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Desktop Linux Is Dead

digitaldc writes with this quote from PCWorld: "It kills me to say this: The dream of Linux as a major desktop OS is now pretty much dead. Despite phenomenal security and stability — and amazing strides in usability, performance, and compatibility — Linux simply isn't catching on with desktop users. And if there ever was a chance for desktop Linux to succeed, that ship has long since sunk. ... Ultimately, Linux is doomed on the desktop because of a critical lack of content. And that lack of content owes its existence to two key factors: the fragmentation of the Linux platform, and the fierce ideology of the open-source community at large."

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  1. wrong OS? by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was BSD that was dead?

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    1. Re:wrong OS? by Pieroxy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I see in the summary three tags: troll, trolltroll and trolltrolltroll.

      Does it mean it's a 6*troll or an average of just a 2*troll?

    2. Re:wrong OS? by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, is it this that time of year again? Another "Linux Desktop is DEAD!" article? Is the writer really in need of something to put in front of his editor?

      C'mon. i'm tired of reading these damn articles all saying the same shit. They've been saying the same crap for over 5 years now.

      That means we should soon see a headline "2011 will be the year of desktop Linux!"

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    3. Re:wrong OS? by skids · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's orcish. Trolls can't count past two, and as such have no concept of "many."

    4. Re:wrong OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apple designs to be productive, which makes it annoying for people who already have burned in productivity habits from platforms where this is less of a design ethic.

      In other words, Apple designs its products to be productive for people who have never been productive before, but people who are currently productive shouldn't expect to be productive using Apple products?

  2. Fuck by binarylarry · · Score: 5, Funny

    I upgraded to Ubuntu Maverick Meetkat last week.

    It's the best desktop I ever used. And now its dead. :(

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    1. Re:Fuck by abigsmurf · · Score: 5, Funny

      I upgraded to Maverick Meerkat last week. I was most disappointed when it failed to give me cheap deals on my car insurance.

      Too obscure?

    2. Re:Fuck by muckracer · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I upgraded to Ubuntu Maverick Meetkat last week.

      > It's the best desktop I ever used. And now its dead. :(

      Well...if you just look AT your box it's both alive and dead. Whereas if you look inside, it's either/or. Therefore we can conclude with certainty, that the rumours of the death of Linux on the desktop box are between 0 - 100% wrong...depending on your entanglement with the Maverick Meerkat. :-)

    3. Re:Fuck by VGPowerlord · · Score: 2, Funny

      I upgraded to Maverick Meerkat last week. I was most disappointed when it failed to give me cheap deals on my car insurance.

      Too obscure?

      I didn't know Maverick Meerkat did that. Now, if you'd said Dealing Duck or Gibbering Gecko, then it'd make sense.

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    4. Re:Fuck by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're related, but not the same. Maverick Meerkat starred in an adaptation of a feature film about homosexual fighter pilots.

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  3. trolling trolling trolling by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    This entire "story" must be summed up by the following:

    Rawhide
    I owe you $200 and you boys drank $300 worth of beer

    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Trolling, trolling, trolling

    Rawhide

    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Though the streams are swollen
    Keep them doggies trolling
    Rawhide

    Rain and wind and weather
    Hell bent for leather
    Wishing my gal was by my side

    All the things I'm missin'
    Good vittels, lovin', kissin'
    Are waiting at the end of my ride

    Move 'em on, head' em up
    Head 'em up, move' em on
    Move 'em on, head' em up
    Rawhide

    Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
    Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
    Call 'em out, ride 'em in
    Rawhide

    Keep moving, moving, moving
    Though they're disapproving
    Keep them doggies moving
    Rawhide

    Don't try to understand 'em
    Just rope, throw and brand 'em
    Soon we'll be living high and wide

    My heart calculatin'
    My true love will be waitin'
    Be waiting at the end of my ride
    Move 'em on, head' em up
    Head 'em up, move' em on
    Move 'em on, head' em up
    Rawhide

    Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
    Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
    Call 'em out, ride 'em in
    Rawhide

    Move 'em on, head' em up
    Head 'em up, move' em on
    Move 'em on, head' em up
    Rawhide

    Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
    Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
    Call 'em out, ride 'em in
    Rawhide

    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Trolling, trolling, trolling
    Rawhide

    Rawhide

  4. Long live The Desktop Linux! by rvw · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Desktop Linux is dead! Long live the Desktop Linux! (You may shout out and dance around.)

