NSS Labs Browser Report Says IE Is the Best, Google Disagrees
adeelarshad82 writes "Independent testing company NSS Labs recently published a report on the ability of popular browsers to block socially engineered malware attack URLs. The test, funded by Microsoft, reported a 99 percent detection rate by Internet Explorer 9 beta, 90 percent by Internet Explorer 8, and 3 percent by Google Chrome. However, Google doesn't entirely approve of this report's focus and conclusions. According to Google not only didn't the report use Chrome 6 for the tests, the current version is Chrome 8; it also focused just on socially engineered malware, while excluding vulnerabilities in plug-ins or browsers themselves. Google defended its browser by claiming that it was built with security in mind and emphasized protection of users from drive-by downloads and plug-in vulnerabilities."
Note that the report focus on socially engineered malware which is actually a huge problem currently. This includes all those malicious links on twitter, facebook, instant messaging and so on. They are coming directly from your friends, so most people assume they are safe. If Internet Explorer 9 beta blocks 99% of those and Chrome only 3%, that makes a huge difference.
Just like the days of worms automatically spreading over the internet via remote exploits are quite much gone, the amount of drive-by download exploits is lowering too. However a well-crafted socially engineered attack will always work on people and as a bonus it works across all browsers and even on Mac OSX and Linux. That is, if browser isn't itself trying to prevent those, like Internet Explorer 9 is. With IE's sandboxing and this feature, IE9 is surely starting to look like a really secure browser for people to use. Now, if companies would just start updating their stuff and abandon IE6...
It's not clear why Microsoft and NSS Labs waited until December to release the results.
Maybe it's like the last time this happened?
Furthermore, Moy said, the study started as a private test for Microsoft's engineering team, which was seeking to make internal improvements. "They decided to release it based on the positive results. Many of the test reports we write do not get released by vendors, but they do get used to improve products. So what does 'sponsored' mean in this case?"
So you (internally) strike a deal to test your browser (but also your competitors') with an "independent company" that you pay to perform this service. You get to define the "success parameters" of the test. Then you get the results back and you fix everything. After that time spent fixing has passed, you release the report and add that you have fixed all the problems with your product. Unsurprisingly, you look really really good when this news hits. Since your competitor is not also paying NSS Labs, NSS has no reason to update the report to meet the latest and greatest version of browsers. Meanwhile you can decide if your competitor's browser performed inadequately enough or not for the report -- maybe you even select the success parameters afterward? Heck, you already waited to see if you could release the report.
Independent? HA!
My work here is dung.
Google is complaining that a report on socially engineered attacks is only focused on socially engineered attacks? And they're whining that a study done back when Chrome 6 was the most recent release doesn't mention Chrome 8, which is currently the most recent release? Seriously?
This: "The test, funded by Microsoft"
According to Google not only didn't the report use Chrome 6 for the tests where as the current version is Chrome 8...
Should it be:
According to Google not only did the report use Chrome 6 for the tests, whereas the current version is Chrome 8...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
REGARDING: Claims by NSS Labs of Chrome vs. IE Security.
Comment:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm well aware of what social engineering is, but what are "socially engineered malware attack URLs"? Those things that pop up in my inbox say "check out this picture of us!" with a link that looks like someone smashed their head on the keyboard?
But really, those five words are the #1 takeaway.
and pay some attention to the Wikileaks wars?
Thanks in advance.
Yours In Osh,
K. Trout, C.T.O.
As independent as a politician that accepts campaign contributions from AT&T or SEIU.
An "independent" test that was "funded by Microsoft". WTF? How is that independent?
Perhaps Google shouldn't have used OpenBSD code in their browser, then :)
Looks like the test was a perfect example of social engineering.
Independent my ass
TIAEAE!
"According to Google not only didn't the report use Chrome 6 for the tests where as the current version is Chrome 8"
Should that say "not only did"?
