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Paleontologists Discover World's Horniest Dinosaur

Posted by samzenpus on from the overcompensatesaurus dept.

Ponca City, We love you writes "The Guardian reports that paleontologists have uncovered the remains of an ancient beast called Kosmoceratops richardsoni that stood 16 feet tall with a 6-foot skull equipped with 15 horns and lived 76 million years ago in the warm, wet swamps of what is now southern Utah. 'These animals are basically over-sized rhinos with a whole lot more horns on their heads. They had huge heads relative to their body size,' says Scott Sampson, a researcher at the Utah Museum of Natural History."

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  1. "Misleading Title... by Rinnon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Paleontologists Discover World's Horniest Dinosaur" I was really disappointed when I realized what they meant by "horniest"

    1. Re:"Misleading Title... by guyminuslife · · Score: 4, Funny

      I also fantasize about dinosaurs fucking.

      Maybe there are others like us. I should start a website.

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    2. Re:"Misleading Title... by hydrozen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe THIS is the horniest dinosaur! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MUJA-Tyrannosaurus.JPG

    3. Re:"Misleading Title... by sortadan · · Score: 5, Funny

      My first thought was of Hugh Hefner...

    4. Re:"Misleading Title... by RivenAleem · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Tranny saw us Sex?

  2. First the BBC, now Slashdot by mbone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Jee, is everyone writing on the web 13 years old ?

  3. Somewhere in England.. by sakonofie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...there is a Guardian copy editor who is going home proud of themselves for a job well done.

  4. The Weekly World News Called by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Weekly World News called. They want their headline back.

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  5. Re:For the love of God! by RaymondKurzweil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Was Mexico kicked out for not being white enough or something?

  6. No no no... by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe this particular one will be called the "hefnersaurus"