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Study Finds Most Would Become Supervillians If Given Powers

It probably comes as no surprise, but researchers have found that most of us would gladly put on a mask and fight do-gooders if given super powers. From the article: "But power also acts like strong cologne that affects both the wearer and those within smelling distance, Galinsky noted. The person gains an enhanced sense of their importance, and other people may regard them with greater respect as well as extend leniency toward their actions. That combination makes for an easy slide into corruption."

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  1. I'd become a supervillain by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simply to avoid having to wear tights.

  2. Well that depends by Xelios · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One man's villain is another man's hero.

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    1. Re:Well that depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you even met the general public? Good is not the word I would use to describe them.

    2. Re:Well that depends by schwit1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

      - Kay MIB

    3. Re:Well that depends by Moryath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean, it still sucks less than every other form of governance yet devised, but it has no magical anti-corruption powers

      Actually, the idea is to balance corruption against corruption, ambition against ambition, in such a way that nobody can get away with anything too terribly terrible.

      The problem with the idea is that partisan politics short-circuits this theory; political parties operate as (almost) monolithic entities and the "cooperative" aspects of them make it so that attempts at balance get co-opted and circumvented.

      On the hierarchy of theoretical governments, it's often been stated that the best would be that of the truly enlightened despot, a single ruler and his lieutenants beneath who all act for the greater good of (hopefully) as many of the people as they can manage. The problem here is that assuring such a despot is impossible.

      The second-best would be that of the enlightened communism, wherein all put forth an honest and earnest effort to do what they can, even if the job they are assigned is not something they have a passion for; often proponents of this theory suggest that if there is a job nobody really wants, the populace should draw lots and take turns doing it. Unfortunately, the problem here is that you get the two lazy-classes - the leeches and the bureaucrats - who tip the system into unworkability. This is why religious communism (monastic orders mostly) works rather well, while all attempts to expand it into the larger population always fail - the religious orders are freely and happily able to kick those who don't behave as they should out of the commune!

      Since those two are fundamentally unworkable on a large or sustained scale, forms of "democracy" are about all we have left. Alas, over time they too are becoming co-opted and short-circuited by those who want to make a "ruling class" of themselves.

      So it's not surprising that most people, given power, would inevitably become a "villain" on some score. Everyone has something they think needs fixing and that they would gladly be an "enlightened despot" to fix. After all, even General Zod is for universal healthcare access.

    4. Re:Well that depends by fritish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you read Superman Red Son? It's an interesting take on what would have happened if Superman landed several hours later... meaning his ship crashed into Russia instead of the US. How does the power shift? What ideals does Superman actually hold? Is he still the good guy or does that mean that Lex Luthor becomes more of the good guy now? Interesting read.

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    5. Re:Well that depends by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if you go to Romania, you find people who still think that Vlad Tepes gets a bum rap. He was the king who staved off the Arab invasions. Though his methods have been were quite draconian (ba dum ting) and seldom lauded by anyone else.

      You find similar kernels of truth throughout many types of, what seem like, extreme rhetoric. I think the problem with perspective comes in that its a bit like climbing a mountain top. Each piece of evidence, each argument is built upon others. When viewed from the outside of their own context, its easy to think people had to be crazy to be Nazis, or Al Queda, but, from some perspectives, even the people we hold up as heros would be in the same crazy boat. However, each foot you go up one peak, brings you that much further from being able to see the view from atop another.

      If you view the US as violent, hypocritical (torture anyone?), meddling in your people's affairs, bent on slowly destroying your way of life, and too big and powerful to take on through direct confrontation, then terrorist actions start to become.... entirely rational. How else do you fight such an enemy? I have said many times that I would think quite dimly of the person who feels otherwise should the day come that Chinese boots march on our soil.

      I have heard from people here "We went over to help them". Its nice to have a good intention in your heart but, how can you expect "them" to see it that way? If Chinese soldiers rolled onto our beaches and began forming a new government here, would you accept their "help"? Would you say to your brothers, sisters, parents, and friends "Oh look, they came to help us! Lets welcome our new friends with open arms!"?

