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Anti-Smartphone Phone Launched For Technophobes

geek4 writes "A Dutch company has launched what it calls 'the world's simplest phone,' targeting users who are sick of new-generation models. Only capable of making and receiving calls, John's Phone is dubbed the world's simplest mobile phone, specifically designed for anti-smartphones users. It does not provide any hi-tech features. No apps. No Internet. No camera. No text messaging. All you have to do — in fact, all you can do — is call, talk and hang up."

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  1. Expensive Price by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it me or does £60 to £80, or about $95 to $127 dollars seem extremely overpriced for a phone with essentially no features?

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    1. Re:Expensive Price by AlanMJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The lack of features IS the expensive feature. Because of that the volume is low and the price per unit is higher to make it, I would expect.

    2. Re:Expensive Price by Abstrackt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look at it this way:

      Lisa: "By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away."
      Homer: "Hmm; how does it work?"
      Lisa: "It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!"
      Homer: "Uh-huh."
      Lisa: "But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?"
      Homer: "Lisa, I want to buy your rock."

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    3. Re:Expensive Price by treeves · · Score: 4, Interesting

      100% pure water is ... dangerous for your health

      Please don't spread this lie. If you rely on water to get all the carbonates, chlorides, sodium, calcium, iron, magnesium, potassium, etc. that you need, you probably should try eating food!

      If I drink a glass of water with no ions in it except hydronium and hydroxyl, it will cease to be so as soon as it touches my mouth, and if you tell me that it will leach out all the minerals in my body, that would be true of any water that contains a lower concentration of those ions than the fluid in my body does, but it would be hard to drink enough water for that to matter. Your body (specifically your kidneys) does a good job of maintaining homeostasis and keeping the electrolytes it needs and getting rid of the rest, whether you drink water with 50ppm of sodium chloride or water with zero electrolytes.

      As for the taste, you're right.
      But that's all it is. A matter of taste.

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  2. Re:Obligatory anti- post by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 4, Funny

    They annihilate each other in an explosion of "hipsterons," the particles responsible for carrying the force of hipsterism.

  3. What about receiving calls? by michelcolman · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you can only call, talk and hang up, it doesn't appear very useful to me. Listening would be a nice addition, and receiving calls as well...

    1. Re:What about receiving calls? by Noughmad · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you can only call, talk and hang up, it doesn't appear very useful to me. Listening would be a nice addition, and receiving calls as well...

      It's obviously targeted at women.

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  4. Re:Old people rejoice by synthesizerpatel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I imagine old people will enjoy 3 weeks of battery standby time and not being pestered by SMS spam.

  5. Jitterbug by Captain+Spam · · Score: 4, Informative

    Funny, I seem to recall TV ads a few years back for a series of phones — "Jitterbug", as it was called — that effectively did just this. Complete with the "old person afraid of smartphones" use case example. Though with screens (just to see the numbers as you dial them).

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  6. Technophobes? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Condescending much?

    How about for people you don't need extra stuff/crap and just want a fucking phone? I'm a Unix/Windows SA and systems programmer with 4 computers at home (Windows and Linux) and have managed everything from Crays to PC - so, hardly a technophobe - and I still use my Qualcomm QCP-1900 from 1998. It cost me $200 with no-contract and my service is still $15/month (no contract). The thing still provides 6 hours of talk and two-weeks of standby.

    Sure, text and web might be nice - sometime - but I don't really need/want to be that "connected" all the time.

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    1. Re:Technophobes? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. I have a very basic PAYG phone from VirginMobile. $20. No frills, no web, blah, blah. Why? Because I simply don't/can't use it much.
      At work, no cell phones. Period. At home, landline and multiple PC's. If we're out with friends, we're out with friends, not dinking around on the phone.

    2. Re:Technophobes? by godrik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      texting is a nice feature. But I must say I am very happy with my crappy basic phone. My shopping for phone session went something like:
      -"hello, I'm looking for a cheap phone that can call 911 and keep me in touch with my wife in case of emergency and that will last more than a week without being plugged in"
      -"Here is our cheapest nokia sir, have a good day"

  7. Re:High Sales? by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agreed. What I don't like about the standard flip phone is the obligatory "web" button that can't be disabled. I'd take this product over that.

