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Paleontologists Discover World's Horniest Dinosaur

Posted by samzenpus on from the overcompensatesaurus dept.

Ponca City, We love you writes "The Guardian reports that paleontologists have uncovered the remains of an ancient beast called Kosmoceratops richardsoni that stood 16 feet tall with a 6-foot skull equipped with 15 horns and lived 76 million years ago in the warm, wet swamps of what is now southern Utah. 'These animals are basically over-sized rhinos with a whole lot more horns on their heads. They had huge heads relative to their body size,' says Scott Sampson, a researcher at the Utah Museum of Natural History."

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  1. I for one... by Zarf · · Score: 1, Funny

    am glad that thing is extinct.

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  2. The Onion by xbeefsupreme · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is similar to another recent discovery: http://www.theonion.com/video/paleontologists-discover-skeleton-of-natures-first,14320/

  3. That IS horny! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Possibly even hornier than the dickwolves.

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  4. Re:"Misleading Title... by ascari · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not misleading! You'd be horny too if the rest of your species are extinct.

  5. The Weekly World News Called by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Weekly World News called. They want their headline back.

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  6. Re:"Misleading Title... by guyminuslife · · Score: 4, Funny

    I also fantasize about dinosaurs fucking.

    Maybe there are others like us. I should start a website.

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  7. Title Fail by beatle11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? I'd like to know how many people actually knew what they were talking about when they saw the title.

  8. Re:The correct term is "most horned", not "hornies by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    I take all the fun out of stuff.

    No, you're just missing the point. It may be hard, but don't let the puns get a rise out of you. They'll never erect a statue in honor of you horning in on the conversation.

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  9. Re:"Misleading Title... by hydrozen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe THIS is the horniest dinosaur! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MUJA-Tyrannosaurus.JPG

  10. No no no... by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe this particular one will be called the "hefnersaurus"

  11. Re:"Misleading Title... by SlappyBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where are my mod points when I need them??!?!?111?!

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  12. Re:"Misleading Title... by sortadan · · Score: 5, Funny

    My first thought was of Hugh Hefner...

  13. Re:"Misleading Title... by RivenAleem · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Tranny saw us Sex?

  14. Re:"Misleading Title... by laejoh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was thinking of Cobol developers...