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Michael Jackson Themed MMO In the Works

Posted by samzenpus on from the who's-bad? dept.

norton123 writes "SEE has announced plans to published a Michael Jackson themed MMO. From the article: 'Planet Michael is described by SEE as "a massive social gaming experience" with "collaborative in-game activities," set in "an immersive virtual space themed after iconic visuals drawn from Michael's music, his life and the global issues that concerned him."'"

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  1. It's a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too bad about the COPPA Act. The intended target audience is impossible unless the chatlines and names were narrow pre-determined choices ala Toontown.

    Captcha: upward.

  2. Let me guess by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can only play male gnomes and dwarves.

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    1. Re:Let me guess by Chucky_M · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've been hit by you've been hit by a smooth criminal....

    2. Re:Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, but you can be a mount for pedobear.

  3. I can see the daily quests now... by CodePwned · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) change your skin color
    2) adjust your facial features
    3) buy a monkey

    I don't want to even THINK about the achievements.

    1. Re:I can see the daily quests now... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget about trying to buy the skeleton of the elephant man.

    2. Re:I can see the daily quests now... by eamonman · · Score: 4, Funny

      1) change your skin color.

      It's not a daily quest; the longer you play, the lighter your skin becomes.

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    3. Re:I can see the daily quests now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does the game end when my nose falls off or do I just respawn at my plastic surgeons with my last face and pigmentation settings?

  4. Character selection screen by js3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The character selection screen will have two choices. Micheal Jackson and a Little White boy.

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    1. Re:Character selection screen by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought you said two choices? What's the other one besides Michael Jackson the Little White Boy?

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    2. Re:Character selection screen by jornak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ding! You've leveled up! You can now change your class to "White MJ"! You've learned the skill "Dodge Lawsuit"! You've gained 3,000 MP (Molestation Points)!

  5. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because there are people who want to recreate the fun of diddling little boys? /ducks

  6. First question on signup by Caerdwyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    A/S/L ?

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  7. To catch a predator... by tacarat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the whole image of MJ as a child molester might make this place a bit too obvious for pedophiles to go and solicite from.

    Ok, on to the jokes.

    1) Children under 13 need to ditch their parents in order to enter.
    2) The MJMMO, the only place where you're payed to play!
    3) Blue young hottie needs Jesus juice badly...

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  8. At level 40 milliion$, you can buy your 1st mount! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well it is not so much buying, as paying off his parents.

    They Are also introducing an SciFi themed Michael Jackson FPS called Alien vs Child Predator.

  9. Re:LOL by jandrese · · Score: 2, Funny

    Depends if they can get the Crytek engine ported into Javascript or maybe Flash I guess. Should only require all of the computers in the world to get reasonable performance.

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  10. Re:Is this really just... by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

    How come you're such a fussy young man?
    Complaining 'bout the jokes if people come to play?
    You better settle down, or be modded as a troll, so
    quit it, just quit it.

    Is there a reason you don't wanna behave?
    Expecting stupid parodies or tech news you crave?
    Just remember samzenpus is editor today, so
    quit it, just quit it.

    Quit it! Quit it! Don't you make me submit it!
    Have an Insightful, have a +5,
    if you don't like it then post some dumb flame, and
    quit it (quit it, quit it)

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  11. Re:WTF? by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Say, does anyone want to buy some of these beautiful, gilded "Diana: Princess of Hearts" commemorative dinner plates?

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  12. I just can't wait! by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can I be one of the first to sign up, so I can make sure I grab the "Pedobear" screen name?

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  13. FPS version: Escape from Neverland by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a first person shooter.

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  14. 2004 called by Kenoli · · Score: 1, Funny

    He wants his graphics back.