      More and more I have come to the opinion that such an open attitude is a better one than the one which I have often espoused. However, that doesn't mean that I expect people, as a rule, to adopt it.

      It is quite rare that one mans evil supervillian isn't somebodies hero.

      -Steve

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  3. And those who onlyTHINK they would be superheroes by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the vast majority of people, the most heroic thing they could do if ever presented with Superman-like powers would be to immediately reject them. A real human presented with such powers would likely be a much greater threat to the rest of humanity than a help. Sure, he might start out rescuing cats from trees and people from burning buildings, but how long before he has a mood swing or a temper tantrum? How long before he succumbs to narcissism and the kind of arrogance and paranoia that god-like powers would bring. How long before he comes to resent humanity for not loving him enough, or worshiping him at the level he has come to believe is sufficient?

    And all that's not even factoring in the reality that this is a human being with sexual desires, greed, etc. How would this real life Clark Kent react the first time a girl turned him down for a date, or he didn't have money to pay his credit card bill? You can get into some VERY dark territory there.

    Again, such a superhero would almost certainly be way more of a threat to humanity than a help. Unless there was an alien invasion or giant meteor strike imminent that he could stop, he would be much more likely to cause us way more harm than good.

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  4. The intellectuals by Petbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For myself, I would want to be the villain since they tend to be more intelligent. Granted, they time to time do stupid things like killing the hero slowly and explaining all their plans.

    1. Re:The intellectuals by Reilaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that you value intelligence over morality already makes you the villain.

      Also: Doctor Manhattan > Ozymandias.

    2. Re:The intellectuals by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2, Informative

      What do you mean? Ozymandias saves the world from nuclear annihilation. Dr Manhattan leaves.

    3. Re:The intellectuals by Reilaos · · Score: 2, Informative

      To quote Manhattan:

      Hah, end? Nothing ever ends.

    4. Re:The intellectuals by ebuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They only tell the hero the plans because the director isn't good enough to show the action without explanation. Directors know that pre-screening is critical, and due to their past laziness they have a flaccid audience which expects everything explained in detail. Thus they feel that they need to explain even the obvious stuff or they might land an audience that finds the film confusing.

      Killing the hero slowly is to build up justification in the Hero's brutal execution of the villain. Basically it is an emotional argument based on revenge. The hero must suffer so he doesn't look like a thug when he dispatches the villain.

      The fact that these formula have been used so many times that they are now being parodied only indicates the poor quality of most film development. As long a enough people pay to watch poor quality films, expect to see more of them as their costs are easy to calculate; and, the money spent on development will always be 50% lower than the projected earnings.

      This stable but broken dynamic is what keeps independent and foreign film alive. As long as Hollywood only knows how to make smash hits and blockbusters, everyone else is free to explore the not-so-feel-good movies, or the ones which leave you with more questions than answers.

  5. I don't believe it... by rotide · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It might be fun to say you would be a super villain, but I have a feeling most people aren't sociopaths. To do what it takes to punish people to further your agenda probably isn't in the cards for most people. Sure, you might not be the most stand up guy, given the powers, but you probably wouldn't be blowing up trains and taking school children hostage.

    1. Re:I don't believe it... by Nursie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about just being selfish and pretty amoral? I bet a lot of folks could do that. It's not plotting-to-take-over-the-world villainry, but it's not good either.

    2. Re:I don't believe it... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about just being selfish and pretty amoral? I bet a lot of folks could do that. It's not plotting-to-take-over-the-world villainry, but it's not good either.

      That would be most people. So you're one superman, there's 7 billion people who have emergencies. Maybe I'd fly down to the Mexican Gulf to plug that oil leak but I wouldn't kill myself trying to save everybody. Not that I'd have to do crime of any type, I figure BP would pay me enough for that one job to make me set for life. I'd just be no worse than the other billionaires out there.