  5. Good timing by lotec85 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got on board the Linux bandwagon just as the wheels fell off!

    1. Re:Good timing by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      don't worry, they'll reinvent the wheel

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  6. Mobilize the mob by zill · · Score: 3, Funny

    and the fierce ideology of the open-source community at large

    Linux troll! M$ minion! He needs to be hanged, drawn and quartered.

  7. Re:seriously? you guys posted this? by neumayr · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only thing that keeps businesses running Windows at all is the large volume of industry-specific applications (and even web sites) that only work on Win32 and IE. It certainly isn't lower support costs.

    Uh huh. Even if that were true, you're expecting them to reimplement all those application to what, Linux and Firefox?

    This story is a troll, yes, but as long as it's here, let's feed it!

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  8. Again? by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its dead again? Good thing it has a bunch of friends that can cast level 9 resurrection.

    1. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Good for them, but resurect is a lvl 7 spell O.o

  9. XP's end of life will see a jump in Linux adoption by Robo1icious · · Score: 2, Funny

    When XP reaches its end of life Linux will see a huge jump in users. Microsoft has done a good job of making sure Vista and Windows 7 are difficult to maintain without a valid license. Once they end support for XP many users will be left with the decision of spending several hundred dollars on a License or learning to love Linux for free.

  10. I'm posting this from a Linux desktop by dwheeler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm posting this, from a Linux desktop. It doesn't look dead to me.

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  11. Re:On the contrary by beschra · · Score: 4, Funny

    Troll Trifecta. I like the sound of that. I don't care about the meaning just the sound. Troll Trifecta. Troll Trifecta. Troll Trifecta.

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  12. Yes it's all.. true? by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had no problems with playing DVDs on my Ubuntu. Well, of course the highly praised WinXP offers that, too... Wait, it doesn't!

    Oh, and no DRM... I surely miss this "switch off features if the user is doing anything suspicious" feature from Vista. I feel so insecure without a Master observing me and telling me what I can and cannot do with my computer. The restrictions are beneficial for users, everyone knows that.

    And there is no Flash for linux available or even planned in the near future. Robert Strohmeyer told so and I believe him. Just ignore all these "Install Flash" suggestions in Firefox, it's non-existent in linux.

    Let's better talk about iPhones and Steve Jobs. Because Steve Jobs is sooo cool. The only way linux can survive is being cool. Like in high-school, you know. Try to hang out with cool guys and do everything like them. Then everyone will love you. Of course, if you're not an ugly geek.

  13. Re:Long live Linux on the Desktop by muckracer · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Another Linux users with his head firmly rammed up his own ass. Motherfucker, you are obsessed with yourself. For the huge, overwhelming, majority of people on this fucking planet,
    > Linux is a fucking pile of retarded donkey shit. All you can focus on is yourself. "ohhh, it's not dead on *MY* desktop." Congradufuckinglations, except the article wasn't about your
    > life or lack thereof. Fuck you.

    Hey...Outlook failed to pop up the reminder, that it's time to renew your meds. :-)

  14. Guess what? by sirrunsalot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's one thing *nix can do!

    sudo echo "127.0.0.1 www.pcworld.com" >> /etc/hosts"

    Goodbye.

  15. Re:Games by imakemusic · · Score: 3, Funny

    That and decent music creating software. I've said it before but I'll say it again: while it is possible to create music on Linux it is by no means easy or enjoyable. Get me Ableton Live on Linux and I'll be happy.

    Oh, and Photoshop.

    and a pony.

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  16. Re:three million by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you want a "killer app", Left 4 Dead 2 launched on the Mac a few weeks ago.

  17. Re:Linux has the same drag as Mac in business by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Paradox for DOS works quite well. I still use it on a regular basis for various tasks. I can concentrate on working with my data"

    Such as which floppy disk contains which PCX file? ;)

  18. It's not dead! Or is it?... by dacarr · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK. So if desktop Linux is dead, it's moving pretty well on my computer, which tells me that it's undead. So I, for one, welcome our new zombie penguin overlords.

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  19. Oh Nooo. by semi-old-geek · · Score: 1, Funny

    I better stock up on some copies before they are all gone.

  20. rderoko by rderoko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I guess the Redmond Washington PR department must have gotten a new influx of cash so they can spread their message of joy throughout the world. I have often wondered how to get on that gravy train, I have an opinion on just about everything !