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Students Banned From Bringing Pencils To School

mernilio writes "According to UPI: 'A Massachusetts school district superintendent said a memo banning sixth graders from carrying pencils was written without district approval. North Brookfield School District interim Superintendent Gordon Noseworthy said Wendy Scott, one of two sixth-grade teachers at North Brookfield Elementary School, did not get approval from administrators before sending the memo to all sixth-grade parents, the Worcester Telegram & Gazette reported Thursday. The memo said students would no longer be allowed to bring writing implements to school. It said pencils would be provided for students in class and any students caught with pencils or pens after Nov. 15 would face disciplinary action for having materials 'to build weapons.'"

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  1. Fear mongering 101 by assemblerex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure why not when I could just break a chair leg off and bludgeon someone.

    1. Re:Fear mongering 101 by ronocdh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What I'm curious about though, is why the teacher felt this memo was necessary in the first place; TFA doesn't mention this.

      When I was in grade school, we used to fling sharpened pencils like crossbow bolts, using several rubber bands for higher tension. It wasn't uncommon to draw blood from these toys... and there would be quite a firefight whenever the teacher turned his or her back toward the class to write on the board. So, I think that's why the summary mentions "materials to build weapons," but it's still a stupid idea to ban pencils.

    2. Re:Fear mongering 101 by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I'm curious about though, is why the teacher felt this memo was necessary in the first place; TFA doesn't mention this.

      Isn't it obvious, they're worried about weapons. If they bring in pencils they have graphite. All they need to do is purify uranium and they can use this to moderate an atomic pile. Next thing they will have weapons-grade plutonium.

    3. Re:Fear mongering 101 by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I rememeber a classmate bringing a (sharp) sword to class to show off to his friends. No one made a stink about it, becasue he was unlikely to shoot anyone with it. We just weren't scared back then. There was occasional serious violence, which was briefly interesting, but we just went on with life.

      When did everyone become so afraid of everything?

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    4. Re:Fear mongering 101 by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At my high school during deer and duck seasons in the fall, there were enough rifles and shotguns in the student parking lot to start a small war. There was also an ethic that said using anything but your fists in a fight was the ultimate cowardly act. Sadly, neither of those is true today. Now, get off my lawn.

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  2. As the old saying goes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The pen is mightier than the sword.

    1. Re:As the old saying goes: by Rolgar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

      Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

      Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

      Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

      Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

      Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

      Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

      Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

      Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

  3. Wrong headline by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's me, but isn't the proper headline "Students NOT banned from bringing pencils to school"?

    After all, the district said that the teacher sent the memo without permission of the superintendent and that it did not reflect district policy. So we got an overzealous and whacked out teacher, which is certainly not news.

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    1. Re:Wrong headline by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure, then the district disciplines this teacher for excessive nuttery and everyone goes back to their day to day lives. Several weeks later, some kid stabs another kid with a pencil on the way to school and the victim ends up with a piece of graphite permanently lodged under his skin. Now you have someone with a PERMANENT DISFIGUREMENT because this teacher's sage warning wasn't heeded. That kid becomes a poster child for our schools' failure to keep our children safe, and before you know it we have the TSA moving in and strip-searching the kids to look for pencils before they can enter the school building. Meanwhile, the disciplined teacher goes on to a successful career as a security consultant working with the Department of Homeland Security to help prevent future attacks using graphite-based WMDs (Writing implements of Minor Disturbance). After that, it's only a matter of time before the Department of Education gets absorbed into the DHS.

      All of this could have been avoided if we had just taken this warning seriously and immediately banned all sharp writing implements from schools. All pencils and pens should be replaced with nice blunt magic markers. For math classes or other times when frequent erasing is needed, they can use an Etch-a-Sketch (tm). This seems like a minor sacrifice to ensure the safety of our children.

  4. People love to be outraged. by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative

    So much so that they'd rather take some dudgeon mongering website's word for what happened than to google the original sources and find out this is a non-story. Well, I don't mind being wet blanket, so I did it for you.

    If you must know, a couple of sixth grade teachers got fed up with students playing with toy pens, then losing them and disrupting the class looking for them. So they decided to ban student owned writing instruments altogether, but rather than come right out and tell parents that their kids are badly behaved, they used a pen modified by one of the students to shoot spitballs as an excuse for the ban. Since using a writing instrument as a "weapon" conjures images of students stabbing each other in the eye with a pencil, that naturally garnered a lot more attention than the teachers expected. The acting superintendent stepped in, reversed the policy and wrote a memo explaining everything and suggesting everybody calm down.

    But of course the story of a couple of beleaguered teachers being too timid to tell parents they'd raised a mob of brats isn't as much fun for people who like to complain about the nanny state.

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  5. Re:You know... by JackieBrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've never visited Nannychusetts, have you? State motto: "We're not happy until you're not happy."

    As long as everybody is equally unhappy, then things are fair. What would be unfair is for certain people to be happy when others are not.

    It is easier to force everyone down a level then try to give people the means to raise themselves a level.

    Since people are so envious of what others have, this also gives the ones taking happiness a power base.

  6. Re:The pen[cil] is mightier than the sword! by DeathToBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Erm, well, according to the fount of all knowledge, Japan has a murder rate of 0.44 per 100,000, less than one tenth the rate in the US.

    Still, never let facts get in the way of good old ideology, what?

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  7. Re:You know... by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As long as everybody is equally unhappy, then things are fair. What would be unfair is for certain people to be happy when others are not.

    Based on the rest of your post, I don't think you are advocating this position (merely stating why someone would do this). Still, I'd suggest that anyone who agrees with this notion to read Harrison Bergeron, where "equality of outcome" is the central theme. This is where we will eventually be led.

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  8. Re:Same here. by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing.

    At 8.5 months gestation I took a deep breath and self-delivered.

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