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Vuvuzelas Blare On Pirated Copies of Music Game

An anonymous reader sends this quote from Wired: "A novel anti-piracy measure baked into the Nintendo DS version of Michael Jackson: The Experience makes copied versions of the game unplayable and taunts gamers with the blaring sound of vuvuzelas. Many games have installed switches that detect pirated copies and act accordingly, like ending the user's game after 20 minutes. Ubisoft has come under fire multiple times for what players have seen as highly restrictive anti-piracy measures that annoy legitimate users as much or more so than pirates. But some more-mischievous developers have used tricks similar to the vuvuzela fanfare to mess with pirates. Batman: Arkham Asylum lets unauthorized users play through the game as if it were a normal copy, with a single exception: Batman's cape-glide ability doesn't work, rendering the game impossible to finish — although you might bash your head against it trying to make what are now impossible jumps. If you pirate Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, brace yourself for an explosion, as your entire base will detonate within 30 seconds of loading the game."

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  1. It needs copy protection? by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, people would copy a game playing Michael Jackson? Seems like the vuvuzelas are redundant.

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    1. Re:It needs copy protection? by cashman73 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would think that with such a game, the copy protection used would be that every time it's loaded, part of the game would disappear. Kind of like what happened to Michael's face every time he had plastic surgery. But then again, that may not be actual copy protection -- it seems to me that it would enhance the "Michael Jackson experience",. . .

    2. Re:It needs copy protection? by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whatever medication you are on, adjust the dose. More, less, just pick a direction and try it for a while.

      In between your struggles to "keep you and your future generations alive", I would try to get some bed rest. Oh, and yes, we know that Monsanto is a bunch of asshat tried to take over the food world by patenting everything and sue farmers who put back seeds, but in between anxiety attacks, we like to read about video games.

      And good luck with the music career.

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    3. Re:It needs copy protection? by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Informative

      More like you've been struck by...a total idiot. While this particular "trick" is obvious to anyone NOT what the real game is supposed to be like, one of the things that helped to kill the developers of Titan's Quest on the PC was their frankly insane copy protection. It would make a "pirated" game glitch, skip, and be all around unplayable for any length of time, but of course word quickly got out that "The game is a buggy POS" and people avoided it like the clap. It didn't help that the developers were so damned paranoid that ANYONE that complained of a bug was automatically labeled a pirate by them.

      It is a damned shame I didn't somehow save the chatboard because me and one of the developers got into a nasty argument over that, with me going so far as to show him a pic of the game box sitting on top of my local paper with the date visible and he STILL accused me of being a pirate, saying I must have photoshopped the thing in the under 15 minutes it took me to take the pic and upload. Needless to say the next pic I uploaded was one of me chunking the POS game in the garbage, along with a promise to slam the game wherever it was being sold online (which I did).

      So they really have to be careful with the anti-piracy crap, and they ought to give us something in return for putting up with their shit. Personally I think there ought to be a rule that after 2 years or the developer stops pushing patches, whichever comes first, a DRM removal patch should HAVE TO be released. That way those of us that buy our game fair and square don't end up having to hunt for cracks because their &^$%&^%$&$ DRM doesn't work on modern systems, or even worse have our new machine shit itself and die because their ring 0 crap is designed for x86 and we've moved on to X64.

      A FINAL WORD OF WARNING...ALWAYS be sure to back up your machine BEFORE installing any older game on X64!!! Because I have found out the hard way that there are certain version of Starforce, safedisc, and SecuROM that will happily install on X64 but WILL NOT UNINSTALL, even with their supposed removal tools, and will cause all kinds of hell on your system! We are talking inability to hibernate or shutdown properly, random glitches, screwed up burns on your drives, it is a mess and the ONLY way I've found to fix it is to either boot into a second OS and remove the files, followed by a safe mode reg cleaning, or a full wipe and reinstall. Frankly I don't see why those damned Ring 0 DRM creators can't be busted just like malware writers, because they sure as hell can cause just as big a mess. Oh and be careful if you have both Starforce and either Safedisc or SecuROM, because certain versions will NOT play nice with each other and cause system instability! It is sad that it has gotten to the point that I just get a pirate version of my older games rather than using the discs, simply because the pirate version is less likely to mess up my X64 install.

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  2. butbutbutbutbut by Dwebtron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if they can tell it's pirated... why all the crazy piracy schemes in the first place? Why even LAUNCH the game? how can they tell?

