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EMC Engineer Steals Almost $1 Million of Kit One Piece at a Time

aesoteric writes "An EMC test engineer has pleaded guilty to stealing almost $1 million worth of kit from his employer. He reportedly stole the unspecified goods from the storage giant's North Carolina factory using 'a small bag' to smuggle the kit out before selling it on the internet under a pseudonym."

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  1. Im sorry - define Kit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Im sorry - define Kit? thanks

    1. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by DWMorse · · Score: 4, Funny

      A highly-developed and technological Knight Industries Two Thousand series motor vehicle.

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    2. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the electronics industry, "pulling a kit" is compiling all of the discrete components that you need to get your job done. It's compiling all of the resistors and ICs and other things you need to build a batch of something, or it's compiling whatever you need to fix something.

      The article is ridiculously scant on details. It makes no sense. A million bucks worth of kit, smuggled out in a "small bag?!" That's a lot of "small bags" to be taken in and out over a period of time. Might as well held up the loading dock at gunpoint and ran off with the crates.

    3. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by 3vi1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kit = pieces of equipment.

      If he'd taken it all, it would have been kit and caboodle.

    4. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by rhook · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's how the English say equipment.

    5. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by hedwards · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, Johnny Cash stole an entire car one piece at a time over a couple decades, if his music is any indication.

    6. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2

      It also means "clothes", as in getting one's kit off.

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    7. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd sure hate to lose my equipment while getting my kit off.

    8. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by rkww · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's a link to the same story in American

    9. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Glonoinha · · Score: 2

      A million bucks worth of kit, smuggled out in a "small bag?!"

      I'm guessing they are using 'cop math'.

      My bet : they calculated that the small kit can be reproduced and / or reverse engineered, and the resulting copies will result in an overall loss to the original company over the sales life of the product, equaling one million dollars in losses.

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    10. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by flappinbooger · · Score: 2

      A million bucks worth of kit, smuggled out in a "small bag?!"

      I'm guessing they are using 'cop math'.

      My bet : they calculated that the small kit can be reproduced and / or reverse engineered, and the resulting copies will result in an overall loss to the original company over the sales life of the product, equaling one million dollars in losses.

      Cop math? I was thinking RIAA math.

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    11. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Zippers can be a bitch.

    12. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by rwa2 · · Score: 2

      j0 ... you can't really call yourself nerds unless you head over to http://theregister.co.uk/ every once in a while and take in some of the wry British take on tech.

      Start with the BOFH archives and you'll be fully conversant in no time! (OK, I'll give one small hint: PFY = "pimply-faced youth" )

    13. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by keeboo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude, it's EMC we're talking about.

      Most likely the $1 million kit consists of:
      - A 250GB 5400 RPM SATA EMC-certified HD
      - A pair of official EMC plastic brackets.

    14. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      I'd sure hate to lose my equipment while getting my kit off.

      That will happen if it's cold enough.

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    15. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by scottv67 · · Score: 2

      >Radar O'Reilly supposedly mailed home a whole Jeep one piece at a time.

      So I guess that wouldn't qualify as a case of the "five finger discount"...

    16. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by compgenius3 · · Score: 2
      uhhh, from the original article, and the summary (this is slashdot after all), emphasis mine:

      stole US$930,000 of goods from the storage giant's North Carolina factory

      Storage. They make storage.

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    17. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by CPNABEND · · Score: 2

      So, you have the "special" discount?

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    18. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2

      Do they make boxes?

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    19. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by LucidBeast · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56 '57, '58' 59' kit It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67 '68, '69, '70 kit

    20. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by garyebickford · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're talking about my dog, you insensitive clod!!

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    21. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Informative

      The story is from an Australian news site. The term "kit" in this context is synonymous with "components." Depending on their intended purpose, individual components can be quite expensive; I've held fairly small circuit board assemblies in my hand that were worth $30,000 USD apiece. It is entirely believable that this guy stole $1M worth of gear using a small bag.

    22. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course, once the parts were reassembled, the result was an EMC product, which has no actual value.

