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Julian Assange's Online Dating Profile Leaked

Posted by samzenpus on from the leaker-love dept.

Ponca City writes "The Telegraph reports that an online dating profile created by Julian Assange in 2006 has been unearthed from OKCupid disclosing that the WikiLeaks editor sought 'spirited, erotic' women 'from countries that have sustained political turmoil.' Writing under the pseudonym of British science fiction author Harry Harrison, Assange described himself as a 'passionate, and often pig headed activist intellectual.' Assange said he was seeking a 'siren for [a] love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy' adding that he was 'directing a consuming, dangerous human rights project which is, as you might expect, male dominated' and added enigmatically: 'I am DANGER, ACHTUNG.' Among Assange's listed interests were the 'structure of reality' and 'chopping up human brains' – although he added the caveat '(neuroscience background)' lest the latter put off potential admirers. 'I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil,' Assange wrote. 'Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane. OK. Not only women!'"

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  1. Re:Hmm... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    makes me want to make sure I delete my dating profile from POF. It doesn't work anyhow.... :(

    Didn't work for Julian. He had to start an international NGO to get chicks.

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  2. from the ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "let me pick your lock with my 256 bit long key"

  3. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go on...

  4. Suspicion confirmed by Gunkerty+Jeb · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was on the fence about the whole rape-charge thing until I read this article. That online dating profile is no doubt the profile of a rapist.

    1. Re:Suspicion confirmed by md65536 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yep. He even expresses interest in women. Case closed in my book.

      "Assange said he was seeking a 'siren' for [a] love affair," -- as in, police van siren???
      "children" -- anyone care to wonder why he is seeking CHILDREN??? sick.
      "and occasional criminal conspiracy'" -- what, like condom-related international sextreason?!

      Mod parent up a promotion to be a court judge. We need more people like you, who are able to extract the truth immediately based on personal opinion and nothingness, rather than people who will waste time bothering with facts and evidence and logic and reason.

  5. Re:Hmm... by x2A · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then I shall too! Mine's gonna be "RubberLeaks".

    Crap, he's already done that one too :-/

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  6. Re:Hmm... by masmullin · · Score: 4, Funny

    eHarmony rejected me.

    Seriously, Im not joking (even though its fucking funny).

  7. Re:Hmm... by masmullin · · Score: 3, Funny

    try having some interests other than computers

    I did try, and failed. Whats my next move?

  8. Re:Hmm... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sell cocaine. There is literally no way you can fail.

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  9. Re:Hmm... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or pretend you have dangerous humanitarian activities. You'll have sex with two different girls in three days and with a CIA agent if you are lucky !

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