigeon has a transfer speed equivalent to 104 mbps, which'll mean it's faster than most broad connections, rural or not. (Assuming an average speed of 60 miles per hour for the bird.)

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    1. Re:Dependent on the conditions of the race by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just pictured a pigeon struggling very doggedly with a 100 GB SSD drive dangling from its beak.

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  12. Re:The DVDs by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Yes and my 747 filled with DVDs beets the pants off the latest multi-terabit cross Atlantic fibre."

    I rather doubt that. You seem to be forgetting that you need to burn all that data to DVDs with verification enabled, carefully pack every DVD and load them all, then unpack and manually copy the data back to a machine. Don't forget that when one of those DVDs inevitably fails to properly read on the target system you need to fly back, burn a new one, and return.

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  13. They don't even mention the biggest advantage by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the internet you just get a movie, but with the pigeon you get both a movie AND dinner delivered to your door. Talk about convenience.

  14. oblig. Tanenbaum by martas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. —Tanenbaum, Andrew S. (1996). Computer Networks. New Jersey: Prentice-Hall. pp. 83. ISBN 0-13-349945-6.

  15. Pigeons always win at properly set up contests by wvmarle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who wins is depending on how you set your contest. And as this is no more than a publicity stunt, it's of course set up in a way that the pigeon is guaranteed to win.

    200 MB on a memory card has the same "transfer time" as 16 GB. Yet suddenly the bandwidth is some 80 times as great.

    A 10 Mbit connection has the same transfer speed whether it is to the neighbour's or across the ocean. Oh wait that's downstream; upstream is always slower. On my broadband connection uploading 200 MB will take about 45 minutes - downloading the same amount of data is done within 5 minutes. No wonder you pit the pigeon against an upstream.

    And why not ask this pigeon to deliver the video file actually to YouTube? Not to some other point from where it's transferred to YouTube? Is that maybe because YouTube is in the US and that's too far to fly for the pigeon?

    TFA admits it: "Also the farms connection speed is just 100-200 Kbps (Kilobits per second), so it never really stood a chance of winning but then that's not the point?". It is set up so the pigeon would win. And 100-200 Kbps up is not even that bad assuming ADSL over normal copper, and farms tend to be far far away from the nearest switch. It's one of those things one will have to live with when trying to live away from the civilised world.

  16. Re:It won't take long. by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And one proprietary one that everyone in the real world is using because unlike the free one, you don't need an honours degree in computer science just to set the thing up.

  17. How about "tough shit, move to the town?" by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It should be beyond obvious that some amenities are made economically viable by a large concentration of people, and broadband is one of them.

    If it made economic sense (ie, was profitable) to provide those services in rural areas, someone would be doing it. Usually someone *will* provide those services, but not at a cost the end-user will like for casual entertainment use.

    Almost always these "rural broadband blows" stories involve around wanting the government to "do something" which usually amounts to a subsidy (my tax money for your service). I generally object to this -- either we end up with a "Universal Service Fee" which is like free money to the telecom providers, as it never goes away, overall higher prices so some mandate can be fulfilled, or some never-ending government bureaucracy like the TVA.

    And I think some of this "demand" isn't from 1920s, sepia-tinted people living in rural poverty, but from city people who have made a conscious choice to live in the "country" (thanks to cheap gas) who also want all the amenities of city living but aren't willing to pay for them.

    1. Re:How about "tough shit, move to the town?" by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However really government should be kicking ISP ass to get this improved. Creating jobs in rural areas would solve a host of problems, and not having the network to do it for most the types of jobs you could telecommute to or operate whereever you can get people to live is a major hurtle. One might say that the ISP NOT doing this is doing their host countries a huge disservice and harming domestic economics (and considering MOST are state owned or subsided monopolies, not really fair either).

      Think high tech jobs in the country, and being able to offer employees reasonable housing costs, and a wonderful environment. However if you do not have the infrastructure to do it, the the company has to, and that is unlikely to happen without huge injection of money from government. So there you go.

    2. Re:How about "tough shit, move to the town?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's right. If you grow food for other people to eat for a living you shouldn't expect to have internet access, or TV or electricity either. There are just some things you should sacrifice if you are going to provide a service for others.

  18. Re:It won't take long. by cmiller173 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And one proprietary one that everyone in the real world is using because unlike the free one, you don't need an honours degree in Animal Husbandry just to set the thing up.

