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Copyright License Fees Drive Pandora Out of Canada

An anonymous reader writes "Online streaming music services such as Pandora are abandoning plans to launch in Canada, claiming licensing fees are too high: 'These rates ... are astronomical,' Tim Westergren, founder of California-based Pandora, wrote in an email to The Canadian Press. The agency that collects music royalties in Canada on behalf of record companies and performing artists wants to charge web-based music sites that stream to mobile devices the greater of two figures: 45 per cent of the site's gross revenues in Canada or 7.5-tenths of a cent for every song streamed. Meanwhile, record labels are blaming the lack of online music services in Canada on piracy: 'Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when Canadians take so much without paying for it?' said Graham Henderson, president of the Canadian Recording Industry Association, which represents major record labels."

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  1. Slacker by bhcompy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Money is tight for companies like Pandora, which is why they should go in to the hardware business like Slacker, or at least partner with Slacker. Slacker blows the competition away because of the availability of portable hardware specifically designed for it. Pity Woot! hasn't had a Slacker for sale in quite a long time, though.

    1. Re:Slacker by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Money is tight for companies like Pandora, which is why they should go in to the hardware business like Slacker, or at least partner with Slacker.

      Why would they do that? No one wants to lug around Yet Another Gadget. Although you can buy Pandora-equipped stereos, Pandora apps work just fine on smartphones. Even back in '07 Pandora partnered up with Sprint for firmware packages on Sprint phones so Sprint customers could use Pandora on their phone... nowadays you can use Pandora on just about any new smartphone. Especially since any smartphone worth its salt supports multitasking... why would you need a separate device?

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    2. Re:Slacker by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's Slacker Hardware? I think I may have a patent on that from my school days.

      >>>45 per cent of the site's gross revenues in Canada or 7.5-tenths of a cent for every song streamed.

      0.0075 times 60 million songs per month == $450,000 (CAN). Or 45% of revenue collected, which is outrageous. No wonder Pandora decided they could no longer continue. I suspect music companies are secretly run by people with IQs below 90. That's why they keep shooting themselves in the foot.

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    3. Re:Slacker by bhcompy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because Pandora needs a better revenue stream in order to properly serve the people they want to serve?

      And Pandora doesn't allow you to record multiple streams in advance and skip around between streams and songs with fastforward willynilly. Slacker does that.

      Also don't need to remain connected over a shitty cell network, instead I have a dozen hours of streams already recorded and I can listen to them whenever I want without draining the my phone battery during constant 3g use(which is just short of GPS as far as phones and battery life performance goes).

      If you use your phone to do everything, that's cool, but I use my PSP for gaming, my phone for phoning, and my Slacker and Sansa Fuze for music listening because they're better at doing the task at hand and have better battery life under those conditions.

    4. Re:Slacker by mark72005 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of the old email forward about the Canadian tax form:

      A. How much did you make? _______

      B. Send it to us.

    5. Re:Slacker by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Money is tight for companies like Pandora, which is why they should go in to the hardware business

      Wait... You want Pandora to build a box? Have you learned nothing from mythology?

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  2. Rdio works by Quaelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm happily streaming music from Rdio for $4.99/mo in Canada. I recommend it.

    1. Re:Rdio works by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      But that costs you $4.99/mo. Pandora's service is "free", non-gratis. They get paid through adverts sent with the music. Every song I stream on my blackberry is free to me minus the cost of the very non-intrusive ad they display. I don't know what they get per advert displayed (can someone enlighten us?) it possibly isn't $0.0075 per song for which the CRIA is asking for.

      CRIA... CRIA me a freaking river?

    2. Re:Rdio works by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm happily streaming music from http://player.radio.com/player/RadioPlayer.php?version=1.1.9780&station=13987

      for $0.00/mo and not even any commercials. I recommend it. In fact most of the HD2s are free and commercial free. (Click Music and Cities for the full list.)

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    3. Re:Rdio works by Machtyn · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm using the Blackberry client on the Sprint network. I only get a little text advert that fills up a third of the screen real estate. I usually don't even see it. Occassionally, like once every couple of days, there is a 15-30 second audio advert for the service.

      When I'm at home and have the website up, I've never noticed any adverts. The one annoying thing is that it will stop playing after 30+ minutes to ask you if you are still there. -click the Yes button and I'm off again-

    4. Re:Rdio works by tixxit · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm happily streaming music from Last.fm for $3/m in Canada. I recommend it too.

