Flexible, Stretchable, Implantable LED Arrays Created
Zothecula writes "Researchers from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign have created bio-compatible LED arrays that can bend, stretch, and even be implanted under the skin. While this might cause some people to immediately think, 'glowing tattoos,' the arrays are actually intended for activating drugs, monitoring medical conditions, or performing other biomedical tasks within the body. Down the road, however, they could also be incorporated into consumer goods, robotics, or military/industrial applications."
made out of wrist..?
Lite-Brite tattoo, here I come!
The lady will ask "Why does it say "YAD" on it? It'll get hard and spell out "You Are Doomed!"
Maybe one of those UV LEDs would help with birth control. Then again sunburn inside there might be painful.
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
While this might cause some people to immediately think, 'glowing tattoos,'
Actually I imagined hooking up a super powerful LED to some nerve endings on the tips of my finger, then using it as a flashlight at any moment by training my brain to trigger the on-off switch like a muscle reaction.
Other immediate reactions included:
Finger Mounted Laser pointers
Hand turning red when commiting crimes, to deliver the line "You caught me red handed".
And holding my breath till my face turns blue.
to immediately think, 'glowing tattoos,'
My thought was "animated tattoos tied to pulse and temperature monitors so the tattoo could display imagery to indicate my current mood."
Happy kitten means come and sit a spell. Mushroom cloud means someone needs killin'.
On top of that, you'd be able to take a wiz in the dark without fear of missing :D What you do risk, though, is awkward questions like "Is that a glow worm in your pocket or... "
So how long until I start getting spam messages about how I can use this to make my penis glow in the dark?
You could be paid an unlimited lifetime supply of deodorant if you have the glowing LED tattoo "Deodorant levels low, buy more Axe Body Spray" tattooed on your hairy, gold chain festooned chest, which will of course be visible, since your shirt will be buttoned down to your crotch.
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Set your phasers on "funky"!
bio-compatible LED arrays that can ... be implanted under the skin
they could also be incorporated into consumer goods, robotics
What kind of robot needs bio-compatible LED arrays? What kind of consumer good ends up implanted under the skin? Even 7 of 9 would technically be a cyborg as opposed to robot.
I suppose you could embed very high efficiency red and blue LEDs and some algae in your lungs, and run the LEDs off stored body fat...
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Glowing tattoos would be a best-seller, even at high prices, just because it's unique and eye-catching.
This exact tech was discussed in the technology section of Rogue Trader 40k. The main purpose was glowing tattoos and digital wristwatches without the
Larry Niven long ago wrote about an Implant Watch in "Cloak of Anarchy". Of course his was analog...
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I hope these are ready for the inevitable remake of Logan's Run!
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I have a needle phobia and have to get regular tests for RBC/WBC/platelets and hormone levels.
I'd love a solution to my levels that doesn't require a stick into my crappy veins and three to four vials of blood.
Women can have them implanted in their chest, just above their cleavage:
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At last there is hope for those of us that have problems finding the hole in the dark!
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If they're high enough intensity and properly installed (forward pointing) and you'll never need that Flashlight app on your phone ever again.
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Or...
^ My eyes are up THERE!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
OK, just to get it said and out of the way...
Wow, check out the headlights on that girl over there!!!
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Hey, that's a great idea, if a guy notices the sign, she knows he's gay!
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This exact tech was discussed in the technology section of Rogue Trader 40k. The main purpose was glowing tattoos and digital wristwatches without the ending of this sentence.
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Is that even necessary? Seems like we look anyway.
Once they get the optics refined we will have the ultimate WANG LASER!!!
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..by Canada's QLT Inc. to "activate" their light-sensitive anti-cancer drugs.
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To glow red and pulse up and down, for when you're making little cylons with your favorite hoomanz.
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So...
If I'm diabetic and my insulin levels are low, I no longer need to prick my finger or draw blood. I can look at my insulin 'health led bar' and when it drops or changes color, I can take my shot. Would be awesome?
Same for any other illness that requires some sort of monitoring.
Well, we've already had wang computers.
All the secretaries just LOVED the wangs...
Free Martian Whores!
Great - so when my wireless internet enabled skin display gets infected with spam, I'll have adverts for viagra appearing on my chest. Brilliant
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A watch embedded in your arm is the first thing I thought of that would be pretty cool.
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These LEDs are made of gallium arsenide, which is listed as a carcinogen.
I don't think "bio-compatible" means what they think it means.
I won't have to wear pants anymore! I will have to just turn on the Levis screen saver... And of course the first thought that crossed our minds: Mmmmm shiiiny boobs...
I love how its supposed to be bio-compatible but the researcher is wearing a glove. Ha! Way to inspire public confidence.
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Color me not impressed. The pictures in the article make it look like crap. I'm fairly sure I could have done better in my garage.
I first thought of implanting a wireless connected display for a map display / GPS with of course time and temp and other environmental info. And optionally things like a nitro/blood gas meter for diving. I have a lot of forearm "display" space just going to waste. Now that it can display things, can they intercept the nerve impulses so I have a "touch" keyboard and graphics cursor / trackpad there too. Just putting on my shades, 'cuz the futures so bright. Of course the spy-tech comes to mind too so you can have a cheat sheet / active sit-rep display literally in the palm of your hand. Just make the emitters require special contacts to see.
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But let's check the data's source, first. Slashdot. Often times 'breakthroughs' are noted here to get grant money. I can't tell you how many times since about 1996 I've seen "flexible LCD displays for $10" and similar claims I've yet to see.
Until I pat someone on the back and they glow, I'm not getting my hopes up.
BUT YOU: get to the patent center, NOW.
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That array was added to a pre-stretched sheet of rubber, which was then itself encapsulated inside another piece of rubber, this one being bio-compatible and transparent.
Thought thinks itself.