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Putting the Squeeze On Broadband Copper Robbers
nk497 writes "As the price of copper rises, thieves have taken to stealing broadband cables, taking out internet connections and slowing down the rollout of super-fast broadband by giving engineers more work to do. To battle the criminals, UK provider BT has 21 investigators on staff to track down thieves and has started using SmartWater bombs that spray stolen property and the criminals. The SmartWater liquid carries a DNA fingerprint that links a criminal to the scene of the crime and police units carrying ultra-violet light detectors can use the incriminating stains to make an arrest after the trap has been sprung. 'We had one case recently where someone in Dagenham was stopped and searched after acting suspiciously and the police used a UV light on them and could show that they had been tampering with the equipment,' said Auguste. The SmartWater liquid can also be pasted inside cables, making them easier to trace — and less appealing to scrap metal buyers, helping to cut demand for stolen copper."
Why get in so much trouble?
Can't they just enhance a Google Maps photo?
It may be 7 digits, but at least it's a semiprime
The SmartWater liquid carries DNA
So now we're calling it smart water?
Also, eeeeew! eeew! God why! eeeew!
And also, the marketing concept of "smart drink" has just gone to hell.
And finally. "Smart water? Who came with that idea?"
This sounds like something out of a mother's-basement-dweller's worst nightmare!
Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
I'll be sure never to take YOUR sandwich from the office refrigerator...
i wonder, which is easier for trigger-happy hunters to shoot down, fiber or copper?
Maybe BT should go Google on their copper and burry it?
So, I mess with your package, and I get sprayed with a florescent liquid containing DNA.
I hope they don't try to patent this, as I think there may be prior art.
www.eFax.com are spammers
Yeah. Cutting fibber to just find out it's not worth stealing would really help. Broken fiber sill works, right?
Oh how I miss good ol' times after collapse of USSR when electric trains where not running due to stolen wires...
". . .Nativity . . ."
I don't think that word means what you think it means. I believe the word you are looking for is "naivety".
I walked out of Sainsbury's with a bottle of whisky that the cashier hadn't taken the tag off of. I just pretended that nothing had happened and continued on my merry way without being challenged. It probably helped that I was drunk at the time.
Perhaps move to fiber should be considered
Having that much trouble shitting?
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How dare someone follow the posted statutory speed limit. Obviously they're a felon! ...a witch! Burn her!
I'd have to agree, though it's typically the drunk who's driving the straightest line possible... at 7 miles an hour, on the interstate.
"What is there a tank on the boat? WHY IS THERE A TANK ON THE BOAT?!?" L4D2
You mean flashers and rapists?
Yes, I deliberately ignored the second hyphen for attempted comic effect.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
"Obviously they're a felon! ...a witch! Burn her!"
Burn? Vote for her!