  3. Re:Heh by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't buy music at all. Then again I haven't had the urge to listen to the crap they pump out on the radio either. Regardless, you'll find that most canucks are united on this issue, that if they're going to tax us on something. We've already paid our dues to download it. I suppose that whole cradle to the grave idea of paying for something can bite you in the ass...

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  4. hey now by BigJClark · · Score: 5, Funny


    I've bought and paid for every single Nickleback album I have in my collection. Which is none.

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  5. But I do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I buy blank CD-Rs, as do so many other people I know of. The cost of music is built in those. Once you have a stack of CD-Rs, you are no longer able to pirate music in Canada, as long as you only leech. It's the law. They made it. If they don't like it, tough.

    1. Re:But I do pay for it by Mad+Leper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the law and the courts disagree with you on that point, seeding does make you a distributor. If you don't have a license to distribute, then you're infringing, period.

      Straight downloading without resorting to P2P is the way to go, absolutely no-one has ever been sued for just downloading.

  6. Henderson is a liar by starfishsystems · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when Canadians take so much without paying for it?" said Graham Henderson, president of the Canadian Recording Industry Association, which represents major record labels.

    Somebody please tell Mr. Henderson to take his head out of his ass. The fact, as he well knows, is that Canadians already pay hefty fees. We already pay for recorded music at a rate far in excess of the cost of distribution. Radio stations already pay royalty fees. And everyone already pays a surcharge on recording media and players so that we can be legally entitled to generate copies for personal use.

    How did this media surcharge come about? Because Mr. Henderson's own organization, the CRIA, successfully lobbied for it! That's right. They insisted that Canadians must pay a surcharge in order to legally record music. And so we have been doing, ever since the late 1990s.

    Mr. Henderson finds this convenient to forget, but the rest of us have not forgotten. Even those of us who do no music copying at all have already paid in full for entitlement to copy.

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    1. Re:Henderson is a liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How did this media surcharge come about? Because Mr. Henderson's own organization, the CRIA, successfully lobbied for it! That's right. They insisted that Canadians must pay a surcharge in order to legally record music...

      Not quite all the truth. Those fuckers lobbied for surcharges on media that I use to back up my OWN PERSONAL DATA. That's right, I have to pay fucktards like him and shitty "Canadian" artists (that can't make a hit) to use media that has absolutely no copyright material on it, just my family photos. Fuck them all to death.

    2. Re:Henderson is a liar by SweeBeeps · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's par for the course to see that a recording industry exec is completely out of touch with reality.

    3. Re:Henderson is a liar by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Informative

      I rarely pick up new music these days. I'd rather listen to a podcast or open university course.
      But when I do grab something, I'm torrenting it. If I have to pay a piracy fee to use media or hardware, then might as well make the piracy fee earn its keep.
      But I don't pirate software. As far as I know, I'm not taxed by software companies every time I've bought storage media.

    4. Re:Henderson is a liar by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's not out of touch.

      He's double dipping. He wants to get paid that extra surcharge on recording media (CD-Rs and MP3s) -and- also lock everything up behind paywalls like US-RIAA does. Typical litigious, back-stabbing, greedy motherfucker.

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    5. Re:Henderson is a liar by ihatejobs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So you spew random crap and expect others to use Google to prove your point?

      Then again, the link that I found using Google says you are full of shit

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  7. What about indie labels? by veganboyjosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about labels who don't belong to the RIAA? It seems like this would be a great way for Pandora--especially Pandora, since they're pretty popular, and people know the name. Probably more so than any other free-to-stream radio--to stick it to the major labels. Just stream indie labels, those who don't belong to the CRIA, or labels who give their stuff away for free, or license it for free for this kind of thing.

    1. Re:What about indie labels? by Machtyn · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know about Canada, but in the USA online streaming music services still have to pay a holding company for the right to play the indie music... whether the indie music in question belong to a RIAA joined company or not. I don't have the reference at the moment.

  8. Fools and their folly by who's+got+my+nicknam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mr. Henderson is an idiot, no offense to the intellectually challenged out there. He, like everyone else in the music industry, has blinders on, and is clueless as to what the people with the money (ie, the CUSTOMERS) want. I'd love to get Pandora here. It was brilliant while it lasted, and nothing else I've tried has been able to beat it. And here's the irony for CRIA and their ilk: since Pandora got shut off in Canada, I've simply gone back to downloading. Yes, it's still legal here, as long as we're paying the blank media levies we do. And Mr. Henderson can kiss my shiny metal ass, because I'll NEVER pay a cent for music from artists he 'represents'. Not even to a 'legal' streaming service. Am I sad Pandora has given up on Canada? Yes, because I loved their system. And no, because it really doesn't affect me anymore. iTunes has Genius, which is pretty damn good these days, and since I can happily download tunes till I'm out of drive space.

