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Former Military Personnel Claim Aliens Are Monitoring Our Nukes

An anonymous reader quotes Reuters "Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby. Six former US Air Force officers and one former enlisted man will break their silence about these events at the National Press Club and urge the government to publicly confirm their reality." I won't worry until Gort shows up.

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  1. Don't Eat That! by ep32g79 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get the foil out guys, it's gonna be a long night.

  2. Re:Not a Reuters story by clarkn0va · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there a difference any more?

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  3. Re:Not a Reuters story by tsm_sf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Was there a difference in the first place? "He's just selling a book!" "You're just selling a paper" "Well, he doesn't have, um, quite as large a staff as I do?"

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  4. Re:Not a Reuters story by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Newspapers used to have a position called a "fact-checker" and rather than just reprinting corporate and political press releases verbatim, they fact checked them first and would write a story about the release, pointing out any falsehoods. It isn't about book sales versus newspaper sales, it is about journalistic integrity.

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  5. UFOs !=aliens by Potor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    UFO means unidentified flying object. The article makes no reference to aliens.

    You'd think a slashdot summary would recognize such a distinction. This is not the National Inquirer.

    If there were bogeys, they were almost certainly terrestrial.

  6. Re:Not a Reuters story by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe my rosy colored memories of a more honest and ethical journalism are simply nostalgia for a good old days that never were.

    Now get off my lawn and let me ruminate in peace.

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  7. Re:Not a Reuters story by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Facts are not viewpoints. When did JFK die, and how? Is that a viewpoint or a fact? When a politician says, "My policies saved over $2,000,000 last year" is that a fact or a viewpoint? If a company says, "We have reduced air pollution at our factories by fifty percent," is that a fact or a viewpoint? Facts can be checked. Statements of fact are either true or false, and I believe that the reason people find news media valuable is that they report the truth.

    It sounds like you think that people should have the right to defraud others. I don't think you'll find much support for that idea.

    One final question, do you understand what my sig means?

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  8. Re:Not a Reuters story by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they truly wanted to check whether the facts were correct, they wouldn't have called you. After all, you just sent it out, so of course you'd say it was correct.

    If they wanted to check the facts correctly, they'd go to someone else and see if the facts agreed.

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  9. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  10. Re:Correlation by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To assume that all military personnel on the base, including the base commander are someone mistaken or crazy seems irrational.

    Anyone who doesn't want to believe that some sort of unidentified flying object is buzzing around interfering with our nuclear missiles should try the alternative on for size: The people who are in control of the nuclear missiles are paranoid schizophrenics having delusional episodes while on duty. Somehow, the alien theory seems to be the more comforting alternative.