According to Google not only didn't the report use Chrome 6 for the tests where as the current version is Chrome 8
dude, really? couldn't you have said it without using a double negative?
Seriously. What were they even testing? I was under the impression that social engineering was a security flaw in the user, not in the application. Reading the report, it sounds like they were just testing the browsers' databases of known malware/phishing sites. Which, really, has little to do with the security of the browser itself.
...researchers discovered that hot supermodels would be most fulfilled in a relationship with Slashdot user GodfatherofSoul*.
* This study funded by GodfatherofSoul
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
So Google is not quite as bad as MS, but complaining that a reviewer used an old version is a tried and true attempt at diverting attention for genuine deficits in the product.
"She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
at being a huge security hole.
That's been true for years... I don't care what any study says.
Especially one paid for by microsoft... Jeez... at least setup a shell company and have them pay for the study. at least put some thought into your lies microsoft. come on now
"microsoft funded". Google could by rights fund a test of the current Chrome version against IE7/IE8 version from one or two years ago unpatched.
They would have had to intentionally install a old version of chrome with a standalone installer, and prevent it from updating by circumventing google updater which silently updates chrome. Talk about stacking a test.
After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
The scope is very, very limited. It only focused on socially engineered malware, like popping up windows that look like windows alerts.
What did they do, have a bunch of illiterate idiots using the other browsers to skew the results? I fail to see how you can have an objective test about "socially engineered malware". Maybe IE got a high score because it annoys the hell out of you with annoying popups (that most users would just ignore anyway). I *HIGHLY* doubt the accuracy of these results.
IE Smart filtering and anti phishing "technology" is a load of bullshit anyway.
DNA -- National Dyslexic Association
I stopped reading after "The test, funded by Microsoft,"
kthx.
Of course, they forgot to mention that most other browsers don't need explicit prompts and notifications against socially engineered malware attacks since the other browsers are not as vulnerable.
DNA -- National Dyslexic Association
The test has an odd kind of validity; The foolish who choose Internet Explorer (instead of Firefox, Chrome, Safari or Opera) would be also the foolish victims of "Socially Engineered Malware". That is, the web browser for dupes protects its users from the same vulnerability which causes them to use it.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
I think you missed the other important part: "Also, the version of Chrome that NSS says all this about is two major versions behind the current stable release, while the version of IE they say is better is the current beta release."
A more relevant comparison would be IE 8 to Chrome 8 (current generally release version of both version), or IE 9 to Chrome 9 (current publicly available pre-release version of each browser.)
Perhaps someone should do a similar comparison, but using Chrome 9 and IE 6, instead...
Same ol' Microsoft FUD.
They're closing the barn door after the barn burnt down and all the horses are bolted.
Just ask them how Bing is doing to hear paeans about how well that's doing.
Switching the rails on the flacks is trivial, you just have to ask 'em the right question.
Fact is that Microsoft OWNS the business desktop and business things tied to it, but THAT'S ALL.
Browsing is something that occurs OFF the business desktop and NOBODY TRUSTS MICROSOFT not to rat them out to the corporate IT department.
That's why Chrome is a fast riser.
That's why Google is so big in web searches.
That's why Android is the "up and coming" and phone app system.
That's why Apple OWNS the consumer "Intelligent Appliance" space (iPod, iPad, IPhone, Macs of all stripes,)
That's why Nintendo, Sony and X-Box are ducking it out over CONTENT (the best game experience,) in the console space,.
Screw Microsoft... They've been screwing your workplace for years.
For 90% of workers, the money that is spent on IT is money that comes out of THEIR pockets.
Be afraid... BE VERY AFRAID /.ers,
MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
I know this isn't in the spirit of the other posts on this topic today, but I applaud MS for concentrating on security and the best interests of their end users. It's good to see they are taking these matters seriously as part of the product development process.