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    1. Re:Fools and their folly by who's+got+my+nicknam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm reminded of a story (probably apocryphal) about the first McDonald's that was opened in Moscow. When the staff were being trained by the American reps, one of the managers put his hand up and asked, "Why do we have to be polite to the customers? WE have the hamburgers!"

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    2. Re:Fools and their folly by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not just customers, but clients. SOCAN is rubbish. I used to be a recording and performing musician, and SOCAN was nothing but a hassle, and certainly hasn't represented me, my views on music distro, or assisted in making a single cent off my music.

      The whole system is corrupt and consists of liars and cheats ripping off musicians and music lovers.

    3. Re:Fools and their folly by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ``Mr. Henderson is an idiot, no offense to the intellectually challenged out there.''

      I'm not sure who is the real fool here. Is it the man who spouts the lies, or the people who fall for the rhetoric?

      We have a similar situation in the Netherlands: we pay a levy on blank media, which is used to compensate rights holders for the copying we are allowed to do. Downloading of music and video is included among the things you are allowed to do. Yet, our copyright watchdog, BREIN, has issued statements and publications where they have called such downloading illegal. Does that make them idiots? Perhaps, but almost everybody I have asked actually believes that downloading music and video from the Internet is illegal. People will even say they have "illegally downloaded" something if they downloaded it from the Internet. I think the real fools are all those people who believe that what they do or want to do is illegal, even though it isn't. Also, I am really, really pissed off at BREIN for propagating these falsehoods.

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  9. 45% of revenues is particularly weird by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless you're running a cost-free operation, with no employees, servers, or bandwidth, gross revenues are not equal to profit. Say that you have a low-cost operation and 70% of gross revenues are profit, though. That means that the recording industry wants a licensing fee of 2/3 of your profits? And even 70% is pretty good; it's not uncommon to be running profit margins that are 45% of revenues or less, in which case the recording industry would actually be taking all of your profit, plus possibly more.

  10. Figures. by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The agency that collects music royalties in Canada on behalf of record companies and performing artists wants to charge web-based music sites that stream to mobile devices the greater of two figures: 45 per cent of the site's gross revenues in Canada or 7.5-tenths of a cent for every song streamed. Meanwhile, record labels are blaming the lack of online music services in Canada on piracy: 'Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when Canadians take so much without paying for it?

    Now we all know who the real music pirates are.

  11. Re:Just buy CDs by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not really a replacement.

    The value offered by Pandora or a service like it is that you discover music that you've never heard but probably will like.

    Ripping my own is only useful for music I already know I like.

  12. Piracy is not the problem. It is greed. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used to buy a lot more music on iTunes when it was 99 cents but now, with variable pricing, virtually all songs on the Canadian iTunes are 1.29 CAD each so I have stopped buying so much.

    The record companies need to stop running their businesses like they are some big movie studio and start finding ways to save money so that they can offer music for less and offer artists less money upfront but more royalties for each song sold electronically.

    The old model of upfront contracts will not work anymore in this new digital world.

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    1. Re:Piracy is not the problem. It is greed. by dubbreak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to buy a lot more music on iTunes when it was 99 cents but now, with variable pricing, virtually all songs on the Canadian iTunes are 1.29 CAD each so I have stopped buying so much.

      What really sucks is you can only vote with your wallet by not paying, in which case they just blame reduced sales on piracy.

      I wish there was a way to put your money where your mouth is and have a "Buy At $X", so you could refuse the song at $1.29 but make a binding offer to buy it at $0.99 that month (there would need to be some kind of time limit to the offer). That would create realistic metrics of what people are willing to pay and give the seller the opportunity to accept the offers. You could calculate pricing elasticity a lot more accurately that way and maximize profit (you CAN make more money by selling for less, especially when you have infinite supply.. for some reason the music industry doesn't get this).

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  13. Re:Heh by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're quite happy with all your music imposed with restrictive DRM that doesn't allow to be played on any device you want?

    What DRM restrictive music? iTunes has been DRM-free for more than a year and any DRM that happens to be on the occasional CD is easily stripped and you can back it up to whatever format you want. So exactly what part of the GP's post were you responding to with this nonsense?

