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Father of Java, James Gosling Unloads

javab0y writes "The folks over at basementcoders did a podcast with James Gosling, The Father of Java, last week at a coffee shop in San Francisco during the JavaOne conference. In a raw and no-holds-barred interview, James let loose on Oracle, the Google Lawsuit, and his experience with IBM. You know its going to be good when he starts out saying, 'I eventually graduated in '83. Went to work for IBM which is, you know, is within the top 10 of my stupidest career decisions I've made.' The podcast was fully transcribed."

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  1. A Few Typos, But The Heart and Core Is There... by potemcam · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was an hour long interview recorded on a handheld device, and we (basementcoders & TheServerSide) tried to get the transcription out as quickly as possible so those who didn't have the time to listen to the hour long interview could at the very least read through it. There's a few typos in there that we'll fix soon enough, but putting that aside, you really get to the heart of what's driving Gosling and what he hopes for the future of Java.

  2. It's amazing anyone employs him by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have plenty of respect for the guy's technical prowess. He was definitely also in the right place at the right time but also undoubtedly technically brilliant. And yet he runs his career like a schoolboy. You just don't go around openly rubbishing former employers like that as it makes prospective employers wary. After all you'll probably rubbish them when you're done too. I wonder how many opportunities he's missed acting that way.

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    1. Re:It's amazing anyone employs him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pft, I suspect given his reputation he doesn't have much to worry about. I'm more amused at how people react with horror at someone actually being open and honest. It's one of the reasons I'm glad to be self employed. I might not make as much as if I sold my soul to the highest bidder, but at least I still have it. I see cubicle drones constantly horrified by the idea of people who aren't owned and bought. What the fuck happened to you to make you like that!

    2. Re:It's amazing anyone employs him by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You just don't go around openly rubbishing former employers like that as it makes prospective employers wary. After all you'll probably rubbish them when you're done too. I wonder how many opportunities he's missed acting that way.

      I'd like to think there are employers who are more concerned with "What can he do for us?" rather than "OMG, what will he say about US in a few years?!? He might hurt our feeeeeellliiiinnngs!!!" Employers who fret about things like that are employers I don't really want to work for.

      I don't work on computers, but I find it hard to believe that in his field, you could be brilliant and find yourself unemployable because you said working for X company was a mistake.

    3. Re:It's amazing anyone employs him by HeloWorld · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your posting is rather humorous given that you are talking about one of the major icons of the technology world. James Gosling doesn't have to worry about finding a "job". Having been a vice-president at Sun for many years I think he is well beyond needing someone to give him a job. And, having been one of the major contributors to the industry he is very well situated to criticize the industry for it's many mistakes.

    4. Re:It's amazing anyone employs him by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or you get picked up by companies whose CEOs also think Larry Ellison is a dick.

      Meaning Gosling just reduced his range employment choices by 1.

    5. Re:It's amazing anyone employs him by RichardDeVries · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of some day easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

      Some xkcd's become clichés for a reason. This is one of them. xkcd 137.

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    6. Re:It's amazing anyone employs him by cbraescu1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or you get picked up by companies whose CEOs also think Larry Ellison is a dick

      For example Microsoft - oh, wait...

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  3. Times have changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back when I was in high school and java was new I was taking a comp sci class where we were given the names of important people in the IT industry and asked to write a report on who they were and why they're important. I googled his name on altavista.com (there was no google) and found nothing (no wikipedia at the time) except an email address at Sun. So I emailed him a list of everything I needed to know and promptly received a reply. Good luck reaching any IT big wig these days.

    1. Re:Times have changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good luck reaching any IT big wig these days.

      That depends.

      Steve

      Sent from my iToy

    2. Re:Times have changed by hondo77 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I googled his name on altavista.com...

      That's priceless.

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    3. Re:Times have changed by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear nowadays you can google stuff on bing!

    4. Re:Times have changed by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Informative

      I was having a very animated conversation with him about testing at an OOPSLA a few years ago. I'd never seen a picture of him, and just thought he was another generic attendee. I heard someone walking by say something like "OMG it's James Gosling", and I got completely flustered. Stupid, but it happened. It shouldn't; he was very friendly and approachable. I have a lot of respect for him letting people know why he thinks he was dicked around by Oracle.

  4. The Google lawsuit by VGR · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Mr. Gosling feels the Google lawsuit is just Oracle's noticing an opportunity to squeeze money out of Google:

    James Gosling: ...I'm sure they were looking at the license fees they were getting from Microsoft. Microsoft .NET just smears over a huge pile of Sun patents. When they did the .NET design, they basically cut and pasted from the Java spec. The way that they did CLR, you know they swizzled the way the instruction set went but the way this thing really operated, they exercised essentially no creativity when coming up with .NET. They've done some things since then that have been kind of good but as part of the various court cases we ended up with this rather odd patent deal with them that involved them paying us fairly tasty amounts of money. And I'm sure that the lawyers looked at the Microsoft numbers and said, yeah I want that from Google

    I actually did not know, until today, that Microsoft was paying a Java patent license fee for .NET's design.

    Just before he said the above, he said this, which is probably obvious to many people, but I found it poignant all the same:

    James Gosling: With Oracle it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to make money.