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    3. Re:I don't believe it... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You don't need to start out blowing up trains and taking school children hostage. You could even start out as a superhero. You're taking down criminals to help out the cops and protect the innocent. Then you start seeing that you're busting the same criminals over and over because the justice system isn't working right (from your perspective... maybe the reality is that a vigilante who contaminates evidence with his actions & doesn't stick around to testify leads to charges that don't stick).

      So you start justifying taking harsher action against the worse criminals. After all, that guy that opened fire in the Elementary School would have just killed again had you not taken him out, right? You're still protecting the innocent. And this guy waving a gun around during a mugging? He's just a step away from killing someone. Take him out now and you save even more innocents.

      Before you know it, you make one little mistake. (Hey, how were you supposed to know the guy running with the purse was trying to *return* it to the little old lady before you zapped him with your heat vision?) Now everyone thinks *you're* the super-villain. They want to lock you up. But you can't help people if you're locked up so you fight the police... for their own good, of course. Why won't they just let you punish those people you find guilty without getting in your way? They must be part of the corrupt system and equally as guilty as those criminals they set free. Better take them down too. Things will be a lot better when you take over the world.....

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    4. Re:I don't believe it... by freeweed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, or as Marvel put it: The Punisher.

      There's a character that epitomizes the "Oh, I'd only do GOOD things" principle, and where it inevitably leads. And this is a guy without any "powers" to speak of.

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  6. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by stanlyb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would destroy ACTA, DRM, IP and all the rest monsters. Anyone with me?

  7. Study? by Paul+Rose · · Score: 4, Informative

    Study? Did they grant super powers to a set of people and observe the results? I skimmed TFA and didn't see anything about a study. Just a bunch of reasoning about what would probably happen.

    1. Re:Study? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

      They didn't get the extra grant money to purchase radioactive spiders.

      They thought they had a mutagenic compound, but it was just someone's lunch left in the back of the fridge for six months. Botulism's only known power is to defeat wrinkles.

    2. Re:Study? by wwfarch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I read the article and the only study I saw mentioned giving people the power to assign tasks to a group. The less responsible ones (read villains) assigned more tasks while the more responsible ones (read heroes) took on more tasks themselves.

      If that's what their conclusion are based on then they're obviously making some massive leaps in order to determine who would become super villains

  8. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by Nursie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think a good proportion of us would go that far.

    Give me superman-like powers and I'd be trying to drastically change the world, not protect it.

  9. Most likely neither by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When we give people something of economic value they tend to monetize it. You don't need to become an altruistic weirdo or psychopathic criminal. Its just like talent. Some people have all sorts of talents and find a way to monetize them. Good singers try to get recording contracts, clever people go to college, etc. If you gave me super strength I would be performing feats for money. If I had super-smarts I would be cracking the stock market or starting a revolutionary tech company.

    This doesn't happen in comics because its boring to read about guys putting on shows or starting business. Most superhero comics are nothing more than a sci-fi version of cops and robbers.

  10. Re:What About ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you ever heard about the invisible woman?

    Heard about her? I've been dating her for years!

  11. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    :Give me superman-like powers and I'd be trying to drastically change the world, not protect it.

    Ever see the movie "Hancock" with Will Smith? Or for that matter, "The Incredibles". Both show how easy it is to fall out of favor when you have superpowers. Another good example is "Team America World Police", and while they weren't superhuman, they had super powerful weapons, and their attempt to "save" Paris from terrorists pretty much sums it up. The problem isn't about "doing good deads", it is about all the collateral damage you cause while doing those very deeds. And the fact that it is pretty hard to apprehend and detain you for that damage.

    That said, hell yes I would love superpowers, and yes, I would want to do nothing but good. The problem is the other damage, and resisting the temptation of all the Lois Lane types throwing their bodies at you. You would have super babies all over the planet.

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  12. With great power by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Funny

    .... nah, lets have fun.

  13. Well, Duh by Alicat1194 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If TV and movie have taught us anything, it's that the bad guys have the best toys, the best costumes, and more amusing evil sidekicks (and henchmen. Can't forget the henchmen).

    Compared with that, why would anyone want to be a good guy?

