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UK To Track All Browsing, Email, and Phone Calls

Sara Chan writes "The UK government plans to introduce legislation that will allow the police to track every phone call, email, text message and website visit made by the public. The information will include who is contacting whom, when and where and which websites are visited, but not the content of the conversations or messages. Every communications provider will be required to store the information for at least a year."

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  1. They already track you with cameras by Trip6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...at every intersection in London. I guess the ACLU was unsuccessful in setting up a branch office.

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    1. Re:They already track you with cameras by djdavetrouble · · Score: 3, Funny

      [citation needed]

      [Citation Redacted]

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    2. Re:They already track you with cameras by davester666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, they have an office there.

      Do you want to see the video of the staff meeting they had this afternoon? There's a little glare from the window, but the audio is great.

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  2. V is for Vendetta! by arcite · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soon, I shall dawn my cape and mast to fight this tyranny! ... I just have to brush up on my knife throwing skills, police in the UK use guns now right? ...Bummer.

    1. Re:V is for Vendetta! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps he was intentionally encrypting his posting - you never know who is watching!

  3. Big brother loves you by the_humeister · · Score: 4, Funny

    And we've always been at war with eastasia.

    1. Re:Big brother loves you by Dreadneck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hush! They're about to bring on Osama bin Goldstein for the two minutes hate!

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  4. How Quaint by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The UK government plans to introduce legislation that will allow the police to track every phone call, email, text message and website visit made by the public.

    How quaint -- they use laws to grant government authority for such things. Over on this side of the pond the President just declares it to be so and tells the judicial they're not allowed to hear any petitions for redress of grievances. Much simpler that way.

  5. Re:but by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shit, son, you deserve a double whoosh for that one.

    WHOOOOOOSH!

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

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  6. Re:Senationalist headline by marcello_dl · · Score: 4, Funny

    > without a hint of malice...

    I beg to differ.
    Malice -> from latin Malitia -> from Malus = evil; therefore "evil thing" in latin is Malum
    Malum -> latin for... apple.

    That's what i call a hint :D

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  7. Re:but by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Funny

    A double whoosh! Oh my god, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!? T_T

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  8. Re:Attach a simple addition by corbettw · · Score: 3, Funny

    The people who are pushing this will never face an election. They will never be sacked. This is why the plans persist from government to government. Ministers come and go, but the civil service is permanent, and always attempting to expand.

    Didn't the BBC used to have a documentary series on that aspect of the British government?

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  9. Re:but by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    A double whoosh! Oh my god, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!? T_T

    It means that someone completely missed the point, had it explained to them and then ... missed it again. It was actually funnier than the original joke.

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  10. Re:so true by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's so nice to see the lunatics on the far-right agreeing with the lunatics on the far-left. Really makes one hopeful about the future.

    Don't be too sure. How did Lewis Black put it?

    The only thing dumber than a Democrat, or a Republican .... is when those little pricks work together.

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  11. Re:but by lightversusdark · · Score: 3, Funny

    Triple whoosh! All the way!
    Whoa! That's so intense!
    Whooooooaaa-oh my god!
    Wow! Woooooooooooo!

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