Actor Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84
An anonymous reader writes "Famous actor Leslie Nielsen died of pneumonia at a Florida hospital Sunday evening. Leslie was renowned for his comedic roles in dozens of films and TV shows, such as The Naked Gun and Police Squad. His characteristic style and humor was always enjoyable, and he will be sorely missed." Of course you might also remember him from The Forbidden Planet, which is classic sci-fi by any measure.
you can't be serious?
the doctors said it was 50/50, but there was only a 10% chance of that.
Let me know when his condition improves.
Who run Barter Town?
"Thanks, I just had it stuffed!"
It's Enrico Pallazzo !
Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
-Police Squad
You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Leslie Nielsen walks into a bar...
(to the waiter) "Give me the strongest thing you got."
(In walks a body builder)
"On second thought I'll have a black russian."
(waiter turns to walk away, then turns toward the camera, looks at the audience, and shakes his head.)
"All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"
I just want to wish you good luck, we're all counting on you.