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Real Reason Why the White iPhone 4 Is Delayed

tekgoblin writes "There have been numerous reasons why the White iPhone 4 may be delayed with one reason being the color mismatch between the home button and the body. Well this time there is another reason. A source has told CultofMac that the reason for the delay is a light leakage issue caused by the case being clear. Light from the case leaks into pictures taken by the back and front camera on the white iPhone 4, causing distorted pictures. This problem is non-existent on the black iPhone 4, because of its already black case, so Apple has been looking for a solution to this problem, thus the delay of the White iPhone 4 till spring of next year."

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  1. Another theory making the rounds by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is another theory regarding the delay. Somehow Apple heard about how I wasn't interested in a white iPhone unless it also came with blowjobs from the Victoria Secret models. Apple has been unable to get them on board yet.

    1. Re:Another theory making the rounds by IB4Student · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thanks for keeping it classy -_-

    2. Re:Another theory making the rounds by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not being interested in a device at all and not being interested in it if it doesn't include oral sex are very different things.

    3. Re:Another theory making the rounds by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny

      So that's why Heidi Klum retired.

      By the time the White iPhone comes out, the only person left on VS's payroll will be Gilbert Gottfried.

    4. Re:Another theory making the rounds by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard the delay was because Steve is insistent that they match the color of unicorns. Unfortunately, Steve isn't buying stories that unicorns are "imaginary".

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    5. Re:Another theory making the rounds by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      a theory is like an analogy which is like a metaphor

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  2. It IS actually white by recoiledsnake · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are looking at it wrong.

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    1. Re:It IS actually white by Verdatum · · Score: 4, Funny

      The above poster went on to prove that black is white, and was subsequently killed in the next zebra crossing.

  3. This is news? by iamvego · · Score: 4, Funny

    So this makes it into the big news on Slashdot... an explanation as to why an iPhone with a different case colour has been delayed. Next on Slashdot... the iPhone's shocking new button that's now a rounded square instead of a circle! I need to take the week off work to recover from the shock.

  4. Re:Or could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    white phones have smaller antennas

  5. Re:Distorted pictures? by migla · · Score: 3, Funny

    Um, more like overexposed to hell. The camera basically can't regulate exposure if that's the case.

    Pun intended?

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  6. Re:Or could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not likely. In addition to not qualifying for the subsidy on a later purchase ( 2 years), it's common knowledge that once you go black you'll never go back.

  7. Simple Solution by argmanah · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given how they approached the reception problems by giving away bumper cases, I would have fully expected them to give away black cases to cover up the white plastic.

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  8. Re:Or could it be... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe it was delayed for a reason at first..then they found there's not that much a demand for white, and figured, "Hey..no real hurry here required".

    I can't imagine why anyone would want a white one.

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  9. White noise by microbee · · Score: 3, Funny

    The press don't get it, do they? The reason is that so many people are already complaining about iPhone 4's signal issue, that the white version is only going to make it worse by introducing white noise.

  10. Re:Or could it be... by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>>I can't imagine why anyone would want a white one.

    That's right.
    Once she's had black,
    she'll never go back.

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  11. Re:The real question by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny

    So that millions of people can express their unique individuality.

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  12. Same reason as last time by formfeed · · Score: 3, Funny

    JoyofTech had a convincing list of reasons the last time: http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/1422.html

  13. It's like, how much more white could this be? by zooblethorpe · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the answer is none. None more white.

    Apologies all around. ;-)

    Cheers,

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  14. Re:Or could it be... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there are enough users of this thing to warrant a delay in purchasing simply because they want one that is white versus black, I would never want to associate myself with someone so superficial that a simple fucking color change is this important to their buying decision.

    Yeah! How dare people put off making consumer goods purchases based on their personal preferences! Those self-involved fuckers!

  15. Re:Not good enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Love how everyone here is a fucking engineering expert.

  16. I'd totally buy that! by Kostya · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you could get the apple logo to glow on the back like that MacBooks do, I'd totally buy that.

    And maybe pray to it occasionally.

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  17. Kanye West by trisomytwentyone · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Steve Jobs doesn't care about white cases"

  18. Re:Or could it be... by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, I truly can't tell if you're serious. You delayed buying a toy because the color made it look...like...a...toy...

    No. He's admitting to a very long established geek bias towards black hardware.

    Black hardware is just so ... black ... and smooth ... and shiny. *ahem*

    For a long time, we had beige, in a matte finish no less; IBM is well documented to be at fault here. We had so utterly much beige, it was mind-numbing. Beige monitor, beige tower, beige keyboard -- oh, sure, you could mix it up with a mouse of a mousepad, but everything else was beige. Geeks used to have black-hardware envy because nobody had any -- a NeXT station was the sexiest thing on the planet in '92, and SGI made a really funky indigo colour. Apple popularized Tangerine for a while, but it wasn't black.

    Now, you almost don't see beige at all. All black. 'Cuz black is cool and shiny, and ... faster. Hell, even Nintendo has learned that everybody wants black hardware ... the Wii is now available in black. I'm sure black costs more ... it used to. It's supposed to.

    What he's saying is if the Game Cube had been its proper black in the first place, instead of being in bright, primary Fisher Price colours, they'd have sold more units. Because, once you go black ... ;-)

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