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SCO Puts Unix Assets On the Block

Posted by timothy on from the neck-is-slender-executioner-very-skilled dept.

itwbennett writes "SCO Group announced Thursday that it plans to auction off most of its Unix assets, including 'certain UNIX system V software products and related services,' ITworld reports. 'This asset sale is an important step forward in ensuring business continuity for our customers around the world,' said Ken Nielsen, SCO chief financial officer, in a statement. 'Our goal is to ensure continued viability for SCO, its customers, employees and the Unix technology.' Interested parties must submit a bid for the assets by Oct. 5."

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  1. Illegal without a perscription. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cocksmoking is illegal in my state without a doctor's perscription.

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    1. Re:Illegal without a perscription. by rubycodez · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      have you tried the new e-cock?, the starter kits are pretty cheap and come in several flavors.

  2. Could have been posted w/o the gratuitous insult by mark72005 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you teasmoking bagcocker!

  3. Tree fiddy you say,,,? by beef3k · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And that's when I understood it was the Loch Ness monster! I ain't givin' no god damn Loch Ness monster tree fiddy!

  4. Re:don't forget to pay your $699 license fee by bsDaemon · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Yeah, the post subject was the joke, and was mildly amusing. The post body could just as easily have been in any thread and still probably been off topic, if not trollish. Just sayin'.