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  14. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A real human presented with such powers would likely be a much greater threat to the rest of humanity than a help. Sure, he might start out rescuing cats from trees and people from burning buildings, but how long before he has a mood swing or a temper tantrum? How long before he succumbs to narcissism and the kind of arrogance and paranoia that god-like powers would bring. How long before he comes to resent humanity for not loving him enough, or worshiping him at the level he has come to believe is sufficient?

    For me, about five minutes.

  15. Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe, but that's not what those studies say. You seem to assume that someone has a conscious choice to be hero or villain and intentionally choose villain.

    Most people seem to have that kind of delusion. For them you're either clearly doing good and you know it, or you're aware that pillaging and burning is wrong but you deliberately chose evil. Their world has some people who basically chose to be villains and know they're villains.

    You can even look at fictional organizations like SPECTRE (SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) in otherwise non-parody movies. And it comes easy to swallow that someone would come up with a business plan like, basically, "I know, let's make an organization that's all about placing bombs and extortion, 'cause that market hardly has enough supply to meet the demand." And then a bunch of people would basically go, "yay, I always wanted to be an evil minion! Where do I sign up?"

    In reality what these studies show has nothing to do with choosing to wear tights or twirl a moustache and cackle manically. They just show that most people, if given power, or even if role-playing a position of power, find it increasingly easy to rationalize bad behaviour. They're not choosing to be evil, they just rationalize being a complete dick as _good_ or at least excusable.

    And not just business decisions. That's the fun part. Sure, you can rationalize evil business decisions via what I call an "argument from capitalism": being evil is good if it makes some investor money. But it extends beyond that.

    E.g., in a study people role-playing some executive-level boss with a posh office would find a $100 bill. And most would not just pocket it and forget about it, but actually lie if someone came asking about it. Whereas those role-playing the peons would be less likely to.

    Or like in that baker's statistic that folks on the executive level were more likely to take a sandwich without paying for it, than the peons on the cubicle floor.

    The illusion that now you're above those pesky peons and their judgments extends not just deciding if to cut costs by dumping radioactive waste in the Mediterranean (actually happened, btw), but even to that kind of stuff. It's not even about fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders or anything, but basically about being a dick. Those in positions of power can rationalize it better and for being more of a dick.

    It applies to heroes vs villains only in as much a case can be made that if they suddenly found Plato's ring and could be untraceable whenever they want, most people wouldn't think "yay, now I can do some serious good with this power", but rather "yay, let's steal some money from the bank" or even "yay, now I can take revenge on the boss/ex-gf/whatever".

    Granted, as TFA points out, not all people. Some actually go in overdrive with applying higher standards to themselves when given power or an illusion of power. So I guess you'd get some heroes too. Most just start rationalizing more of what they want and now can take and be de facto villains.

    But the fun part is that neither would actually consider themselves villains. Someone could be just in the process of leaving with a sack of cash from the bank and just think it's the due that society always owed them, or that they're actually doing a good thing because they might give a tiny portion of that to charity, or really whatever rationalization.

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    1. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>"Well, I could attack and kill evil people in far off lands. Heroine dealers, warlords, terrorists, etc."

      I wouldn't do any of that. Everybody has a right to live, even assholes. Besides heroine isn't any worse than the beer people use to kill themselves every weekend. And "warlord" is just a derogatory term for "king" or "politician" - we've had presidents that acted like warlords. The only real evil person in your list is the terrorist, but even that could be argued to be a "freedom fighter" in the manner of our George Washington when he fought against UK Tyranny.

      What I'd probably do is act to protect people from their own government (police) which kill & beat innocent citizens every single day via their unconstitutional raids & just general ineptitude.

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    2. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by operagost · · Score: 2

      Obama doesn't have to cave in to anyone. His party has control of Congress, and the few democrats that didn't fall in line due to pesky morality questions were silenced with patronage.

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    3. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      By far the most interesting supervillains are those who think of themselves as heroes. Lex Luthor is trying to save Earth from alien dependence/domination. Doctor Doom is the benevolent dictator of Latveria, protecting the poor country from western oppression.

