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Feeling Upset? Look At Some Meat

Meshach writes "A study out of Canada claims that seeing meat actually calms a person down. From the article: 'Contrary to expectations, a McGill University researcher has discovered that seeing meat makes people significantly less aggressive. Frank Kachanoff, who studies evolution at the university’s department of psychology, had initially thought the presence of meat would provoke bloodlust, believing the response would have helped our primate ancestors hunt. But in fact, his research showed the reverse is true.'" I can see all the "Make Steak, Not War!" protest signs already.

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  1. Go tell that to PETA by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    They will show you some very calming asparagus shoots.

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    1. Re:Go tell that to PETA by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Usually it isn't the asparagus that helps me feel better so much as the lady holding it.

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    2. Re:Go tell that to PETA by BStroms · · Score: 5, Funny

      The article makes sense to me. Nothing like sitting down for a meal and being presented with a plate full of vegetables to send you into a rage. A nice roast turkey or the like, however, will have you thinking of little next to how much you're going to enjoy your meal.

    3. Re:Go tell that to PETA by daemonenwind · · Score: 3, Funny

      It would explain why those PETA folks are always so pissed off.

  2. I'd rather look at mammaries by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Funny

    (which of course are not meat, but skin-covered fat.) Much more calming.

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    1. Re:I'd rather look at mammaries by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Strange. I find them exciting.

      I guess we are all different.

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    2. Re:I'd rather look at mammaries by donscarletti · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find them very calming also. Even though since I was weaned, I have so far only have a chance to interact them during sex, I would still associate them more with nutriment than arousal. The warm feeling of two soft breasts against ones skin during a loving or even a friendly embrace feels as comforting as another pair of arms around one's body. I have heard that the association of breasts with sexuality is strongest in men who were not breastfed, I guess because having something associated with ones mother kind of takes the sexy out of anything.

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  3. Hmmm by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if it matters if you're vegetarian or not?

    1. Re:Hmmm by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Secretly, you eat half of it, and that gives you the strength to feign indignation. It's OK, we're all friends here - you can be honest.

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    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Strange, I once found a piece of broccoli and tofu in my meat, and had the same reaction.

  4. This isn't a dirty thing. by QuantumBeep · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure there won't be any dirty jokes made about this at all.

  5. What about vegetables? by chemicaldave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will looking at some spinach put you into a rage then? It certainly seemed that way for Popeye.

  6. damn by aquabat · · Score: 2, Funny

    missed first roast!

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  7. Does that lady on the street seem upset? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Show her your meat!

    Keep a copy of TFA for when the cops show up.

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  8. Chill dude. It's Thanksgiving. by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course. Why do you need to be "aggressive" when it's Thanksgiving? You've already got your kill and you are about to chow down. You and the rest of your extended family doesn't have to worry about starving for awhile. You can relax a little. This is about "being fat and happy" rather than "fight or flight". Of course "plenty" is going to be relaxing.

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  9. Hitler was a vegetarian by plopez · · Score: 5, Funny

    and a teetotaler. Do you need more proof? :)

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    1. Re:Hitler was a vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      +1 For skifull use of Godwin!

  10. So Lady Gaga... by VoiceInTheDesert · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...was just trying to make us all feel better? That was nice of her.

  11. makes sense by ico2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It makes perfect sense. If you can see meat then the hunt is over.

  12. Sounds like a job for... by gearsmithy · · Score: 2, Funny

    anger managemeat

  13. This is clearly a mis-steak! by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got a bone to pick with that pork-barrel study, but after we chew the fat together, I won't have a beef with them anymore - unless they're too chicken, in which case something fishy may be going on.

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  14. WHAT THE HELL?! by balaband · · Score: 4, Funny

    WTF IS THIS SHI.....oh look at the pretty picture.....mmmm.......BBQ......what was I on about.....ah yes......why do I have to hate M$ so much? And apple closed source is actually good for the users....

