Julian Assange's Online Dating Profile Leaked

Ponca City writes "The Telegraph reports that an online dating profile created by Julian Assange in 2006 has been unearthed from OKCupid disclosing that the WikiLeaks editor sought 'spirited, erotic' women 'from countries that have sustained political turmoil.' Writing under the pseudonym of British science fiction author Harry Harrison, Assange described himself as a 'passionate, and often pig headed activist intellectual.' Assange said he was seeking a 'siren for [a] love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy' adding that he was 'directing a consuming, dangerous human rights project which is, as you might expect, male dominated' and added enigmatically: 'I am DANGER, ACHTUNG.' Among Assange's listed interests were the 'structure of reality' and 'chopping up human brains' – although he added the caveat '(neuroscience background)' lest the latter put off potential admirers. 'I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil,' Assange wrote. 'Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane. OK. Not only women!'"

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Re:Anonymous Coward

[RobotRunAmok]

>He's a douche.

>>Why?

Because he uses an online dating service and styles his hair like the guy from Flock of Seagulls?

Re:so what?

[DNS-and-BIND]

Yeah. That would be a great idea. And I want a pony, too!

The truth is, Assange IS Wikileaks. He built the whole website as a monument to himself. It wasn't as some sort of block to totalitarianism, it's a testament to his Ameriphobia. We attempt to destroy that which we do not understand. Intelligence agencies do keep a limited supply of "honey traps" on hand. The most telling detail of his story was while he was with some CIA whore, and the whole time he was reading stories about himself online instead of sticking his tongue down her throat. You'd figure that if he really was against IMPERALISM AND CHRISTIANITY BLARRGHARGHBL he maybe could have kept his dick in his pants for a while. But no, he fell for the oldest trick in the book, and now there's a cell waiting for him in United States Penitentiary Administrative Maximum Facility, Florence, Colorado, right alongside other Ameriphobes like Yu Kikumura and Timothy McVeigh.