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    4. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You trolls are just so cute!

    5. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One of my favorites is Magneto. A whole bunch of mutants think he's a hero. Heck, if I were a super-powered mutant, I'd probably think he was a hero.

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    6. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by Creepy · · Score: 3, Informative

      lol, of all the places to make a typo like that, and see it duped on the next poster...

      Heroin is the drug - Heroine is a female hero. So a heroine dealer deals female heroes, and knowing how buxom most of them are, probably to the sex trade....

      Heroin is a horrific drug, and much worse than beer - instantly and basically permanently addictive and usually destroys the lives of users (much like Meth). I think it should be legal (I think drug enforcement is a waste of time and resources), but require some serious education before you can buy it (as in, do you REALLY want to do this!?). I know 3 ex heroin addicts (I lived in a house with two - 4 of the 6 people in that house had rehabbed together, but for different things), and saw one (a singer in a band I was in) kicking the habit, which is literal kicking when a heroin addict is going through withdrawal. Supposedly the hallucinogen ibogacaine can help them kick the habit without withdrawal symptoms, but the US bans it, so you'd have to go to Canada or Mexico to try that in North America.

      I'd probably fall in the hero category - I have no interest in stealing even if I could get away with it, tend to be charitable, and like to help people. If I had a ring of invisibility (like Ring of Gyges), I'm not sure what I'd do with it... maybe eavesdrop? I don't really see any other use for it because I morally don't believe in stealing.

    7. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by daem0n1x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If public services don't work in the USA, maybe it's time to fix your country first. Something's wrong with it.

    8. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by mattack2 · · Score: 2

      You don't seem to get it. "Public services", at least in terms of government mandated socialized medicine, is exactly what some of us don't want. There's no way to "fix" it, because it's inherently broken.

    9. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by Requiem18th · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously, I think I'd just go around killing billionaires and world leaders. Am sure I can come up with a reason later. It's easy to argue that if the world is wrong, reveling against it is actually good.

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    10. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those damn kryptonite tasers are a bitch . Seriously, they're a real problem.

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    11. Re:Maybe, but that's not what those studies say by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't remember the 3rd movie well enough to remember the scene about an allegedly innocent person being killed (the 3rd movie was a bit of a disappointment), but Magneto's philosophy seems to be that sometimes innocent but useful people need to be sacrificed for the "greater good". This is what happened with Rogue; she wasn't kidnapped and "tortured" for Magneto to get his jollies, she was used because her unique abilities allowed her to duplicate his powers, and then operate the machine that caused all the politicians to become mutants. Of course, Magneto could have just done this himself, but the way the machine worked, it would kill whoever operated it to that degree, so he reasoned it'd be better to sacrifice her for the cause, so he could stay alive to lead his mutant team. Finally, I don't recall her being "tortured" as such; operating the machine was very painful, but it wasn't intentional, just a side-effect of the machine.

      Magneto saw himself like a General who sometimes has to order soldiers into battles that will inevitably result in their deaths, but it's supposedly all for the greater good.

  16. So, power corrupts. by icebrain · · Score: 2, Funny

    And in other news, studies confirm that water is, in fact, wet.

    More at 11.

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    1. Re:So, power corrupts. by Requiem18th · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I call it the CEO effect.

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  17. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hancock went to the middle of cities and stopped car chases.

    I think what GP has in mind is more of a Dr Manhattan "War is obsolete, have free energy, I sure hope there's no super-smart guy who can make this into a bomb" kind of change the world.

    Consider that the only outcome at the end of both the film and the original graphic novel is indeed "world peace." Either under the guise of mutual self interest in stopping Dr Manhattan / alien race, or an end to world hunger and war brought about by free and abundant energy. Viedt's manipulation of Dr Manhattan, and his underhanded scheme was moot. Hence Dr Manhattan's last line to Viedt in the graphic novel.

    In other words, to change the world you need to think big. Hancock failed at that.

