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  1. In other news on EFF Uncovers Widespread FBI Intelligence Violations · · Score: -1, Troll

    In other news, water is wet, gravity still pulls downward, and no you cannot have Jessica Alba.

  2. Won't pass on New Hampshire Bill Could Lead To Adoption of Approval Voting · · Score: 1

    I can think of no way this isn't equally good for everyone. In light of that, there's a very slim chance this will pass.

  3. Re:Drinking games on State of the Union Address Goes Web 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Better, simpler game: Choose a side. While that side is standing and clapping, chug. Make sure you have 9-1 already in your phone, you'll probably need it.

  4. Re:So much for security theater on Terrorists Bomb Moscow Airport · · Score: 4, Funny

    still wouldn't stop the first clever terrorist to shove the bomb up his ass.

    Since when is shoving anything up your ass considered "clever"?

  5. Re:simple solution: .riaa ghetto on RIAA Threatens ICANN Over Music-Themed gTLD Standards · · Score: 1

    There's an easy solution to this. Give them their own .riaa gtld and let them ghettoize it however they like.

    Please let this happen. So many people would block it so fast it would probably make a sonic boom or three.

  6. Re:encryption on Polynomial Time Code For 3-SAT Released, P==NP · · Score: 1

    but won't stop people with supercomputers.

    If someone with a supercomputer is trying to break your encryption, I would think you have bigger problems to worry about.

  7. Re:What is more damaging to society? on Wikileaks To Name Swiss Bank Tax Evaders · · Score: 1

    An individual who seeks to minimize his tax obligations or a government that feels that it is ENTITLED to tax everything that moves?

    First one. Second one can be seen to come along as a result of the first. I'd like to think if people didn't dodge taxes we wouldn't see so many of them.

  8. Done before on Man Tunnels Into GameStop, Steals Games · · Score: 2

    Someone's been watching a few too many bank heist movies.

  9. But on JFK Library Launches Largest Presidential Online Archive · · Score: 0

    But does it show who really shot him?

  10. Re:Alpha Protocol on Balancing Choice With Irreversible Consequences In Games · · Score: 1

    Sure their games are glitchy but...

    Every single aspect of Alpha Protocol apart from the choices/consequences system is utterly mediocre.

    So very true. It wasn't the fact that there was a "win game" button that made me dislike it. Those buttons are not all that rare. It was the fact you could collect SEVERAL "win game" buttons and just not even have a challenge anymore.

  11. Re:Buzz in Times on Jeopardy-Playing Supercomputer Beats Humans · · Score: 1

    But to a human the 5 seconds or whatever it happens to be (been years since I've watched Jeopardy) isn't much. Watson can go through a lot of possibilities in five seconds, or even just four and give the answers at the last moment.

  12. So what this is saying... on Jeopardy-Playing Supercomputer Beats Humans · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the AI triumphed, and they're calling it a huge success? I wonder how the programmers feel about this. Pretty satisfied, I'd imagine.

  13. Re:Politician Engineer on NASA Pitches Heavy Lift Vehicle To Congress · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slightly worse, I'd say. You're a single person, so you can just point at a color, whatever it may be, and call it good. They have to pass a resolution to create a committee to appoint a group to review the plans, and then squabble about who gets what in their state.

  14. Re:Retarded on Major Sites To Join ‘World IPv6 Day’ · · Score: 2

    It's precisely BECAUSE something could go wrong. A full day on a site like Facebook is more than enough time to see any major issues crop up, yet isn't long enough to deeply impact their service*.

    *I know, I know..."Facebook" and "service" in the same sentence. Hurpadurp.

    The juvenile side of me wants to make a joke off of "long enough" and "deeply impact", but I'd rather just say this: A full day on facebook is also a lot more likely to cause thousands of grandma's and others to claim the internet is broken if something goes wrong. I hope ISPs are going to be ready for support calls.

  15. Re:Lame on How To Use a Real Guitar With Rock Band 3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was a difficult decision posting this xkcd here or on a comment farther down.

  16. Re:Lemme check my calendar... on Assange Could Face Execution Or Guantanamo Bay · · Score: 3, Funny

    There was a "do not insert hand/foot/body part" warning card shoved into the blender we bought last night. I'd say a warning on the front of 1984 wouldn't be all that batty...

    I spent a second thinking about what body part you could insert that wasn't hand or foot. I immediately doubled over in sympathetic pain. Well played, sir.

  17. Re:Lemme check my calendar... on Assange Could Face Execution Or Guantanamo Bay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because the publishers felt they didn't need to put "THIS IS NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL" on the front cover of the book.

    They're regretting that decision now.

  18. What grounds? on Assange Could Face Execution Or Guantanamo Bay · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe I'm missing something, but last I knew "We don't like him" wasn't a valid reason for shipping to Gitmo or executions (not that there always is a valid reason, but still...). Assange isn't a US citizen, so that throws treason out the window, so what's the justification?

  19. Re:Sigh.... on ISPs Warn Europe — Website Blocks Don't Work · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, now. There's that whole "cruel and unusual" thing. The acid and glass, ok, but Rosie O'Donnell? That's just crossing a line.

  20. Quote from the conference on Verizon Finally Unveils Apple iPhone · · Score: 1

    "If the press writes about something long enough and hard enough, eventually it comes true"

    They have that kind of superpower and are using it for an iPhone? What about cold fusion, hovercars, faster-than-light travel, and decent tasting frozen dinners?

    Oh, and that world peace stuff, too, I guess.

  21. Re:reCAPTCHA is already "too good" on Google ReCAPTCHA Cracked · · Score: 1

    Worst I've ever seen, I don't even remember who did it, but they had white lettering on a basically white background. It was a case of "see a few letters, hope you guess the last couple right".

  22. Re:Theres only one weapon left in the arsenal on Google ReCAPTCHA Cracked · · Score: 2

    Yes, but how many of us would answer "retrograde wheelbarrow" to every position question? I know I would.

  23. Re:Good. on Hospital Wireless Networks May Be Regulated Medical Devices · · Score: 1

    I hope not, I heard it in Morgan Freeman's voice.

  24. Re:Difference on Mars Journal Issue Inspires Hundreds of One-Way Trip Volunteers · · Score: 2
  25. Re:People on Mars Journal Issue Inspires Hundreds of One-Way Trip Volunteers · · Score: 1

    but in reality 99.9999% of people would not be able to do this.

    Your numbers leave ~7000 people who would do it. I'd say that's enough to attempt a colony.