Don't get me wrong, I'm always happy when security is improved -- even in the most hated of products by the most hated of companies. The problem I have is when marketing gets a hold of this and spins it to attack competitors, thereby improving the public perception of their own product. This could have all been avoided had Microsoft just kept the report internal like most of NSS Labs' customers. And doing so while comparing the latest IE9 to Chrome 6 and releasing that to the public as a 'current' report now ... well, that's what I have a problem with. If a Chrome user read that report as today's news they're going to think that it's been done with today's Chrome.
My work here is dung.
I must have missed the part where Net Applications is a shill for Mozilla, Google, and/or Apple.
The credibility issue here is with a Microsoft. A company that has been shown, time and again, that they're not above tweaking the facts (lying) about their products and their competitors' products. That, and the fact that they paid for this supposed bit of research.
FTFY
"The test, funded by Microsoft..."
That told me everything I needed to know.
MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
Woah.
I haven’t seen style this terrible in a long, long while. Even the GNAA trolls are more legible.
Ignore this signature. By order.
I always suspected Microsoft was best, now thank's to NSS my suspicions are confirmed.
he`s no troll, thats ranting
trolling includes lies and links to 'strange' porn
warning pointless sig
Comment removed based on user account deletion
was all I needed to read. After that tidbit of information, all else is superfluous. "Honey, am I fat?" Gets a similar kind of response from a man not wanting divorce. OF COURSE the supplier of the cash came out on top. OF COURSE! Was there any other possibility? NO! Its either a 'keep testing till we win' kind of situation, a 'game the numbers' situation, or the cheapest, and most effective: 'get your marketing department to write something nice, no testing required' kind of situation. If the cash amount is set, no testing means more money left afterwards for drinks and dining at the club house. Microsoft has been having 'independent, fully paid' tests like this for years. You didn't expect them to start telling the truth now, did you? After all these years?
With a tip of the hat to the sig on /. that I first read this from...
IE - the best browser for downloading another browser.
Now we can do so with confidence!
"Woah. I haven't seen style this terrible in a long, long while. Even the GNAA trolls are more legible." - by cp.tar (871488) on Wednesday December 15, @05:22PM (#34567244)
See subject-line above, & it appears that 150 others here on /. seem to disagree w/ your "professional opinion" on writing style (not)...
On that note? Well, see list below:
+5 'modded up' posts by "yours truly" (8):
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1139485&cid=26975021
http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1884922&cid=34350102
http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1872982&cid=34264190
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1139485&cid=26974507
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=170545&cid=14210206
http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=175774&cid=14610147
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1806946&cid=33777976
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1901826&cid=34490450
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+4 'modded up' posts by "yours truly" (5):
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=161862&cid=13531817
http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=167071&cid=13931198
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1290967&cid=28571315
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1461288&cid=30273506
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+3 'modded up' posts by "yours truly" (6):
http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=155172&cid=13007974
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=166850&cid=13914137
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=175857&cid=14615222
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=273931&threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&cid=20291847
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1021873&cid=25681261
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+2 'modded up' posts by "yours truly" (27):
http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1907266&cid=34529608
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=158231&cid=13257227
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1361585&cid=29360367
http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=158310&cid=13263898
http://it.slashdot.org/comm
Running Windows 7 x64 Professional on my HP netbook. Surfing using Chrome with no plugins on reddit.com. Thousands of other people did as well with various other browsers (see reddit announcement).
It came in through an ad utilizing a Java exploit. I was only 1 minor release behind on updating my JRE. Since this incident and the 45 minutes it took me to get rid of the stupid thing, I now surf with Firefox + adblock + noscript addons. It's just not worth it. I used to be OK with ads and even clicked on them occasionally but forget it now.
I have to say that was I absolutely shocked that Chrome let something like that through and that it was able to infect my system even though I never run as an admin user. Windows Security Essentials detected it but still let it infect my system and was unable to clean it out, so I ended up cleaning it out manually.
I'm a big tall mofo.
IE comes up on top.
......
