'Back To the Mac' Media Event On October 20th
Kildjean writes "Engadget reports that Apple has issued invitations for a special media event to be held next Wednesday, October 20th at 10:00 AM Pacific Time. The invitation for the event, which is to be held at the company's campus in Cupertino, California, carries the tagline 'Back to the Mac.' The invitation also contains an image of what appears to be a lion peeking out from behind the Apple logo, hinting at discussion of Mac OS X 10.7. 'Lion' has been one of the most commonly-suggested 'big cat' names for the next-generation operating system. Much of Apple's notebook line with the exception of the entry-level MacBook is due for a refresh, and Apple has refreshed at least a portion of its notebook line each October or November for the last several years. Apple's desktop offerings have all been updated relatively recently, suggesting that the company's media event may focus on notebooks if new hardware is included on the agenda."
This is worthy of a front page news item why?
You woke me up for this?
Just send me what Jobs is pushing the college demographic to ask mommy for this Christmas in an email. So I can delete it. (Like ZDNet.)
I'm am so totally going to this event!
I'm going to scream and cry at every word Jobs utters.
I'm going to jump up and down while I tinkle my panties with joy at the marvels that are going to be revealed!
I just KNOW whatever it is it is going to be TEH BEST THING EVAH!
I am going sit around chatting with my Hipster Douchebag Friends at the local Starbucks about what colour mine is going to be.
And I'm going to have TEH BEST unboxing vid on youtube for whatever magical thing gets revealed.
God I'm feeling horny. Need to go find my black turtleneck and my Apple branded anal dildo...
I wonder how long it will be until Apple divides the low and high end Macs via lock down. They seem to have gotten people to buy into it in the mobile space, no reason they can't sucker more people in on the slightly higher end.
Please don't add a lot of extra eye candy or things to slow us down. I'm using a 2007 MacBook Pro and while it's plenty fast for what I need, I don't want to have to upgrade either.
You do realize that Apple makes money when you buy a new computer from them don't you? Which implies that your needs being met is a hindrance to their bottom line. You can count on them piling superbly designed crap candy fad-driven GUI enhancements for the next hundred years or so.
That is, until they find a way to make you rent your computer, at which point they will suddenly stop all creative process and make you languish in computer limbo for as long as they can.
-- Home is where you eat your heart out.
Apple is great at innovating. Everyone will be holding their breath at the awesome features until he springs the gotcha and hands you the kool-aid to wash it down with.
(iPhone)
The iPhone is the greatest PDA phone ever, don't worry it is not really a PDA phone, it's a smart phone!
The iPhone is still the greatest smart phone ever, don't worry you can develop and use WEB apps for it!
The iPhone is the greatest PDA phone ever, don't worry we have the App Store! "You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves."
(MacBook)
Our line of black MacBooks have been outselling the white ones 10 to 1, don't worry we don't sell the black ones anymore!
Our full line of laptops, including the MacBook, come with our patented aluminum unibody enclosure and backlit keyboards, don't worry we've redesigned the MacBook with the shiny white case you have grown to love and removed it's backlit keyboard!
(The Future)
What's next? Pick one that sounds great to start but ends up really sucking:
Apple's full line of laptops now have USB 3.0 and eSATA, but don't worry they now all run Apple iOS. "You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves."
Good news, we still have lots of the white MacBooks left. We've lowered the price by $25! Don't worry, we removed the expansion ports and permanently attached it with it's maximum memory (1GB)!!
Apple announces it's biggest merger every... from this day forward we will be known as MappleSoft, come on out and say a few words Bill!!
Buy the FRIGN WHITE ones & drink the kool-aid ALREADY!
Nick Powers
p.s. Yes "You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves." is a quote from the movie iRobot.
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