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Software Theft a Problem For Actual Thieves, Too

Velcroman1 writes "Pity the criminal mastermind. After all, he's a victim too, reports FoxNews.com. Despite the sophisticated DRM baked into the ZeuS bot to protect it from theft, that's exactly what has happened. 'ZeuS is actually being pirated, so you can get all the versions for free,' said Roel Schouwenberg, senior anti-virus researcher with security software firm Kaspersky Labs. 'They introduced a hardware-based activation process similar to Windows activation, to make sure only one purchased copy of the ZeuS kit — the kit that produces malware — can run on one computer,' said Sergei Shevchenko, senior malware analyst for security software company PC Tools."

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  1. You know this sound? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its the worlds smallest violin, playing just for you.

  2. This is a common business shortfall by shione · · Score: 3, Funny

    Know your market!!!

  3. Necessary Simpsons quote by zrbyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the words of the famous Nelson Muntz: "HAHA!"

  4. Re:Yeah, right by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    a) Sharing duplicates is not theft of the original
    b) There are no canons on ships involved.

    I know you're just trying to be funny but have you ever actually been to Eastern Europe??? Software theft over there is exactly that - guys with eye patches, wooden legs, and parrots on their shoulders cruising around in great big ships with canons on them. And when they duplicate your software, they do take the original too.

  5. Re:Surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But but ... all those Hollywood movies told me there's honour among thieves!

  6. Oh! I know! by selven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Malware authors should switch to a crowd funding or donation model!

    1. Re:Oh! I know! by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they could perform live cracking sessions and sell t-shirts.

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  7. Re:Yeah, right by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    Indeed; with piracy, canon demands cannon.

  8. Re:Surprised? by Nursie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but it's not theft, it's copyright infringement! There's no honour there...

  9. Re:Yeah, right by zoom-ping · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean the countries where tax evasion is a national sport

    You do realize that the USA isn't part of Eastern Europe?

  10. GPL by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the author of Zeus published it under the GPL, then this would never have happened!

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  11. Re:Interesting attitude by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Theft requires that someone be deprived of something"

    They are being deprived of something. Obviously, they're being deprived of profit (not just any money, but the pirates own money) that only exists in the future of an alternate dimension where the artist/business made more money (which is potential profit). Understand, now?

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    Filthy, filthy copyrapists!
  12. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest you google 'cream pie' with safe search off, and then tell me it isn't at least some sort of sexual assault!