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i mean, what we are supposed to even start thinking about this
Read radical news here
Google defended its browser by claiming that it was built with security in mind and emphasized protection of users from drive-by downloads and plug-in vulnerabilities.
I found this line to be quite disgusting. I am very pro google but the chrome team has continually ignored the need for NoScript. A browser without NoScript isn't secure in any way shape or form.
Please don't feed the APK
Those who advocate genocide deserve every protection afforded by law, and none afforded by common human decency.
There are lot of paid tests, but you pay a fixed fee for a standard test for YOUR equipment. No company can pay KEMA (I presume the dutch equivelant of LU) to test a competitors equipment and KEMA will never ever come out with a comparitive report. Your product either passes its test or not and that is all.
This is a bought report that tests a BETA of the paying company against 2 versions outdated production release of a competitor. If you can't see the bias right there, well... I think it is amazing that medical science has advanced so far that people born without a brain can survive!
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
Shut the fuck up you stupid douchebag cp.tar . Who do you think you are, some english writing critic fuckface? Prove to us that you have qualifications as a professor of English then you illiterate little 1 sentence writing FUCK!
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1900072&cid=34480810 and this section of /. isn't the english grammar section (is there such a section, moron?). You're an off-topic little scumbag troll.
TL:DR as off topic douchebag
URA trolling 8 digit luserID loser who just created yet another bullshit trolling account. Do you think your douchebaggishness fools anyone you off topic trolling moron?
Your conditions for understanding English have changed from just requiring having a PhD in it to having a PhD in it and instructing it for decades? I guess someone that did actually have a PhD in it must have pulled you up at some point. by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 16, @01:58AM (#34571046)
Where's your phd in English then? Did your dog eat it along with your homework? No. You're just another out of work trolling off topic douche. I've yet to see any slashdot troll have a phd in anything.
Okay, you are officially crazy. by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 16, @01:04AM (#34570808)
Does a PHD in Psychiatry come with your "snap prognosis" Dr. Quack? Or are you just another troll with no qualifications in the psychiatric sciences, just like cp.tar is in English (since he hasn't shown us his PHD in English yet, and he probably never will)
Informative, but crazy. by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 16, @01:04AM (#34570808)
150:1 odds as the ratio of his readability of his posts tends to put cp.tar into his place: He doesn't dare even reply after that.
"Reading the report, it sounds like they were just testing the browsers' databases of known malware/phishing sites" - by gman003 (1693318) on Wednesday December 15, @03:51PM (#34565790)
Per my subject-line above? With a GOOD UP-TO-DATE HOSTS FILE?? You don't even NEED to do that!
I update mine daily, from these reliable & reputable sources (for blocking out KNOWN bad sites/servers/host-domain names etc.):
GOOD INFORMATION ON MALWARE BEHAVIOR LISTING BOTNET C&C SERVERS + MORE (AS WELL AS REMOVAL LISTS FOR HOSTS):
http://ddanchev.blogspot.com/
http://www.malware.com.br/lists.shtml
http://www.stopbadware.org/
http://blog.fireeye.com/
http://mtc.sri.com/
http://news.netcraft.com/
http://www.shadowserver.org/
REGULARLY UPDATED HOSTS FILES SITES (reputable/reliable sources):
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm
http://someonewhocares.org/hosts/
http://hostsfile.org/hosts.html
http://hostsfile.mine.nu/downloads/
http://hosts-file.net/?s=Download
https://zeustracker.abuse.ch/monitor.php?filter=online
Spybot "Search & Destroy" IMMUNIZE feature (fortifies HOSTS files with KNOWN bad servers blocked)
And yes: Even SLASHDOT &/or The Register help!
(Via articles on security (when the source articles they use are "detailed" that is, & list the servers/sites involved in attempting to bushwhacker others online that is... not ALL do!)).