  14. Why would you spend a lot of money ... by kazbah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when Canadians take so much without paying for it?"

    I think the question companies are asking themselves is "Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when fees paid to the CRIA make it impossible to make a profit from such a service"?

    It's the lack of decent cost-effective services (we're already paying lots for our music with fees on media) that drives everyone in Canada to use file sharing services in the first place.

  15. Hypocrisy by Andorin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Meanwhile, record labels are blaming the lack of online music services in Canada on piracy: 'Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when Canadians take so much without paying for it?' said Graham Henderson, president of the Canadian Recording Industry Association, which represents major record labels."

    Let's not forget that the CRIA is facing a six billion dollar lawsuit over commercial copyright infringement of over three hundred thousand songs. Regardless of your position on piracy, these guys have no leg whatsoever to stand on. If they're going to go after individuals for noncommercially sharing music, first they'd better clean up their own mess.

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    1. Re:Hypocrisy by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the infringer has effectively already admitted owing at least $50 million and the full claim could exceed $6 billion. If the dollars don't shock, the target of the lawsuit undoubtedly will: The defendants in the case are Warner Music Canada, Sony BMG Music Canada, EMI Music Canada, and Universal Music Canada, the four primary members of CRIA.

      The claims arise from a longstanding practice of the recording industry in Canada, described in the lawsuit as "exploit now, pay later if at all." It involves the use of works that are often included in compilation CDs (ie. the top dance tracks of 2009) or live recordings. The record labels create, press, distribute, and sell the CDs, but do not obtain the necessary copyright licences...... Over the years, the size of the pending list has grown dramatically, now containing over 300,000 songs. From Beyonce to Bruce Springsteen, the artists waiting for payment are far from obscure, as thousands of Canadian and foreign artists have seen their copyrights used without permission and payment.

      Bastards.

      How DARE they accuse us Joe Nobodies of being "pirates" while they aren't even paying their OWN employees, the singers and musicians? Fucking, fucking hypocritical bastards.

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    2. Re:Hypocrisy by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Incredible.

      If I pulled the same stunt, my home would be raided, my computers would be seized, and my name would be splashed all over the media as a professional pirate. I might even score jail time.

      The big four labels in CRIA? Barely a whimper in the press. I hope they get smacked in the courts.

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  16. De Facto by davegravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Piracy is the de facto reason given for not doing something in these industries. "We aren't developing this video game title for the PC platform due to piracy concerns", "We aren't offering this broadcasting service because of piracy concerns"... it's a never ending guilt trip. If there's a demand for something and you can't/won't fill that demand for whatever reason, blame piracy!

  17. Say I listen 40 hours a week... by archer,+the · · Score: 3, Informative

    20 songs per hour, 52 weeks a year.

    40*20*52 = 41600.

    At the latter rate, that is 41600 * 0.0075 = $312.

    And that's before Pandora's own expenses, such as bandwidth and payroll.

  18. Vicious Cycle by TraumaHound · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when Canadians take so much without paying for it?' said Graham Henderson, president of the Canadian Recording Industry Association

    How are Canadian music lovers supposed to pay for music if no one builds a service to do so?

    1. Re:Vicious Cycle by toriver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You read the Facebook updates from Spotify posted by your European friends. And then cry because you do not have Spotify.

  19. Re:Heh by mlts · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a good amount of iTMS bought stuff (just because it is easy to grab a band's new release while at work.) The only DRM on the tracks is the fact that they are stamped with the account ID they are bought under.

    Some people might call AAC DRM, but most "MP3" players are able to play this format these days. Most of the Sansa players can play AAC formatted files, Zunes can, most Android phones are able to play this format.

    Now, if you are talking video, or iTunes in some other countries which still is FairPlay encumbered, I'd agree with you. However, here in the US (and likely in Canada), music tracks purchased on iTMS are free and clear.

  20. Smart by whisper_jeff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'Why would you spend a lot of money trying to build a service in Canada when Canadians take so much without paying for it?' said Graham Henderson, president of the Canadian Recording Industry Association...

    Smart. Very smart. Rather than adopt a business model of offering affordable alternatives which most people would be happy to go with they're going to cut off their noses to spite their faces. They're happier to take 45% of nothing rather than a reasonable licensing fee of a reasonable price.

    These people are so utterly daft that the mind absolutely boggles. Is it any wonder that they are incapable of adapting to a new technological age and prospering in that age? sigh...