    1. Re:butbutbutbutbut by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It turns it into a demo, which could lead to an actual game purchase.

    2. Re:butbutbutbutbut by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because if it doesn't work the pirates will continue to work at it until it does work. This way the pirates believe the game is working properly and they disrupt it.

      Believe it or not, most pirates don't sit there and play through the games they just cracked. The ones that do the pirating usually do it so they can disrupt it with their name attached saying "We're the first to hack XYZ". This is why Razor 1911 has a wiki page, because they're so damn famous.

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    3. Re:butbutbutbutbut by jackbird · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Black Sunday hack. Apparently not an urban legend.

    4. Re:butbutbutbutbut by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see two problems with this kind of approach though

      1: the code may get triggered by accident leading to a legitimate user getting frustrated at the games apparent buginess/uncompletability.
      2: pirates may not realise that the problems they are experiencing are a result of antipiracy meausres.

      Either way you have users who think the game is buggy as hell telling their friends to avoid it.

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    5. Re:butbutbutbutbut by Nursie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For the lulz?

      About 15 years ago a friend of mine had a game called "Settlers 2". Pretty standard RTS in a medieval/fantasy setting IIRC, quite cute.

      The CD it came on had visible pattern burned into it that would screw up reading the disc very easily. Using various blind copiers I managed to get a decent iso image off it. Of course the burn patterns weren't just to stop you reading it....

      If the game code did not detect the burn patterns in the CD it was running from it was very clever. Tricksy.

      In the game you had an economy based on a few things, one of which was iron. Another was pork. You needed farms to get pigs, and an abattoir to turn that into ham. The ham was then used as food for the settlers. Specifically the miners. They ate ham then went mining for iron ore, and the foundry turned out iron which you could then turn into weapons and other soldier equipment.

      After about half an hour of playing I tried to figure out why I had no army. After a lot of squinting it turned out that the iron was coming out of the mines and being carried to the foundry, which was producing.... pigs.

      I just had to laugh and mentally congratulate the developers for that.

    6. Re:butbutbutbutbut by xtracto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a third option that I see here... and makes me personally affected.

      See, each DS game is a big piece of plastic. If I want to take my DS complete game collection with me in each trip, I would need to carry all of them in a big bag.

      By format-shifting said games I bought, I am able to take just ONE cart inside the DS and have access to all the games I and my wife like.

      So, for me, buying a game that is "uncrackable" is a no go, because it means to play that game I would need to take the piece of plastic with me wherever I go.

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  3. I've been misled! by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Batman: Arkham Asylum lets unauthorized users play through the game as if it were a normal copy, with a single exception: Batman's cape-glide ability doesn't work, rendering the game impossible to finish — although you might bash your head against it trying to make what are now impossible jumps. If you pirate Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, brace yourself for an explosion, as your entire base will detonate within 30 seconds of loading the game..."

    So how is this different then the purchased, bug-ridden, unfinished versions that are pawned off on us with every release?

    1. Re:I've been misled! by billcopc · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's the joke

      In reality, the game is broken for everyone, they just now have a new scapegoat to blame the bugs on: piracy!

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  4. Red Alert 2 by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah, yes, I remember that. It was always fun to uninstall and reinstall the whole fucking game because the DRM flipped a shit over nothing at all.

  5. Re:Detection by plover · · Score: 4, Informative

    The same way they always have for the last 30 years. Bury some code that's supposed to toggle some hardware effect in the cartridge or media, check for the side effect, then crap out if it fails.

    Another way is just using attributes of the cartridges against pirates. Copies are often made on read-write media, but legitimate cartridges are read-only. So you have legitimate executable code that says "DO_MUSIC: call PLAY_MUSIC", and you add a statement that says "write to address DO_MUSIC 'call PLAY_VUVUZELA'". A legitimate cartridge can't overwrite the ROM, so it fails, and the call to PLAY_MUSIC remains in place. But on a rewritable cartridge it does overwrite it and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz happens.

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  6. Re:Detection by vux984 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Copy protection is generally a module that's linked into the system, gets called at start up, does some validation / checksumming / decryption etc. Crackers tend to attack the validation so that it returns 'all good' even when its not. Or they wait until the relevant bits are decrypted and then copy those in and bypass the validation/decryption entirely. ... its more complicated than that, but that's sort of the gist of it.