2 examples thereof in the past I have used, & noted it there, are/were:
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1898692&cid=34473398
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1896216&cid=34458500
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So, IF/WHEN you have a HOSTS file that has up to date blocking data in it? There's really no real need to do "browser based checks" of URL's, other than for "layered-security" purposes (which isn't a BAD THING TO DO, & it's the "current trend" for better security online).
Besides: IE, FireFox, and Opera ALL have methods for blocking out known bad sites already:
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Opera has URLFILTER.INI (Spybot S&D populates this, alongside the Opera community doing updates to it too)
FireFox has an analog to Opera's filter file (which is what SpyBot S&D populates alongside a HOSTS file too vs. known bad sites)
IE has "restricted zones"
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Still - the folks @ MS doing this in IE9 (which I use here)? Not a bad thing at all, for "layered-security"...
APK
P.S.=> Even the folks @ WIKIPEDIA aren't against blacklists like HOSTS:
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PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT (from -> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/12/16/wikileaks_mirror_malware_warning_row/ )
"we are in favour of 'Blacklists', be it for mail servers or websites
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Why? Well, because they work... especially for layered security online... apk
Non è vero!
Prima di tutto il test risale a Settembre 2010, e il meccanismo di reputazione di Internet Explorer 9 di sicuro non poteva influenzare il test allora (ma neanche adesso).
Poi il test è sponsorizzato da Microsoft e guarda caso Internet Explorer è primo. E poi se leggete il report vedrete che la metodica è fallata, perchè questi della NSS hanno scelto i siti da testare in base a dei "loro criteri" mah!?!
Solito marketing made Microsoft!
From the sounds of it you have.
In regards to THIS from you? Heh, ok:
"I guess someone that did actually have a PhD in it must have pulled you up at some point" - by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 16, @01:58AM (#34571046)
Nope, rather, I've been the one helping & correcting PHD's in the arena of the computer sciences over time, to wit:
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1. I've helped a PHD named Dr. Mark Russinovich (Microsoft) fix up a program of his that Mr. Russinovich had hardcoded called pagedefrag (despite his having a PHD) and Mr. Russinovich even thanked me in email, in late 2002/early 2003!
2. I'm also the same person that showed that same PHD that Exchange Servers are helped by Memory Optimizers (and much more also) in 2003 at Windows IT Pro magazine forums.
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Seems I've actually helped, or taken on & gotten the better of, PHD's!
(Heck, I used to do work for the same firm Dr. Russinovich also did work for, in the mid 1990's to the late 1990's, in Sunbelt Software, as well!)
So - Have you?
APK
P.S.=> I'm still waiting for the PHD in English I asked for proof of from you (since you tried to troll me on writing style, & I put up over 150 modded up posts that say the opposite of your "expert opinion" on 'writing style' (the last refuge of the troll, off-topic though it is: Is there even an ENGLISH GRAMMAR SECTION HERE ON THIS FORUMS? No!)... apk
he`s no troll, thats ranting
trolling includes lies and links to 'strange' porn
I didn’t say I considered him a troll. I was simply expressing how appalled I was by his writing style.
Ignore this signature. By order.
Please don't feed the APK
Well, this’ll teach me all right.
Ignore this signature. By order.
I put up 150++ other posts of mine that were modded up (meaning they were obviously easy enough to read, except for you, because of your 2nd grade reading comprehension level), vs. your trolling:
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1912006&cid=34568426
Especially since you saw fit to try to say "how bad my 'writing style'" is!
It seems you are outnumbered 150:1 as the ratio on the opinion of my "writing style", eh? LMAO!
Still - As off topic as that is, ON YOUR PART (you troll), & by the by - IS THERE AN "ENGLISH GRAMMAR" SECTION OF THIS FORUMS?
Answer = NO!
(That makes you DOUBLY off-topic, as well as a troll!)
APK
P.S.=>
"Well, this’ll teach me all right." - by cp.tar (871488) on Friday December 17, @05:50AM (#34585472) Journal
I thought a PHD was "the height of learning"? Hmmm, well, then again?? You STILL HAVE TO PRODUCE YOUR PHD IN ENGLISH!