    The worst part is these individuals are getting rich from high salaries while the rapidly drive their industries into the toilet. And, once everything gets flushed away, these individuals will walk away with their vast savings and live happily ever after while they've demolished an industry and left it in the stone ages.

    sigh...

  21. Performance royalties != licensing fees by asdbffg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The linked article mentions "the agency that collects music royalties in Canada," which should be understood to be a separate entity from the Canadian Recording Industry Association.

    It's worth pointing out that there are several different agencies and several different sections of copyright law at work here. Purchasing a song for your own use and playing a song in a public place (or over internet radio) are two different things. I often see people in the US confusing the RIAA with ASCAP and vice versa, and a little clarity might be helpful.

    So, in the US:
    The RIAA represents distributors and publishers.
    ASCAP and BMI represent songwriters and publishers, who are supposed to get a royalty when a piece of music is performed or played in a public place (or over internet radio).
    SoundExchange represents performers or recording copyright owners, who are supposed to get a royalty when their recordings are played in a public place (or over internet radio).

    So when all hell breaks loose and Justin Bieber does a cover of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean that is then streamed over Pandora, Soundexchange would collect royalties for Bieber's performance and ASCAP would collect royalties for Michael Jackson songwriting. If the original Billie Jean is streamed over Pandora, then Jackson would be (I believe) entitled to royalties as both the performer and the songwriter. These are performance royalties and are typically paid by the entity playing the recording (in this case Pandora).

    When 100 trillion pre-teen girls try to buy a copy of Bieber's version of the song, they pay iTunes or WalMart or whatever, which is then supposed to pay the distributors. These are not performance royalties and are not administered by ASCAP, BMI, or SoundExchange. When you, out of morbid curiosity, illegally download the track, the RIAA will sue you to the tune of $xx,000,000 on behalf of the distributors.

    I say this because it's important to know that even though these organizations are related, they are not the same. Also, performance royalties in most cases actually make it to the artist, so I'm hesitant to hate on ASCAP (I'm a member) although sometimes I wish they would just chill out a little bit.

  22. Re:Welcome to socialist utoipan taxes by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Canada is a great country. We have lots of space, natural resources, and clean water. We have lots of land to work and play in. We have a banking system that didn't need massive bailouts. We are the number one supplier of Oil to the US, and supplied Uranium to create the first Atomic bomb. We are an energy superpower and the USA is addicted to our oil. Canada is only getting more powerful.

    You are correct though that Canada is not a great contry, it is the greatest country in the world. Canada is safe, beautiful, clean, and rich.

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  23. Re:Heh by FrigBot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And not available to Canadians.

  24. Re:How fucking stupid are you? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Without government intervention, you have the natural right to copy anything and no one can stop you short of intimidation or physical intervention.

    Without government intervention, I would have a natural right (widely known as "might is right") to put a gun to your head and squeeze the trigger, and no-one could stop me short of intimidation or physical intervention.

  25. Re:How fucking stupid are you? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem with that argument is that killing someone deprives another person of their rights while copying does not.

    It rests solely on your particular list of "natural" rights (which is all but natural, as none of the "natural" rights can actually be enjoyed without a society with a mechanism for their enforcement). For example, if you consider author's right to be natural - and a lot of societies do, and have been doing that for centuries - then clearly copying deprives them of it.

  26. Re:Heh by rainmouse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If it is anything like in the UK, the money they get for air play (PRS royalties in the UK) is the only form of income a music artist can get that the record companies cant shit all over and hoover up for themselves. For most artists who are kept by their record deals in crippling debt this is sometimes their only source of income and most actually have to keep jobs on the side just to pay the bills. Very few bands actually make a living out of music, even reasonably famous ones you would have suspected otherwise.
    Obviously its down to the big companies to then turn to the public with press releases like this and make it look like the big bad recording artists are greedy with their only source of income and that if they keep the pressure up and bend the truth a little, they can often cut out a huge percent of this unnecessary cost of paying the actual creators of the song and not just renting it from their owners, the record Label. Youtube managed this by putting public pressure on them by blocking music videos in the UK till they agreed to let them have it for almost free.

    I must add that a friend of mine who is a professional recording artist is my source for this, and is therefore far from unbiased.

  27. You sir too, are a criminal! by RingDev · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to have to charge you royalties. You see, that "wooosh" noise you just heard is a copy righted track from my latest albumn, "Sounds of Sarcasm". For the illegal usage of my art, I am going to have to sue you for $75,000. I'll settle out of court right now for just $2,000.

    -Rick

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