Lizard Previously Unknown To Science Found On Vietnam Menu
eldavojohn writes "A lizard long served on the menu in the Mekong Delta has recently caught the attention of scientists when it was noted that all animals in the species appeared identical as well as female. The species appears to be a hybrid of two other species (like a mule or liger). But the curious thing is that this hybrid isn't sterile — it reproduces asexually. The species, known for some time in Vietnam, has now officially been named Leiolepis ngovantrii."
Leiolepis ngovantrii, That's a mouthful. And a delicious mouthful too.
You got a Lizard on the Menu? I had a fly in the soup!
No tip from me, that's for sure. And I'm telling all my friends about this!
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
Us geeks would actually be able to reproduce?
I read TFA and all I got was this lousy cookie
How does it taste?
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
Lizard: The other white meat.
'Loose' is when your pants are three sizes too big. 'Lose' is when you misuse 'loose'.
Get pretty crowded in the basement wouldn't it?
Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
"What's that? You're selling Iguana on a stick? Give me a second to get another Nuka-Cola out of the fridge first."
;)
Alternative allusion:
"You eat one Iguana on a Stick.
+25 hit points.
Temporary +1 to Science skill"
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A female lizard that reproduces asexually? Sounds more like a lez-zard than a liz-zard amirite? Hi-five!
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(c'mon yer leavin' me hangin'...)
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Would make LAN parties slightly easier to organise at least.
which is totally what she said
Wow, Ian was right again ...
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Thanks, I'm here all week.
I hate being bipolar; it's awesome!
Josef Fritzl is that you??
Divide a cake by zero. Is it still a cake?