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Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft

denobug writes "Ray Ozzie, Chief Software Architect at Microsoft, is stepping down. He is to remain with Microsoft until he retires, focusing his efforts 'in the broader area of entertainment where Microsoft has many ongoing investments,' based on a memo from Steve Ballmer. Also according to Steve's memo, the role of CSA was unique and it will not be filled."

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  1. I'm Ray Ozzie, by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bailing out from this exploding gas bag, before she burns down to the bare frame.

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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:I'm Ray Ozzie, by Shikaku · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought 3 digit UIDs were a myth....

      D: It is a miracle.

    2. Re:I'm Ray Ozzie, by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I ran a script to do a calculation and there are about 10 1 digit UIDs and around 90 2 digit UIDs.

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    3. Re:I'm Ray Ozzie, by gringer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its up to ten million and it hasn't found any more one digit UIDs, just the first ten.

      Have you checked to make sure that there aren't any in the vast space between two whole numbers? That sounds like it could be quite a complicated exercise.

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      Ask me about repetitive DNA
    4. Re:I'm Ray Ozzie, by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its up to ten million and it hasn't found any more one digit UIDs, just the first ten.

      Have you checked to make sure that there aren't any in the vast space between two whole numbers? That sounds like it could be quite a complicated exercise.

      Hey you are right. I found more low numbers right after 4294967296.

  2. Re:End of Azure by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's ridiculous. We all know that Ballmer would be perfectly happy to dance around a giant empty building while clapping and shouting "Developers, developers, developers, developers."

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  3. He stated the reason why by wandazulu · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's stepping down to spend more time with his baby, Lotus Notes.

  4. Re:Rah-rah Cloud by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed, Ray Ozzie did play a pivotal role in helping keep Microsoft's leaders heads in the cloud.

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  5. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Better to keep your mouth shut and look like an idiot---
    Than to open it and remove all doubt.

    (I know a few manager types that should keep their mouths shut.)

  6. Re:This is /., not FOX News. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Instead of just asking bullshit leading questions, you should make some statements of fact or opinion, and we can discuss those.

    Has Ray Ozzie admitted to killing the Azure Services Platform in 2010? Now, I'm not saying that Ray Ozzie killed the Azure Services Platform in 2010. On the contrary, I believe that Ray Ozzie DID NOT kill the Azure Services Platform in 2010. It is very possible that he did do it, though. Please, give us solid proof that he did NOT kill the Azure Services Platform in 2010. If he didn't, why won't he deny these allegations?

  7. Re:MS could have owned the cloud by bkaul01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft never did understand Lotus Notes.

    Neither did any of the users who were forced to try to use it.

  8. Re:End of Azure by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Step Down From His Role" Does that include no more wiping Ballmer spooge off his chin?

    How's that for "imagery"?

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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  9. Re:End of Azure by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Delphi.

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  10. Death metal by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I loved ozzie's music. He should bite the head off balmer like a bat.

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    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
  11. Re:Its not as funny as you think by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right, we should reap the dead UIDs and auction them off for great justice.

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  12. Re:End of Azure by johnhp · · Score: 2, Funny

    God brought .NET to Bill Gates in a dream, as an apology to him and the world for ever letting MFC exist.

  13. Re:Ray's Real Job by jjohn · · Score: 3, Funny

    "God! is there nothing about Microsoft that is not some sad, hollow sham?"

    I don't know. Notepad and freecell are pretty solid.

  14. Re:End of Azure by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think its more like having a single technical lead in a powerful position is a bad thing for management because they keep asking hard questions. So lets split the role into smaller project based positions, leaving the strategy to management and marketing.

    I think it would be cheaper and more effective to leave the strategy to Paul the Octopus. He's probably nicer too.

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    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  15. Re:Ray's Real Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He was installed, to keep the board and principal shareholders mollified at the prospect of a Gates departure that left the Corporation in the hands of clueless Sales executives.

    In Ballmer's defence, Apple has done quite well being lead by a clueless sales executive.