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  18. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by vekrander · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Have you ever read a comic book before, let alone a movie? Almost every issue you've raised is addressed in some story or another from Superman rejecting his power (the world is promptly asked to kneel before Zod). The first thing Peter Parker does is act for self gain and he sees that his family is promptly met with demise. In the watchman, Dr. Manhattan quickly becomes indifferent, while Ozymandias quickly decides that the ends justify the means. Honestly, I think we already know all of the possibilities if we look at all of the alternate universes humanity has scribed that contain such people. In the end it really comes down to the personality of the person wielding the power.

    It's really not so much different from becoming a public official. Do you vote to ban cable competitors from your district in return for Comcast financing your re-election? Well, you believe that the health care initiative you're trying to pass is for the greater good so you have to be there to get it through. So you take the money, but then they ask you to sign ACTA. But think of the children without health care. Some people will stick to their virtues and others will fall into corruption. If my both the study and my analogy are correct, then yes, the slide into corruption is slippery indeed.

  19. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In other words, to change the world you need to think big. Hancock failed at that.

    Which made him human, like us. It is easy to say "think big" until you are overburdened with all the people who want cats rescued from trees, and want you to save them from the small stuff. It would seem you would get bogged down with minutia with no time to actually think big. "What good are you as a super hero if you can't even save us from the bank robber that shot two people!" kind of things. I dunno, it is an interesting thought game, but that is about it.

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  20. Supervillian? No. Theif? Probably. by 93,000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't spend my efforts trying to destroy mankind, but I'd probably rob a bank every now and then.

  21. You wouldn't have to become a villian... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...to get what you wanted. Anything you wanted would be given to you anyway. You'd be showered with acclaim, access, women, riches, and political power if you were a superhero. If you had the patience of a goldfish, you wouldn't have to go around using your super strength to break into bank vaults. About the only thing I thing you'd have to worry about is those currently in power being intimidated by you and trying to knock you off or extort you to control you.

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  22. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 2, Funny

    You would have super babies all over the planet.

    Providing a woman could withstand your shotgun blast to her uterus.

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  23. Plutonian by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mark Waid did a better study of this in "Irredeemable"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irredeemable

  24. Absolutely spot on by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd become evil in an eye blink. Deep within my lair I would tie people to by horrendously over engineered table and unfold my nefarious plots to educate people about how bad their sense of editing, spelling, grammar and story selection are.

    "No Mr Samzenpus, I expect you to learn"

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  25. selfish vs. self by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's my thing. How much of myself am I supposed to give if I am

    1. the only super hero ever.
    2. a member of a small super hero population
    3. a member of a large super hero population.

    What I mean is, even if you are a super hero, are we to allways give 100% and not take care of ourselves?

    I want to do what I can to help mankind, but I just don't know how I can spend more than a few hrs a day doing it (with occasional long days for meteors & allien invasion), especially when I still have to work a regular job to pay my bills.

    I'm not taking endorsements, I don't think it's ethical. I'd like to have other hobbies and a vacation on occasion.

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  26. Re:But as I was saying, it's even deeper than that by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In reality "morality" breaks down to "What would provide a positive outcome to society."

    If one truely believes, especially when they have scientific evidence to back them up, that a decisions like mandating insurance would have a positive effect, they aren't being "evil", they are just making a decision that some may not like.

    Could the scientific evidence be wrong? Sure, but even still, doctors thousands of years ago, drilling holes in your head weren't "evil", they were just wrong.

  27. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In other words, to change the world you need to think big. Hancock failed at that.

    Which made him human, like us. It is easy to say "think big" until you are overburdened with all the people who want cats rescued from trees, and want you to save them from the small stuff. ...

    Kind of like being an IT support guy. You start with grand visions of documenting the entire network, getting all software installed properly and up to date and so on. You end up bitter, cynical and overworked from answering too many calls from people who accidentally pressed the Num Lock key, while your bosses have no idea what needs to be done so they assume you have nothing to do.

  28. Re:Not me. by Binestar · · Score: 2

    I own 2. Thanks.

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