    FTFY

  19. Ya, sneaker net always wins by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    If the data sets are large enough and latency not a problem. Doesn't matter how fast your connection is, FedEx is faster at some point. I mean let's say you have a 100mbit connection that really gets that and is dedicated to you. Going full blast 24 hours a day working at its max theoretical speed with no errors, it can transfer just a touch over 1TB per day. Realistically 800-900GB would be all you'd see, even if things were working well. Ok so suppose you have 5TB that needs to be transferred. It'll take a week of hogging up the connection to do that...

    Or you could use FedEx. Copy the data on to 3 2TB drives and send them next day air to their destination. It will be there sooner.

    We have a research group that does this all the time. They do JPEG2000 (and other) compression research and the data sets are massive. FedEx is faster than the net for the really big ones so they just send off the HDDs. Low tech but extremely effective.

    No matter what, this will always be the case. At some level, sneakernet will be faster. What that level is depends on how fast a connection you can sustain between you and your target.

    He'll also have to forgive me if I'm not that sympathetic to farmers. You make a choice when you want to live out in the plains. It has many advantages, such as lower land cost, a lot of privacy and so on. However it has disadvantages, one of them being it costs more to deliver high speed access. What's more, farming is a business, so I don't see the problem if they have to pay more to get a business grade Internet line out there. No matter where you are in the US, you can get high speed Internet. However sometimes it is only the most costly kinds of lines, something like a DS-3. For a consumer that is unreasonable, for a business it is not and make no mistake, that's what farming is.

    1. Re:Ya, sneaker net always wins by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He'll also have to forgive me if I'm not that sympathetic to farmers. You make a choice when you want to live out in the plains. It has many advantages, such as lower land cost, a lot of privacy and so on. However it has disadvantages, one of them being it costs more to deliver high speed access.

      Quite true. I don't think people who do live in more rural settings believe high speed access has to be 100% identical in cost to more urban settings. The issue is the amount of the discrepancy.

      What's more, farming is a business, so I don't see the problem if they have to pay more to get a business grade Internet line out there. No matter where you are in the US, you can get high speed Internet. However sometimes it is only the most costly kinds of lines, something like a DS-3. For a consumer that is unreasonable, for a business it is not and make no mistake, that's what farming is.

      Perhaps so, but farmers make up a marginal percentage of the rural population (eg. only 0.7% of the total US population is employed in agriculture yet the Midwest holds about 22% of the US population); however, I think a farmer was used as an example because of the naive presumption that the common rural individual is a farmer. Meanwhile, all sorts of infrastructure (roads, postal or other; electric wires; telephone wires; etc) cost more to roll out in rural areas, yet there's plenty of those things in rural settings. One might believe that most people in rural settings don't want high speed internet (and hence it'd be difficult, if not impossible, to recoup the costs to build that infrastructure), and I'd imagine that might be true today; but, the same argue could have been made before widespread creation of roads and trains when it comes to Midwesterners desiring fresh tropical fruits. Yet, you don't see stores here selling bananas at $6/lb.

      In short, I can appreciate your sentiments on the issue, especially when it comes to farmers being businesses. And you do seem to want to differentiate that most non-farmers/non-businesses are not in a position to pay for available high speed internet. I think the real question is, why aren't there more affordable options in rural areas (and by affordable, I mean on the order of at most 2-3x the cost of urban areas) for non-businesses.

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  20. because it's a "right" by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... like health care.

    I live in a rural area about 10 minutes from a commuter town which is about 20 minutes from a city of a ~1mil... my broadband is pretty bad. It's line of sight wireless and it's $70/mo for 512k/256k (384 down for $50).

    I'm not complaining, I do know where I live and I knew the limitations. But the "pft, move to town, stupid" argument only works if people are not convinced that it's their "right" to have broadband access. With all the recent talk about broadband being like electricity and how we should give everyone access to affordable broadband, etc... I'm not convinced that people realize there are still tradeoffs in life.

    It's somewhat similar to health care, too. You don't want to pay for my broadband services due to MY choice of where I live. I don't want to pay for your unhealthy eating habits due to YOUR choice of what you eat.

    Of course, there are exceptions all over the place, but you know.

    And by the way, us rural folks don't always appreciate those city folks that go live in the "country" ... and then build their multi-million dollar homes with huge lawns (and deep wells to water their huge lawns which they pay gardeners to cut and take away the clippings, as opposed to like ... raising, I don't know, animals on it ...), buy tons of land to do nothing with, etc. But then again, it's a free country, and I'm glad they are just as free to do that as I am to live on it.

    Unless, of course, the EPA gets involved because there's an endangered frog that lives on your property. ;)