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    23. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

      One of the few country songs I like.

      Now the headlight' was another sight
      We had two on the left and one on the right
      But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

      The back end looked kinda funny too
      But we put it together and when we got thru
      Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin

    24. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by slick7 · · Score: 2

      A million bucks worth of kit, smuggled out in a "small bag?!"

      I'm guessing they are using 'cop math'.

      My bet : they calculated that the small kit can be reproduced and / or reverse engineered, and the resulting copies will result in an overall loss to the original company over the sales life of the product, equaling one million dollars in losses.

      Cop math? I was thinking RIAA math.

      I was thinking more like Bernie Madoff math or Enron math.

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    25. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      It's everything that doesn't constitute a kaboodle.

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    26. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by khellendros1984 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Kit. Equipment. Stuff. From here: "Today, Apex manufactures and ships EMC's market-leading EMC® CLARiiON® CX series of networked storage systems, EMC Celerra® network attached storage systems and EMC Centera(TM) content addressed storage systems."
      I'm assuming that the equipment and software stolen was from those product lines.

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    27. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by jcr · · Score: 2

      In the UK, "kit" can mean "merchandise", "equipment", "clothing", and several other things.

      -jcr

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    28. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Mana+Mana · · Score: 2

      I've always taken it to mean: gear[1].

      * Where's my climbing gear (kit)?! Oi!
      * You going to sell all that old computer shit/stuff/gear (kit) on Ebay?
      * My dad went fishing at 3 this morning, at 8 this morning he sheepishly came back to pick up his fishing gear (kit).
      * I'm jonesing where's my gear (kit)?
      * Reverse gear (kit) is left and up! Don't you know how to drive a manual gear (kit) shift? [NAH! =]

      Then again kit is gear.[2] My Mum says I tell porkies.

      [1] http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gear , 2.
      [2] http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gear , 4. "dialect chiefly British : absurd talk : nonsense "

    29. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Not metal, just metal-coloured (brit spelling used in honor of this thread)

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    30. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Australians got it from a British site, which helpfully changed the Americanism equipment to something more British.

    31. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by CompMD · · Score: 2

      I work at an aerospace and consumer electronics company. The junk in the 1 ft^3 scrap bins is worth thousands of dollars on the street. Over the course of several months I built a "museum display" at my desk showing the evolution of one of our product lines by building 20 of them in fully operational condition out of scrap. The street price of the "museum" is about $12,000, so yeah, I believe this guy could have stolen $1M from EMC.

    32. Re:Im sorry - define Kit by operagost · · Score: 2

      The word "equipment" dates back to 1710, so "Americanism" is a poor fit.

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  2. The estate of Johnny Cash is suing him... by EXMSFT · · Score: 4, Funny

    for copyright infringement.

    1. Re:The estate of Johnny Cash is suing him... by kenh · · Score: 2
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  3. No support contract is a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    BL Trading is also being charged with sale and receipt of stolen property, wire fraud and the installing and selling on of products with EMC firmware that didn’t have support contracts to take care of them.

    WTF?

    1. Re:No support contract is a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      EMC firmware license requires a support contract to be valid. Yes, it is illegal to use the hardware you purchase from them, if you don't keep paying them for support.

      Considering how much they mark up hardware as well, there's no way he actually had more than $50k of gear.

    2. Re:No support contract is a crime? by Cylix · · Score: 2

      You mean contractual violation which is a civil suite and not a violation of the law. This would be the dictated by the terms agreed to when the equipment was purchased. However, I have known several organizations that had their old EMC equipment limping about. While unsupported and essentially useless for it's role they can often be relegated to test or dev environments where stability and uptime isn't paramount. In fact, I've known production environments that were still running out of warranty EMC equipment and really needed to migrate and refresh.

      I suspect they only get really upset if you attempt to update the firmware on out of warranty hardware. However, I haven't dealt with that particular storage vendor much beyond a handful of cases.