    Crackers attack the copy protection, and then once its defeated release the cracks/cracked copies.

    This piracy detection is essentially a separate redundant anti-piracy module, with the same sort of detection/validation stuff as the primary one. However it doesn't get activated at start up. It gets activated later, sometimes much later,and instead of throwing up a "not a valid copy" it instead modifies the game rules or parameters slightly.

    The idea is that the crackers won't find it. They are attacking the primary copy protection which inevitibaly falls... but often they are only interested in cracking the game, and being the releaser; they often aren't actually all that interested in playing the game itself. So once the protection appears defeated and they appear to be able to play the game they release.

    However the 2ndary copy protection is still intact, and messes with players who actually try to complete the game.

    Its not really any harder to defeat than the primary copy protection; if anything its usually easier. But since it gets missed its gets to mess with pirate copy players for a few months while it gets identified, defeated, and then new cracks are released. Meanwhile there are now bunches of people running the old cracks who might never figure it out... especially if the impact is subtle.

    The main problem with these copy protections is that like any copy protection, some times it doesn't work and legitmate customers are affected. This can be particularly troubling if the impact is subtle... so they come to think the game is just defective (which I guess it is).

  7. False premise by russotto · · Score: 5, Funny

    The vuvuzela noise isn't a copy-protection technique. It's just that the South African version of the game was the first to be cracked; it's in the legit .za copies as well.

  8. Re:Detection = failure by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The thing to remember about warez crackers, is they tend to be more skilled than the people who release the games. Trying to outsmart them is a fallacy.

    Then why don't they try, I dunno, maybe writing their own games instead of leeching off the work of others!

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  9. Re:Detection = failure by gman003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The point of DRM, from the publisher's perspective, isn't to prevent piracy - it's to delay it. Most of the sales will happen within the first week, due to the advertising focus - look at all the huge launches like Halo or Call of Duty, that sell millions in a day. If a game can stay uncracked for a month, the DRM is considered to have done its job exceptionally. If you can make DRM that takes a full day to test, and which would take several attempts to circumvent fully, you can easily delay the piracy of the game long enough that potential pirates instead go out and buy the game.

  10. Re:Detection by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Anyone know how they detect pirated copies?"

    One very old scheme is to embed a checksum of the code segment inside the binary itself and then check it at runtime. It's not foolproof but it will identify most pirated copies with zero chance of false positives.

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  11. Old school trick by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found one of these when I was a teenager. Freaking subtle. Brilliant.

    Steve Jackson's OGRE, for the Commodore 64.

    I bought it. And did what any good geek would do. Made a backup and played that. And I could never beat it. But I did eventually screw up that disc - the old 5 1/4 discs did mess up fairly often. Especially in the 1541 drive.

    So I played the original. And beat it. Made another backup. Couldn't beat it. A light went off.

    I did a statistical analysis. All I did was fire at treads for several games. They're supposed to be hit 33% of the time regardless of weapon or circumstance. On the backup copy, it was close to 17%. On the original copy about 33%.

    They built a single column shift into the game if it detects its a copy.

    EVIL.

    Especially seeing as how - wait for it - I was a paying customer. Thanks guys.

    On the plus side, I did get really good at that game. You had to be playing at a column shift disadvantage.

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    1. Re:Old school trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Steve Jackson here, posting as Anonymous Coward. Fnord.

      I had not heard that story, but it could be true. Origin was under no obligation to discuss copy protection stunts with me, so "I didn't know" /= "It didn't happen." Still, if this is the first I've heard of it in 20-odd years, it held up pretty well.

      A column shift on the whole CRT would have been trivially easy to detect, as attacks that should hit 1/6 of the time will now hit exactly never. A good player will wind up making some of those 1/6 chance (1 to 2) shots every game, unproductive though they are, just to use up odd bits of firepower. So perhaps, if this is really going on, it is a shift only on tread attacks, or only on attacks with odds of 1 to 1 or better?

  12. Re:Great marketing? by Superdarion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know, maybe it's just me, but right now, after reading your post (and many before, as well as the summary and, of course, the tittle) I just can't seem to remember the name of the game.

    The only thing in my head is "vuvuzela".

  13. M$ should add removeing the old DRM to malware rem by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    M$ should add removeing the old DRM systems that don't work in X64 to the MS malware remove windows update.