(You know - the ONE YOU DON'T HAVE!)
apk
"I haven’t had an online stalker in quite a long time" - by cp.tar (871488) on Friday December 17, @05:49AM (#34585468) Journal
Per my subject-line above? YOU CAME IN HERE TROLLING ME, OFF TOPIC & ALL!
See here:
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1912006&cid=34567244
(Pal, listen: You don't have the information & evidences to disprove 150 others modding up my posts vs. your "off topic trolling" on "writing style" (is there an "english grammar/writing style" forums here? NO!), nor do you have the skills & experiences (or education) in the computer sciences to disprove any facts I post either!)
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"No, I do not have a PhD in English. I am, however, a few exams away from a degree in both English and Linguistics. And no, I am not a native English speaker." - by cp.tar (871488) on Friday December 17, @05:49AM (#34585468) Journal
Then who the HELL ARE YOU, to even BEGIN to TRY to tell myself, who has dual degrees to his name in myself (B.S. level &/or A.A.S level as well) in the computer sciences (CSC & MIS), as well as 17 yrs. of professional experience in the art & sciences of computing on my part?
Do YOU have the same? No, obviously.
Especially when I put up contrary evidence to my "writing style" being JUST FINE in the eyes of others here (150++ mod ups no less) -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1912006&cid=34568426
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"I’m usually more attentive to my stalkers, even if they be anonymous. Or even Anonymous.." - by cp.tar (871488) on Friday December 17, @05:49AM (#34585468) Journal
Well, posting as "AC" on my part is better than being what you are - a "registered LUSER", because of your post history alone, you're SO EASILY TRACKED FOR TROLLING, it's not even funny!
(That makes you doubly stupid!)
APK
P.S.=> Lastly/in any event? I've decided to "grace you" with a "theme song" (for your role as "Capt. Troll", lmao).
I made SURE it was especially "cheesy", to fit you, in fact... take a listen (lol):
"THEME FOR THE 'TROLL SQUAD'":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd85Qim_Z6A
ROTFLMAO! I can just see it now - the people running @ the start (replace "The MOD SQUAD" logo with "The TROLL SQUAD, instead... lol!) are people afflicted with viruses and slowness + tracking from adbanners... the 1st white fellow runs into the black fellow & the girl, and they all tell one another about HOSTS files (& other measures to protect themselves)!
Then, OUT COMES "CAPT. TROLL" from outta the woodwork (lmao) when "TIGE ANDREWS" shows us, but you have to place a "thought balloon" in there over his head, saying:
"Oh nooooes: Users are 'getting wise' to how to protect themselves vs. my leeching their money in online speed slow ups due to adbanners, and they are also getting away from the malware that come in adbanners too, taking away my malware monies or repair fees I get as a tech for something they ought to never be seeing! I have to TROLL THIS!" - Capt. TROLL!
(ROTFLMAO!)... apk
"he`s no troll, thats ranting" - by monkyyy (1901940) on Wednesday December 15, @05:50PM (#34567626)
First of all - Is there an English grammar section here? No.
Thus, cp.tar/Capt. Troller IS OFF TOPIC, POINT-BLANK NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
(cp.tar alias "Capt. Troller", lmao, of "THE TROLL SQUAD" ->
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1912006&cid=34587112 )
Hey - it also appears you are one also, a troll! That's ok too: You're very easy to "get the better of", as you dull brained trolling dolts usually are (via facts).
(Perhaps you're cp.tar/"Capt. Troller"'s his "evil henchman"?)
I mean, hey - LOOK @ YOU w/ a "BRAND NEW" 8 digit registered LUSER ID too, no less on your part!
(That? Just too transparent/obvious - you're the same guy as cp.tar (as far as I am concerned... it's TOO obvious!))
cp.tar (alias "capt. troller", lol) also lacks that PHD in English too, "big surprise" that (lol, not) &, above all else here? Hell - he CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH CORRECTLY himself!
