NASA Finds New Life (This Afternoon)

While the official 2pm conference should have more answers, most of the internet has decided that NASA has discovered a completely new life form based on arsenic instead of the more traditional organic materials. We'll know more in a few hours.

Comments

Re:I think that's a stretch.

[Monkeedude1212]

No... Don't you understand?

This is bigger than NASA's ammouncement...

THE INTERNET AGREED ON SOMETHING!

Better stock up on Head & Shoulders

[Dark Fire]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_(movie)

Obligatory

[Yvan256]

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

Re:It's the Shadow Biosphere Lake

[the_other_chewey]

To baldly go where no one has ever gone before.

That explains Picard, but what about curly Kirk?

Re:Contradictory statements

[ColdWetDog]

the environment is mono lake is so different (and hostile to life as we know it) that it might as well be ET.

No, you're thinking of Los Angeles.

or maybe

[geekoid]

Man walks up to podium: *tap* *tap* *tap* "Is this thing on"

Man: "We all have 2 hours to live."
Man walks off stage.