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Houston We Have a Problem
thanosk writes "NASA has started releasing the transcripts from the early NASA missions and started with releasing the transcripts of the Apollo 13 mission and the famous 'Houston we have a problem' quote."
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The actual quote was "Houston we've had a problem".
...that would be "Houston we have an issue".
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"Houston, this is so unfair!"
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I really want to know what people are going to write for the statement that Neil Armstrong made when he stepped off the LEM ladder.
"Can we do a retake?"
Knowledge = Power
P= W/t
t=Money
Money = Work/Knowledge so the less you know the more you make
The transcripts of the Apollo missions have been available online for a long time. Apparently these are new "multimedia" transcripts, or at least transcripts with hyperlinks or whatnot, but the actual text in the transcripts have been available. I know because I read a fair few of them before...
"Give me six lines of C++ code written by the most competent programmer, and I will find enough in there to hang him."
01 00 16 12
Jim Lovell (CDR)
Gosh, we had forgotten, but we'd like to hear what the news is.
01 00 16 15
Joe Kerwin (CAPCOM)
Okay. There's not a whole lot to it. Well, let's see, we'll start with the—Let's start with sports, what the heck. The Astros survived 8 to 7, the Braves got five or six runs in the—five runs in the ninth inning, but they just made it; and in the other important game of the day, the Cubs were rained out. I have all the rest of the scores, you can tell me if you want any of them. They had earthquakes in Manila and other areas of the island of Luzon. There were three tremors and they kept the buildings shaking for about a half an hour or so, and it was about a 5 on the Richter scale.
Okay, let's see. The Beatles have announced they will no longer perform as a group. The quartet is reported to have made in excess of a half billion dollars during their short musical career. However, rumors that they will use this money to start their own space program are false. 01 00 17 24
Jim Lovell (CDR)
Maybe we could borrow some.
01 00 17 26
Joe Kerwin (CAPCOM)
(Laughter) Okay. Okay.
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
Okay, so the summary points to the root of the web site. If you'd rather not navigate through the different missions and multimedia items to find it, here's a direct link to the "Houston, we've had a problem" quote:
They called it the LEM before they changed the name to LM. IIRC, the name was changed because it was thought the word "excursion" in there made the whole thing seem too fanciful. It's still popularly called LEM though, probably because LEM is easy to pronounce as a one-syllable word, while LM can only really be pronounced "ell em", and doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as nicely. In fact, the page you link to calls it the LEM in several places.
Transcripts and audio files have been available forever at http://history.nasa.gov/afj/ (even if they actually miss Apollo 13).
Also, probably not everyone knows that in that speech Houston is not the city in Texas hosting the JSC, but the CAPCOM (no, not the company) callsign.
Apollo: hustun we has teh prob. LOL
Houston: n00bs...
Or if the boom operator accidentally lowered the microphone into the scene for a moment.
Have gnu, will travel.
My understanding is that what he meant to say was "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". That one little extra word makes the phrase make a lot more sense.
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Just an FYI: reading through the transcript I kept seeing things like "NOUN 37" and "VERB 12" - I thought these might be redactions for national security or censorship of Very Bad Words (ala the Nixon White House tapes and "expletive deleted" - but I'm dating myself to know about that). But they actually seem to be the way the internal shipboard guidance computer was controlled, with two part commands, one being an action (not surprisingly, "VERB yy") and one being an object to be acted upon ("NOUN xx"). Details here:
http://history.nasa.gov/afj/compessay.htm
Interestingly, this is not at all unlike how the original Fortran code for ADVENT (the seminal "Collossal Cave Adventure") was architected, even down to the terminology used.
Apollo 13: srsly HALP!!!11!!
Houston: RTFM!!
After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
IF you look at the oscillation in the signal, it's becomes very obvious he did say that, but after 32ms into the a it was interrupted by a signal error.
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