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    3. Re:No support contract is a crime? by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely. Remember, this occurred in the USA, where corporations write the laws. This is why this guy, who probably stole a handful of hard drives worth about $2k (which EMC marks up to $1m), is going to jail for 30-something years, while a rapist or murderer can easily get out in 5 or 10.

  4. Obligatory dumb question: by Announcer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is "kit" in this instance?

    "Kit and kit! What is kit?!" - Spock's Brain

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    1. Re:Obligatory dumb question: by drooling-dog · · Score: 2

      Gear.

    2. Re:Obligatory dumb question: by fotbr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      equipment

      And because slashdot requires me to wait a certain amount of time before replying with what should be a one word answer, and because one word isn't a good enough answer, you get this annoying run on sentence of complete crap before I can post so I'll just keep typing random stuff to kill some time.

    3. Re:Obligatory dumb question: by migla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is "kit" in this instance?

      Could be any number of things, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit

      In this instance, I think it's most likely referring to baby ferrets.

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    4. Re:Obligatory dumb question: by Cimexus · · Score: 2

      'Kit' is a casual term for 'gear', 'equipment', 'stuff' etc. Contrary to what others have said, it is not 'a Britishism'. It is a term used basically everywhere that speaks standard/Commonwealth English (as opposed to American English).

      But even if you didn't know what it meant, isn't it obvious from context?

      I see a lot of that on this site actually (presumably mostly from North Americans): the inability to figure out the likely meaning of a word from context. They all seem to take everything so ... literally. There's a huge amount of American slang and expressions too that aren't used outside America, but the meaning of them is still usually obvious to an outsider.

  5. wire fraud by Iamthecheese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    wire fraud? seriously? These tack-on charges make a mockery of the law.

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    1. Re:wire fraud by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      Wire fraud is the de-facto "internet ecommerce" law since around 1980. If it involves craigslist, ebay or amazon.com it's probably got a wire fraud charge tacked on.

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    2. Re:wire fraud by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2

      More practically : if the FBI prosecutes you, you get charged with wire fraud. It basically doesn't matter what the crime was, the statute is so broad it can apply to nearly anything. Also, the FBI wins trials over 90% of the time...doesn't matter if you are innocent or not...if the FBI comes for you you are going to the Gulag.

    3. Re:wire fraud by sjames · · Score: 2

      Only if the person who wired you the money was ripped off in the process. Otherwise it's just charge inflation.

      I'm just waiting for someone to be convicted of aggravated littering because they didn't neatly dispose of the victim after killing him. Naturally that will be followed by considerable EPA fines because of the lead they disposed of improperly. Then there's the noise ordinance they violated. Oh, and murder while we're at it.

  6. reminds me... by neokushan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of a tale my dad used to tell me when I was young.

    I don't know the full details, so it could be made up, the details could be wrong or it might have actually been like a TV show or something, but anyhoo.

    A guy who worked in a factory would leave every day with a wheelbarrow full of rubbish. One of his bosses was sure he was stealing something, so every now and then he'd search the wheelbarrow and come up dry - rubbish, rubbish and more rubbish. The manager got so frustrated, he started searching every single day and still found nothing.
    Eventually, the guy figured out what he was stealing - wheelbarrows.

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    1. Re:reminds me... by blind+biker · · Score: 2

      In my version, a guy crosses the border on a bicycle, carrying a brick on the rear rack. The item being smuggled is the bicycle, of course.

      So I guess, it's just an invented story, in either case.

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    2. Re:reminds me... by noidentity · · Score: 2

      Sounds like a modernized version of an old Sufi tale, where Nasrudin is smuggles donkeys across the border.

    3. Re:reminds me... by alfrin · · Score: 2

      The story doesn't make any sense -- why would he be smuggling bicycles?

      Actually, this is derived from a true story told by the Guardia Civil in the Spanish Basquelands.when the government was truly cracking down on their trade. I forget at what point in their history this was, it may have been after Franco's death. However, the Basques were only allowed to bring so much over from the French Basquelands and so some boy would go over every day and return with a small bag and every day the Guardia had to let him pass since his imports were clearly for personal use. They never noticed he was leaving on a rusted, crappy bike of sorts and returning with a new one.

