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United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the sounds-like-a-cushy-job dept.

Shag writes "Although searches for extraterrestrial intelligence have thus far come up empty-handed, the United Nations appears to be preparing for eventual 'first contact.' Many media outlets are carrying the story that Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist who heads the UN's Office for Outer Space Affairs in Vienna — already charged with things like keeping track of satellites to prevent Kessler Syndrome and coordinating the international response to any earth-impacting asteroids — will be the first person to meet with aliens if they do show up." Update: 09/27 16:42 GMT by S : Looks like this one's too good to be true — in an email to The Guardian, Othman said, "It sounds really cool but I have to deny it."

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  1. Re:The wrong man by odies · · Score: 4, Informative

    The wrong man? Mazlan is a woman.

  2. Who has most experience & knowledge? by PatPending · · Score: 4, Informative

    Clearly the person with the most experience and knowledge of aliens is: Sigourney Weaver

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  3. Re:The wrong man by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Quoth Wikipedia (linked from TFS):

    Mazlan Binti Othman is a Malaysian astrophysicist who has served in several roles within her country

    Quoth SpeedyDX:

    I personally think a man like him is the perfect one for the job.

    Tip for aliens visiting Earth: Humans have two genders, and it can be embarrassing if you confuse them.

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  4. Re:Who wants.... by BergZ · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'll have you know that managing space herpes is as much fun as it was contracting them.
    They're the gift that just keeps on giving.

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