MIT Media Lab Researcher Prints Playable Flute
What if making an acoustic instrument was a matter of hitting 'print'? MIT Media Lab researcher Amit Zoran did just that. He created a flute using the Objet Geometries Connex500 3D printer. The instrument is playable and the results are surprisingly good for a first attempt. As an aside, rumour has it that Amit has a bumper sticker that reads: My other printer prints food.
I'm pretty sure anyone sporting a "Skin Bassoon" would be forced to limit his amorous endeavors to large animal husbandry...
Why yes Mrs. Smith, our man Johnson performs cow inseminations... why do you ask???
I heard an off color Tuba joke once. Would that count?
When will these 3D printers become affordable for the home user and easy to use? In other words, when will it become cheaper than printer ink?
In the category of sexual innuendos relating to orchestral instruments, I must hang my head and confess to being a Trombone player. I believe Trombone beats any other instrument, hands down, in this category.
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This was pretty disappointing; it's printed on a commercial 3D printer. We all know these can be used for printing complex objects like product prototypes. It's a bit like someone posting a news story about being able to play zork on a mainframe in the early 80s.
Now, if someone can do this on a reprap, fab@home, or some similar consumer-targetted 3d printer, that'll be really good news.
I've always wondered why they call it animal "husbandry"... I mean, c'mon, the animals are not married. Wouldn't "fatherdry" be more accurate?
I believe Trombone beats any other instrument, hands down, in this category.
Indeed, it takes both hands.
(I played the trombone in elementary school, but I grew out of it.)
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
"Husbandry" is "the management of domestic affairs and resources".
Historically, both your wife and your livestock were classified under "domestic affairs and resources". Today, we tend to step carefully around the lingering etymological implication that "husbands" are those who engage in wife management, unless some other sort of husbandry is specified; but that is still why the word is what it is, even though women have actually been promoted to human status in a number of parts of the world.
Um... Happy Wednesday, everybody?
He "printed out" a raptor skull in Jurassic Park.
Set your phasers on "funky"!
Does anyone have some bassoon jokes?
Q. Which is better, a bassoon or an oboe? A. A Bassoon - it makes more toothpicks.
So, would someone who plays a 'bone be a 'boner?
Free Martian Whores!
So does it look like a real flute, or is it more like a recorder or ocarina?
Is it really news that a 3d printer prints a flute? They've been printing all sorts of objects for a long time.
The trumpet is rare among wind instruments in that it requires only one hand.
** insert dirty joke here **
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
** insert dirty joke here **
I'm out of dirty musical jokes, but I do have a skin flute.
(...aaannnnd we come full circle.)
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
If you ever meet someone from the MIT Media Lab, ask them what floor they work on. If they work on the first floor then you're safe - typical electrical engineers working in a basement lab. If they're from the 3rd, 4th, or 5th floor, then run away before they get a chance to show you cute but mostly useless demos in the academic equivalent of Q's workshop from any James Bond movie.
One Day, they will make a printer that is capable of printing a fully functional replica of its self.
I bet there's a soviet Russia joke in there....
"Pianist" as well.
reminded of musical comedian Billy C. Wirtz's album title "Pianist Envy"
this isn't instrument-based, but:
using "Free Bird" to refer to the middle finder
rock/cock jokes
I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
Nowadays, wives engage in husband management. :P
I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
... I've been playing that skin thing for years. Now, in High School, I played trumpet. But no-one seemed to be able to find sexual innuendos for that instrument. Does anyone have some bassoon jokes?
And the folks at the Classic concert might not be amused with whit the, um results.
idk any trumpet jokes, but "trombone players do it in seven positions"... (actually trumpets also have seven common fingerings but it's more of a trombone joke)
I play bagpipes. Blow hard into the blowpipe, finger the chanter, and the drones create a background, so you provide your own accompaniment.
Not a sentence!
"Husbandry" is "the management of domestic affairs and resources".
Sounds related to "oikonomos" (oikos means house).
Another little historical irony... The word you mention is the root of the term "economics"; but, despite the fact that the root word explicitly applied to household management, one now must specify Home Economics, or something having to do with investment banking and currency arbitrage is assumed...
The word you mention is the root of the term "economics"
Kinda' my point :)
something having to do with investment banking and currency arbitrage is assumed
That's sad; I hope it also makes people think about things like production, trade, consumption, market structures (i.e. competition vs. monopoly), industry organization (small vs. large firms), the first and second welfare theorem and the use of dispersed knowledge in society.