  7. Re:What happened to copy and paste? by NEDHead · · Score: 5, Informative

    'kit' is a well known and old term for 'stuff'. A kit bag was what (may be still is) military used for their personal stuff - razor etc. In any case, this reminds me of the story about the guy working at the factory who was seen taking wheelbarrows of trash from the premises day after day. Security could not figure out what was going on. Finally confronted the man, who eventually confessed to stealing wheelbarrows...

  8. Small thefts add up by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's amazing how much you can get if you steal constantly.

    For example, Salim Kara made several million dollars stealing coins from light rail boxes

    http://www.edmontonjournal.com/thief+stole+nearly+million+coin+time/4028648/story.html

    1. Re:Small thefts add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Related story, at my telecom company an installation kit used to include gold plated screws. An installer knew this and when they weren't used/needed instead of scrapping them (throwing them in the trash) he put them in the box. When he retired he reported the box and supposedly it had many thousands of dollars worth of gold in it. Course we also have stories of savvy installers trying to sell surplus equipment on the open market.

    2. Re:Small thefts add up by Pharmboy · · Score: 2

      I particularly like the section about the employee who KNEW he was stealing...

      One co-worker who recorded Kara on a video camera reaching into a fare box in an incriminating fashion a year before his arrest later said he erased the video because he didn't want to get involved.

      "I did not want to be the one responsible for pointing out to superiors or anything that there was anything wrong going on," he testified. "The thing was I didn't want to be involved in it." He was later fired.

      Emphasis mine. Guess it doesn't pay to not get involved.

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  9. Huh. Guess that explains . . . by Hero+Zzyzzx · · Score: 3, Funny

    this EMC Celerra NS model 120-121-122-123-124-125-126-127-128-129-130 NAS I just bought off craigslist.

  10. Eh? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

    What kind of market is there for dodgy EMC gear? I always got the impression that EMC were the chaps you talked to if you didn't mind paying too much; but really wanted to have the vendor breathing down your neck for the duration of the (expensive) support agreement. Are there companies that shell out for that, and then start buying replacement parts on Ebay? Or, like Cisco, is there an active market of people trying to put together certification study kits on the relative cheap?

  11. Re:what a stupid article by rkww · · Score: 3, Informative

    TFA was originally published on a UK website, so this is British English speaking. 'kit' in this context means 'equipment'. EMC presumably refers to www.emc.com; and BL trading would be www.bltrading.com

  12. I'm confused by TimHunter · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a story about an crime committed in Apex, North Carolina by a man from Sanford, NC and tried in a Boston, Massachusetts court. Why does the summary link to a story in an Australian web site? Why not, say, to this: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/crime_files/crime_watch/nc-man-pleads-guilty-to-stealing-from-emc-corp-25-apx-20110107 or this: http://www.abc6.com/Global/story.asp?S=13800798?

  13. Wire fraud makes it a federal case. by westlake · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wire fraud, in the United States Code, is any criminally fraudulent activity that has been determined to have involved electronic communications of any kind, at any phase of the event. The involvement of electronic communications adds to the severity of the penalty, so that it is greater than the penalty for fraud that is otherwise identical except for the non-involvement of electronic communications. As in the case of mail fraud, the federal statute is often used as a basis for a separate, federal prosecution of what would otherwise have been a violation only of a state law.


    The crime of wire fraud is codified at 18 U.S.C. 1343, and reads as follows:


      Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, transmits or causes to be transmitted by means of wire, radio, or television communication in interstate or foreign commerce, any writings, signs, signals, pictures, or sounds for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both. If the violation affects a financial institution, such person shall be fined not more than $1,000,000 or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.

