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Miniature Human Livers Grown In Lab

Posted by Soulskill on from the less-filling-tastes-great dept.

Zothecula writes "In the quest to grow replacement human organs in the lab, livers are no doubt at the top of many a barfly's wish list. With its wide range of functions that support almost every organ in the body and no way to compensate for the absence of liver function, the ability to grow a replacement is also the focus of many research efforts. Now, for the first time, researchers have been able to successfully engineer miniature livers in the lab using human liver cells."

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  1. Do they taste good with fava beens and chianti? by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm just wondering...

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  2. Miniature drinks? by Toe,+The · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if they make me a miniature liver, does that mean I can only drink those little 8oz beers?

    1. Re:Miniature drinks? by pantheonwhaley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and you can only go to minibars. The upside is that the ladies wear miniskirts.

    2. Re:Miniature drinks? by Sulphur · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, and you can only go to minibars.

      The upside is that the ladies wear miniskirts.

      And they sing Cry Me a Liver.

    3. Re:Miniature drinks? by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Funny

      So if they make me a miniature liver, does that mean I can only drink those little 8oz beers?

      Cheap date...

  3. Re:Mini-Me? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alcoholic pygmies are a dime a dozen. Which is just as well, since they're easier to carry in a twelve-pack.

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  4. How about a Beowolf Cluster of by CYDVicious · · Score: 2, Funny

    these mini livers, to share the load?

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  5. Obligatory Simpsons by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1, Funny

    Larry Hagman took it. He's got five of them now! And three hearts! We didn't want to give them to him but he overpowered us!

  6. Re:Barfly wishlist by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know why they'd be worried their livers - that's why God gave us two of them, in case one goes bad.

  7. *Sigh* by soloport · · Score: 1, Funny

    I said LASERS! Sharks with LASERS... Not livers. LASERS!

  8. Re:Barfly wishlist by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since we learned to grow them in mice... infinity.

  9. Some where under a rainbow by Fr05t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leprechauns rejoice!

  10. Re:You just wait by God'sDuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    These things will mutate and go on the attack....The only way to control it is LOTS of alcohol..

    So...it's like a fraternity?