Denver Rejects UFO Agency To Track Aliens
Republicans weren't the only ones to win big yesterday. Aliens in The Mile-High City can breathe easier thanks to voters rejecting a plan to officially track them. From the article: "The proposal defeated soundly Tuesday night would have established a commission to track extraterrestrials. It also would have allowed residents to post their observations on Denver's city Web page and report sightings." Let the anonymous probings begin!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
In any case, it was to be funded by donations rather than taxes.
Nostalgia's not what it used to be.