    I'm gonna go and open Facebook account now.

  15. Yet Another Meaningless Research by nomad-9 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What possibly could be remotely important about this study?

    Basically, the researcher made a completely arbitrary "evolutionary" assumption that the view of meat provoked "blood lust", despite any evidence to that. And then he stood corrected after wasting funds on that largely irrelevant issue. Blood lust didn't help our ancestors hunt, hunger did. It would seem way more logical to most people - except to that researcher, obviously - that the view of meat would calm them, since it meant "dinner's (almost?) ready".

    The view of meat could provoke anger with some people like veggie activists, but this has nothing to do with our ancestors hunting for food, IMO.

  16. I'm sure... by pahles · · Score: 2, Funny

    if I show people my meat, they will get upset. Well, some of them...

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  17. We're a cooperative species by The+Raven · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once you can see MEAT, the hunt is over. Time to calm down and eat. Makes sense to me. We're not jackals, who fight for carrion; or lions who compete for who gets to eat the kill. We're a cooperative species, so once the hunt is done and the meat is out, time to stop producing adrenaline from the hunt and get to the business of sharing the meat out to the group.

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  18. Wrong images. by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You don't see the raw meat until after you've caught and killed the animal and are ready to eat. Bloodlust is not appropriate at that point. He needs to redo the experiment with images of prey animals running away.

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  19. It makes you feel relevant ... by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    It makes you feel relevant because you have a steak in your future.

  20. Re:ironically by geekprime · · Score: 4, Informative

    You cannot taste the difference between different kinds of meat? beef pork lamb etc...!?

    Let alone the difference between a flank steak and a porterhouse?

    Really? Wow!

    I can tell you that there is an obvious difference in the flavor of the meat on the two sides of a porterhouse steak.
    Is there a test for tastebuds? I think you may be missing something.

  21. Re:ironically by malakai · · Score: 3, Informative

    WTF, have you HAD lamb? Lamb taste nothing like beef ( I won't even argue on grain vs grass fed, but blind fold me and I'll tell you the difference ).

    If your saying you can grind up lamb, pork, beef and hide them inside stews with enormous amounts of spices, after perhaps you boiled the crap out of it, then yeah.. you win.. you can't tell the difference. But guess what, I can do the same thing with vegetables, fish, chicken, old leather shoes.... I can over cook and improperly pair bell peppers in a dish and you won't be able to tell what's a piece of pepper and what's a chunk of celery. All that'll remain is some sort of celouse like material.

    moreover, meat always has the protein taste undertone, and dominates any food it is put into

    Let's talk about what doesn't dominate a food it's put into. Fish? Dominate. Root vegetables? Dominate. Gourds? My god, try and sneak a little pumpkin into something.

    Moot point really being taste are such an individual trait. Also I think environment plays a huge role in this. What you were fed as a child, what you choose to eat later in life, what meal your mom made you after your dad left home. My only suggestion to this whole argument is don't take such polarizing stand on something so non-determinable...

  22. Re:ironically by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know plenty of people who claim this and it's for the same two or three reasons every time.

    1: They smoke, and have done so for so long that they cannot taste much of anything.

    2: They are the people who drown everything in salt, pepper or some other spice so that the natural flavor or the dish gets overwhelmed no matter what they are eating

    3: Bad cooking, they grew up with a bad cook and never learned how to do it on their own so now they just ignore the flavor of what they eat without thinking about it.

  23. Re:ironically by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was raised a vegetarian and I was the last holdout when we all decided to actually start eating meat. I see where you are coming from.

    But you are absolutely, completely wrong. Meat is an expansive world full of an incredible range of complex flavors.

  24. Re:ironically by box4831 · · Score: 2, Funny

    but if you label hot brown liquid "coffee" and make the room smell like coffee, people will generally think it is coffee?

    Works in our office. They also have carpet cleaner powder in canisters and label it 'creamer'. Only the best for our employees!

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