Miniature Human Livers Grown In Lab
Zothecula writes "In the quest to grow replacement human organs in the lab, livers are no doubt at the top of many a barfly's wish list. With its wide range of functions that support almost every organ in the body and no way to compensate for the absence of liver function, the ability to grow a replacement is also the focus of many research efforts. Now, for the first time, researchers have been able to successfully engineer miniature livers in the lab using human liver cells."
I'm just wondering...
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
So if they make me a miniature liver, does that mean I can only drink those little 8oz beers?
Here's a TED talk from Alan Russell on the methods and details of this technology.
Alcoholic pygmies are a dime a dozen. Which is just as well, since they're easier to carry in a twelve-pack.
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How often am I going to have to swap this out? Is there a MDBF (mean drinks before failure)?
I don't know why they'd be worried their livers - that's why God gave us two of them, in case one goes bad.