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    1. Re:The Google lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      He's full of shit. Microsoft paid Sun because MS had their own Java implementation, not (from anywhere I can find) because Microsoft's CLR infringed any Java technology patents.

      In 2004 Microsoft and Sun settled an anti-trust and patent suit: Microsoft will pay Sun $700 million to resolve antitrust issues and $900 million to resolve patent issues, the companies said. The companies will pay royalties to use each other's technology; Microsoft is paying $350 million now...

      http://news.cnet.com/Sun-settles-with-Microsoft,-announces-layoffs/2100-1014_3-5183848.html

    2. Re:The Google lawsuit by kaffiene · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2004/apr04/04-02sunagreementpr.mspx

      I mean, yeah, what the fuck would James Gosling know, compared to you, eh?

    3. Re:The Google lawsuit by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I noticed that quote, too, but it goes deeper than it seems from the first glance. Just think about it: you may be sued by Oracle for violating JVM patents if you use Mono!

  5. Here's why they will. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Insightful
    1. He invented one of the most popular languages of all time.
    2. This isn't your typical dime a dozen BSCS or BSEE cubical wage slave that be easily replaced.
    3. Unlike the folks in #2, he can say, "I created billions of dollars worth of revenue for x,y,z"

    Of course he'll get hired - even by big unimaginative corporations who like their cookie-cutter employees.

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    1. Re:Here's why they will. by hondo77 · · Score: 5, Funny

      2. This isn't your typical dime a dozen BSCS or BSEE cubical wage slave that be easily replaced.

      *sniff* At least my children love me...

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    2. Re:Here's why they will. by mangu · · Score: 5, Funny

      2. This isn't your typical dime a dozen BSCS or BSEE cubical wage slave that be easily replaced.

      *sniff* At least my children love me...

      *sniff**2 I don't have children, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Here's why they will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      2. This isn't your typical dime a dozen BSCS or BSEE cubical wage slave that be easily replaced.

      *sniff* At least my children love me...

      Shut up Dad and make me a sandwich. Jesus, what a tedious old fuck...

  6. Thanks God for transcriptions! by sootman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I skimmed the whole thing, and read a few good chunks of it, in about 5 minutes. Much better than listening to a full hour-plus of audio. Thanks to whoever did that!

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    1. Re:Thanks God for transcriptions! by pavera · · Score: 4, Insightful

      amen! #1 reason I've never understood podcasts... Reading is sooo much faster and more convenient.

  7. I owe this man alot by codepunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Without James I would only have to maintain half the servers I do today and would likely be out of a job.

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  8. Re:Thank god he's gone from Oracle by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So far ahead?

    How many platforms does .NET run on? [answer: 1 - Windows]. If you customer is big (bank, government department, military etc) they simply aren't running their biggest systems on Windows and .NET is not even a contender.

    What approximate percentage of the development market (projects, jobsm tools, conferences, books, etc) does C# have relative to Java? [answer: approx 25% according to Tiobe.com; even PHP is a more popular development tool than C#]
    http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html

    What development platform has had no epidemics of vulnerabilities when deployed to be the Internet? [Answer: Java; contrast the ASP.Net platform that is was discovered to be *very* badly remotely exploitable in the last few days so much that Microsoft had to issue an emergency out-of-band patch]

    Which development platform is conservative adding features (not worrying about 'trendy' features that get deprecated on the next release) so that massive investments on code are not deprecated by the need of a vendor to sell you a new IDE version every two years? [Answer: Java, not .NET]

    You can keep your shiny new features that affect 2% of your codebase and survive for two years before something replaces them. I'll stick to saving myself time, my customers money, all the while keeping their systems safe. .NET is good for the desktop, it blows in the enterprise (fortunately most enterprise developers know this; only folks with less than a decade of enterprise development experience seem to be under the delusion .NET is a better strategic choice [although it certainly has tactical advantages, but only n00bs get excited about them]).

  9. let me unload, too by yyxx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, since he's unloading, let me "unload" too.

    Mr. Gosling, the only reason Java is any good at all is because large numbers of technically competent people (many of them at IBM) fixed up the bad design decisions you made and patched up your horrible implementation. Unfortunately, there are limits to how much one can fix if a language is as broken as Java 1.0 was.

    You have some gall criticizing Dalvik, which runs efficiently, unbloated, and apparently quite securely on millions of phones. The sandbox on your Java design and implementation on the other hand was insecure and buggy both conceptually and in terms of implementation, as a never ending stream of published problems showed. Of course, since Java failed for applets, hardly anybody cares anymore; nowadays, Java's sandbox is just bloat for most users.

    And all the while you were promoting Java as an "open" language, you knew that it was covered by Sun patents that made any independent implementation impossible, what a cynical and evil thing to do.

    Fortunately, its awful UI libraries kept Java from achieving any significance on the desktop or web, and for most server side software, people have developed alternatives based on less bloated platforms that are easier to develop for.

    And of course, it's Java that sucked up all the development resources at Sun without yielding much in terms of revenue; it's the reason Sun eventually went out of business. And mobile Java's poor performance, poor compatibility, and horrible user interface killed mobile applications development until Apple came out with iPhone. What is Java going to kill next?