(As cp.tar/Capt. Troller had noted English is not his native language)
LMAO, & he's trying to "school me" there?
(Myself being in possession of dual degrees around the computer sciences (+ 43 yrs. of speaking & writing the language) & the fact I have been INTERNATIONALLY PUBLISHED for my ideas & programs in respected publications around the computer sciences a dozen times since 1996...??
Please...
His off topic trolling on "writing style" (the oldest troll trick in the book no less & very transparent (the "last resort" of trolls usually))?
Useless & effete (right up there with down mods that are technically unjustified)...
Especially since I instantly produced 150++ other people who thought my 'writing style' is just fine. That's 150:1 difference of opinion, BY FAR!
(This is too, Too, TOO EASY... just TOO EZ!)
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"trolling includes lies and links to 'strange' porn" - by monkyyy (1901940) on Wednesday December 15, @05:50PM (#34567626)
LOL, no, I just linked to your & cp.tar's (alias for "Capt. TROLLER", lol) "theme song"... because NO OFF TOPIC TROLL SHOULD GO WITHOUT ONE!
APK
P.S.=> For the "theme song" to the "TROLL SQUAD" alone? Hey - I figure you 2 owe me! You now are COMPLETE (troll theme song & all, rotflamo!)... apk
"I didn’t say I considered him a troll. I was simply expressing how appalled I was by his writing style" - by cp.tar (871488) on Friday December 17, @05:48AM (#34585466) Journal
Answer = NO, there is NO ENGLISH GRAMMAR SECTION HERE on this forums (per my subject-line above) - that makes YOU, off topic, first of all!
LMAO - secondly?
Since you're already GUILTY of being said off-topic "troll", because there is no "english grammar" forums section here? (and you're CERTAINLY NO PHD IN ENGLISH & thus, no expert in it anyhow?)
Well, I also posted 150++ mod ups from others here that they gave me -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1912006&cid=34587112 illustrating my writing is JUST FINE??
YOU? You don't have a leg to stand on here, period...
APK
P.S.=> So, "that all 'said & aside'"?? A BIT OF HUMOR FOR YOU IN YOUR HONOR:
I decided to 'grace you' w/ a theme song (+ video too, no less, lol):
I also made DOUBLE SURE it was especially "cheesy", to fit you, in fact... take a listen (lol):
"THEME FOR THE 'TROLL SQUAD'":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd85Qim_Z6A
ROTFLMAO!
I can just see it now - the people running @ the start (replace "The MOD SQUAD" logo with "The TROLL SQUAD, instead... lol!) are people afflicted with viruses and slowness + tracking from adbanners...
The 1st white fellow runs into the black fellow & the girl, and they all tell one another about HOSTS files or other security-related topics vs. malware etc. (& other measures to protect themselves)!
Then, OUT COMES "CAPT. TROLL" from outta the woodwork (when TIGE ANDREWS APPEARS, lol), but you have to place a "thought balloon" in there over his head, saying:
"Oh nooooes: Users are 'getting wise' to how to protect themselves vs. my leeching their money in online speed slow ups due to adbanners, and they are also getting away from the malware that come in adbanners too, taking away my malware monies or repair fees I get as a tech for something they ought to never be seeing! I have to TROLL THIS!" - Capt. TROLL!
(ROTFLMAO!)... apk
See subject line, but then again? You're always off topic and you're not much on keeping on the actual subject at hand, are you, goofball?? So, like the subject above says, shut up already: You've already managed to get a troll theme song already.
I'll simply ask the question(s) again now:
1.) Is there an english grammar checking forums on this website?
2.) Is this the English grammar section of this forums??
3.) Are you on topic at all here???
(The rest of us know the answer to that, thing is though, do YOU????)