    My wife is a vehement technophobe, and she has a very simple flip-phone that she only marginally knows how to operate. Usually I hear "Hello? I can't hear you. Hello?" to which I am shouting "Hand. The. Phone. To. Your. Daughter." (Daughter has no problem hearing me on the same phone.) Not being there I can't be sure, but I suspect that wife is holding it upside down. I don't suppose that will change even with this phone.

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  8. Re:Wait? No phone book? by chemicaldave · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think even the now disappearing "basic phones" have some sort of phone book/directory function. That's not mentioned in the summary. Also, I see it has no display of any kind.

    The phone has a display for incoming calls. The address book exists in the form of a pad of paper on the back of the phone you can write on.

    I'm serious.

    Check it.

  9. Re:Someone is listening. by viking099 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sony did a good job with a "justaphone" they recently released, the Naite.
    I bought one a few months ago for around $120. No contracts, basic phone, no sliding, good screen, some free games that are good, bluetooth, a decent camera, small form factor, and really good battery life. It even accepts standard microSD cards, if you need it.

    The free Sony management software is really pretty good, too. It offers phone backups, you can send/receive text messages through your machine while it's plugged in, and it didn't come with a lot of BS carrier lock-in stuff.

    Check it out, it's been perfect for me.

  10. Jitterbug by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Informative

    In the US, we already have such a phone, called a Jitterbug, and it is aimed at the geriatric market...

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  11. Yes, you may still be a technophobe. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're seriously considering this phone, especially paying extra for it -- have you seen it? RTFA.

    Let me put it this way: Why would you want a phone without at least an address book? I'm with you that it's gotten out of control, but why would I want a paper address-book stuck to the phone, so I can take it off the back, flip through it, and manually type that into the front? Every time I want to call someone, I'd have to do that.

    Or I can press probably fewer buttons than it would take to actually dial the number, and only have to remember the person's name.

    Yes, I do "just want a fucking phone." But this isn't just a fucking phone -- the paper addressbook does indeed scream "technophobe."

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    1. Re:Yes, you may still be a technophobe. by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The real reason why people want phones with no features is the terrible, absolutely terrible, user interface design of all mobile phones (and that includes smartphones).

      When a phone has no features other than dialling a number, then (for example for a brick with a simple keypad) the interface fits well with the hardware design.

      When a phone has multiple features and you have to press complicated and unintuitive key combinations to access them, then there's a mismatch between what the hardware is designed for (simple keypad for typing numbers) and what the software is designed for (lots of things that don't map well onto keypad interaction).

      The same is true with menu systems. Cursor keys are simply awkward ways of interacting, and menus are awkward ways of using limited screen space in general.

      What's really needed is for a good designer to invent a totally new hardware paradigm for mobile phones that actually makes sense for the kind of software features we expect on mobile phones. That's much easier said than done. Instead, we're stuck with old style phone handset designs on one side, and old style PC/GUI/WIMP designs on the other, and every mobile phone designer tries to combine them in different ways, hoping to hit the jackpot, but always failing.

  12. Does this really help technophobes though? by elysiana · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On the one hand, I can see this being useful for people like my aunt, who have an "emergencies only" cell phone. Easy to understand, no frills, no chance of accidentally going online. I can also see it being useful for those who just don't want to bother with all the extras that are on phones anymore. Even my "dumbphone" has a camera, a media player, texting, and online capabilities, and I don't really need or want all that (Except texting. You can't take away my texting).

    On the other hand, I can't help but feel that pandering to an already technophobic crowd only makes their fears seem more substantial (to them, at least). With technology changing so incredibly rapidly, it doesn't seem like the best course of action is to put them in a bubble and tell them it'll be okay, we won't let the bad bad digital phone hurt them. Technological advancements aren't going to go backwards; at some point these people are going to have to learn something new.

    Mixed feelings.

  13. Surely not simpler than phones for kids.. by molo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This phone, the firefly, has just 5 buttons: call mom, call dad, phonebook, call, hangup.

    http://www.fireflymobile.com/store/firefly/

    -molo

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