Curious NASA Pre-Announcement
CrtxReavr was one of a small avalanche of readers to let us know about a
press conference NASA scheduled for Thursday at 2pm to discuss an "astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life." I've heard rumors ranging from "proof of life on Titan" to "first contact," depending on how optimistic/crazy you are.
Methinks you might want to expand your range at the bottom a bit. I suspect it will be something along the lines of "We've discovered evidence that some precursor to life may have been present on this extraterrestrial body--or may not, depending heavily on your interpretation of some very ambiguous data."
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
they found that the astrobiology budget was cut
NASA Administrator: We're putting a man on Mars!
Reporter: When?
NASA Administrator: 2055!
Reporter: Long after your administration is gone and no longer around to be held accountable for any long-forgotten promises?
NASA Administrator Yep!
Reporter: What if 2055 comes along and we're no closer then to Mars than now?
NASA Administrator: Well, you'll have to ask the NASA administrator about it then.
Reporter: What if you're still alive and we ask you?
NASA Administrator: I'll blame him.
Reporter: Do you have anything to offer besides vague promises today?
NASA Administrator: I have this cool animation.
Reporter: Ooh, pretty.
NASA Administrator: In conclusion, keep giving us money.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I wonder if this will be big enough news to distract people from the scandals arising from the Wikileaks thing.
Also, look for Octo-Moms to lead police on high-speed chases in Black SUVs over the coming days. Down a well.
-FL