Microwave Map of Entire Moon Revealed
Zothecula writes "The first complete microwave image of the Moon taken by Chinese lunar satellite Chang'E-1 has been revealed. Chang'E-1 is China's first scientific mission to explore planetary bodies beyond Earth and the on-board Lunar Microwave Radiometer has made it possible for the first time to globally map the Moon in microwave frequencies. Radar observations of the Moon are unable to provide thermal information, and microwave observations taken from Earth cannot reach the far side of the moon. So Chang'E-1's (CE-1) orbit was conducted at an altitude of 200km (124 miles) and allowed it to observe every location of the moon with a nadir view and at high spatial resolution."
What? No posts yet about microwaves and green cheese? Slashdot is slipping.
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That would make a cool looking shirt.
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make some good dip for my nachos. Mmmm. Green cheese...
This is Chang'E I can believe in!
I hate to besmirch the name of the good Chinese researchers that I know but I wouldn't trust this. There has been too many bad publications out of China and Chinese universities. The link doesn't even mention a journal that the results will be published in. They do say they will present the research at the European Planetary Science Congress but that is it. (Yes I RTFL.)
Now I'm not saying they aren't capable of doing this just that it smells bad enough for me to have my doubts. We will see.
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. " -Voltaire
“That’s no moon, it’s a space station”
etc.
While I’m opening cans of worms, I’m sure the moon hoaxers would like to know whether or not it saw the American flag we left up there.
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What happens when we find out that the moon isn't made of green cheese but filled with popcorn?! The only reason why we aren't hearing the impending popping of doom is because there's no air in space! And they did it! They went and microwaved the moon! But just you wait, the giant fluffy kernels of doom shall come raining down on us! RAINING DOWN!!!
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This has to be a made up story. When I microwave, IN OTHER WORDS NUKE, my leftovers, it speeds up those atoms to make it warm. How does speeding up the moon make it a picture? Seems unlikely.
Besides, microwaving the moon, which causes radiation, could be very detrimental for our health, and the moon. Why hasn't the possibilities of deformities been weighed? Are we being irresponsible, or just dumb?
So to sum up, my microwave doesn't create pictures. So I don't get how you make a picture. Also, all those microwave waves are not healthy to be putting on the earth.
Launch the invasion force and enslave the mooners!
If you Microwave a wolf, copy paste paste, and put this image in, you've got an astronomical t-shirt worthy of nerds everywhere.
... I thought it was going to be a map of where all the microwaves on the moon are, like in case you find yourself stuck up there with a cold chili-dog or something.
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so we can finally put this conspiracy bullshit to rest.
Wonder if it shows the lunar bases on the dark side of the moon! ;-)
I am going to be the first to predict that this will lead to anthropomorphic lunar warming. Where is my Nobel?
Whoah! That's no Death Star!
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See if you can get your sysadmin to beat you with a cluestick.
So we can finally make the Moon-hoaxers shut up? One of my otherwise smart friends among them?
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How come the images have a noticeable swirl to them? No mention of it in the article.
"So Chang'E-1's (CE-1) orbit was conducted at an altitude of 200km (124 miles)"
As long as we provide the distance in miles, why don't we also give it in leagues? I'm sure somebody still uses leagues, so despite the whole world going with the International System of Units fifty years ago (except for three countries, including Burma, Liberia, and some other backward-looking nation I can't recall) we should definitely provide leagues.
Yeah, you had to dance across the moon, fighting angry parents whilst avoiding a Chinese spacecraft trying to fry you. If you got hit there was quite the realistic clip of Michael on fire.
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No microwaves on the moon. Anyone traveling there will have to bring their own.
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no honestly. literally no one cares except a nerd or two.
I am guessing the bright red areas are moon bounces.
Somebody modded me funny, then somebody modded me flamebait.
Rereading it, I'd like to think it's a little funny, but yes, it's definitely flamebait. No question.
Let's hope they balance out and I remain even karma-wise.
... oh wait
"I'm sure the moon hoaxers would like to know whether or not it saw the American flag we left up there."
No, they would want to know that it didn't see the flag:
Moon Hoaxer: Did it see the flag?
Chinese Scientist: Well, it's not designed to see anything that small
Moon Hoaxer (interrupting): DID IT SEE THE FLAG, YES OR NO?
Chinese Scientist: No, but it wouldn't see
Moon Hoaxer (interrupting): SEE I TOLD YOU ALL IT WAS A HOAX HERE'S PROOF.
What they wouldn't want to know would be if it did see the flag:
Moon Hoaxer: Did it see the flag?
Chinese Scientist: Actually, yes, here's the flag, here's the lander
Moon Hoaxer (interrupting): FAKE! FAKE! YOU ARE JUST IN ON THE CONSPIRACY! FAKE!
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Just because you and I have our heads pointed in different directions doesn't mean the earth isn't flat
locally.
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No gigantic alien Battle Station in the dark side of the Moon, just waiting for orders to unleash their unstoppable forces of Evil over our insufficiently advanced civilization?
Bummer.