APK
P.S.=> Is this the English grammar section of this forums, & are you on topic?? apk
"Mod points are no proof of writing style quality." - by cp.tar (871488) on Friday December 17, @06:44PM (#34594774)
Your lack of a PHD in English doesn't make YOU an expert on it though, does it? No, it does not. So, answer the question in my subject line above also... your evading it makes you seem either illiterate, OR, avoiding the fact you'll have to answer it and show yourself as an off-topic troll (pretty simple).
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"Your posts, however, are proof enough of your disturbed mental state." - by cp.tar (871488) on Friday December 17, @06:44PM (#34594774)
Sure, sure - now, care to produce your PHD in Psychiatry, as well as your license to practice it, as well as a formally administered examination of my mental state by you, & in a formal professional setting?
(We already know the answer to that, it's the same as you having no PHD in English to make you even SOMEWHAT of an "authority" on the subject).
You off-topic trolls (the "down-mod squad", lmao) are making me laugh, so hard, it's unreal... you can't PAY for this kind of entertainment!
APK
P.S.=> You're an off-topic troll, because the main thing here is, this is NOT the "english grammar section" of this forums (there isn't even such a section to begin with, showing you're way, Way, WAY off topic!)... apk
The use of "evidences thereof" is a widely used phrase, see here:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=%22evidences+thereof%22
Don't try to "school me" on English, fool... it's the main language I have been using for 43 yrs. now (along w/ 3 others I speak & write fluently also).
APK
"You know, I haven't had this much fun reading spittle-flecked posts in a while. Ever since my favorite religious zealot left my favorite forum. Well, I say left, but he was most probably simply banned for good. Which I guess explains why you don't bother with an account." - by cp.tar (871488) on Saturday December 18, @07:30PM (#34603462)
Why do you keep avoiding the simple questions I ask? We KNOW why:
So, I'll simply ask the question(s), again, now:
1.) Is there an english grammar checking forums on this website?
2.) Is this the English grammar section of this forums??
3.) Are you on topic at all here???
(The rest of us know the answer to that, thing is though, do YOU????)
APK
P.S.=> You don't DARE answer, do you? If you do and tell the truth (because there is no such section of the forums here on /. in an "english grammar checking" section of this forums), you'll be proved an off topic troll (which we already KNOW you are)... apk
Asking you the set of questions again though, the ones you keep avoiding:
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1.) Is there an english grammar checking forums on this website?
2.) Is this the English grammar section of this forums??
3.) Are you on topic at all here???
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(The rest of us know the answer to that, thing is though, do YOU????)
Heck - you couldn't even get your trolling right on english grammar checks - hilarious! "Somehow" (not), I don't think you will answer those 3 questions above...
APK
P.S.=> You don't DARE answer those 3 questions, do you? If you do, and tell the truth (because there is no such section of the forums here on /. in an "english grammar checking" section of this forums), you'll be proved an off topic troll (which we already KNOW you are)... apk
1.) Is there an english grammar checking forums on this website?
2.) Is this the English grammar section of this forums??
3.) Are you on topic at all here???
What's wrong with you cp.tar? Can't you read? The questions put to you are there again now and they're not especially difficult either. Your hesitancy in answering them is only proof to others and myself reading that you are, indeed, an off topic troll.
Asking you the set of questions again though, the ones you keep avoiding:
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1.) Is there an english grammar checking forums on this website?
2.) Is this the English grammar section of this forums??
3.) Are you on topic at all here???
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(The rest of us know the answer to that, thing is though, do YOU????)
APK
P.S.=>
"Delishus copy pasta. OMNOMNOM. U maek urself? U mad, APK?" - by cp.tar (871488) on Sunday December 19, @04:10PM (#34609870)
No, I am watching you run from answering 3 simple questions, which means I've done a great job on a troll like yourself - as they show you're off topic, OR per my subject-line above? You need remedial reading help, lol, because apparently?? You don't even have the ability to read & answer simple questions (and you're trying to tell ME about English? Please.))... apk
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