    In the case of United States v. LaMacchia, a student of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology was charged with wire fraud when, because he had not profitted personally from online distribution of millions of dollars' worth of illegally copied software, he could not be charged with criminal copyright infringement. The United States District Court, District of Massachusetts, dismissed the charges, noting they were an attempt to find a broad federal crime where the more narrowly defined one had not occurred. Congress then amended the copyright law to limit further use of this loophole. Wire fraud

    The reference is to the NET Act of 1997. "No Electronic Theft."

  14. Re:makes no sense by westlake · · Score: 2

    And 32 years for that , this just shows how screwed up our courts are where you can get less time for murder then for theft.

    In the American federal system, crimes of violence are almost always prosecuted under state law. Economic and property crimes with a significant interstate or foreign dimension are a federal responsibility.

    If the feds do have jurisdiction in a murder case, don't expect anyone to get off lightly. It happens so rarely that there is little incentive to bargain.

  15. Yes... by Junta · · Score: 2

    I company I used to work for was operated by someone too naive to understand it was the support and not the intrinsic equipment that mattered. I came in and they were using some Cheapo NAS box that used 4 drives on two IDE channels as the storage in RAID5. Of course one drive failed and took out a channel, so after I recovered the data (it was backed up, but I recovered data off the three working drives), it was time to look for a replacement. I was told a very very very puny budget, so I priced out basically the same thing except with 4 IDE channels and bought as a new, supported, warrantied server. After a few days, the President announced he found the perfect 'enterprise' Dell enclosure on eBay and that was going to be the solution.... Even off random ebay guy, as an enclosure only (excluding controller and server to drive it), at much reduced capacity it was about twice as much as the server I suggested (President was willing to stretch the budget he dictated because he found himself such a 'good deal').

    Of course, after two weeks of operation, the midplane somehow glitched in a way to corrupt drives and lose all data. Dell charged quite a bit for the service call to come in and fix the stupid thing since there was no support or warranty remotely associated with the thing, and the enclosure still had no warranty associated with it. He never admitted that it was a mistake. My second-worst job didn't last too much longer after that (got fired because they decided they needed to open a position to afford to look for a person with MCSE at the time).

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    1. Re:Yes... by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You get enough gear and you don't need much support. For example once the yearly support costs for IBM3590 tape drives hit more than the cost of a reconditioned one it was just well past time to buy spares and show people how to switch them over. There are plenty of third party repairers for a lot of gear so long as you have plenty of time to get things fixed. Support is rarely as good as advertised so it's best to avoid every needing it at all is possible. Where I am none of the vendors even bother to have local support staff so not even the simplest thing is going to get fixed within a day by a vendor anyway. In the past one support call involved two days of attempting to convince the vendor that our one and only computer of the type they dealt with was actually covered by quite an expensive contract. It's a pain trying to deal with a vendors failure of their internal records system fractured by a takeover as well as fixing your own gear - after two days and several dozen calls I told them to leave me alone and refund the remainder of the contract.

  16. 2 Mill by dark+grep · · Score: 4, Funny

    $2M of EMC equipment - wow, that's like five hard drives!

  17. Details? by DreamArcher · · Score: 2

    So kit = stuff = gear. So what? Why do they not specify what this stuff is? I've unfortunately had my home robbed and neither the police report or insurance report said "They stole stuff".

  18. Back at Motorola by pablo_max · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember years ago when I was working at Motorola, we had a guy who was stealing loads of pagers. He would take smoking breaks several times a day. Every time he would take his smokes and coffee. Even in those days the guards would check out your bag, but he would not check in your coffee cup. That sucker took 2 pagers several times a day, 5 days a week for a long time.
    He would then have his buddy who owned a pager store sell them. Made tons of cash.

    Another guy was diverting whole tractor trailer trucks to his address! He stole millions! He was only caught because one time a truck returned because of a bad address. That was so awesome. Big scandal. Soon after we got metal detectors at all the doors. Lame.

  19. Re:what a stupid article by ischorr · · Score: 2

    As EMC is by far the largest producer of IT storage equipment and software...And is the parent company of VMware, Iomega, Mozy, etc... I think it's your own fault if you pick "ElectroMagnetic Conformance" as likely instead of knowing something about IT.