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Universities Collaborate On Air-Purifying Dress
ecouterran writes "From the ecouterre article: 'We have dresses to impress, for success, even to kill, but "Herself" must be the first drapery number to clear the air. A collaboration between the University of Sheffield, London College of Fashion, and the University of Ulster, the sweeping gown is part of a larger project to engage the public in the science of environmental pollution. "Catalytic Clothing" explores how textiles can improve ambient quality, and the self-described textile sculpture, is the first prototype to emerge. Highly experimental, according to the designers, "Herself" is designed to illustrate how fabrics can eliminate pollutants so we can "breathe more beautifully."'"
Sounds like this dress would need to go to the cleaners after simply hanging in your closet.
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... in the air, anyway. As a technique to "engage the public in the science of environmental pollution" this might even help.
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But does it mask farts?
So, kind of a useless article from a technology POV since they are keeping it "under wraps". Anyone out there have any ideas or guesses as to what's accomplishing the "air purification"?
As usual, you get half the story from these people.
Click a few links in and you get this lovely apparatus:
http://www.ecouterre.com/odd-looking-breathing-necklace-filters-co2-stores-it-as-energy-video/
A hood for her face so the C02 'pollution' you exhale can be captured, or something.
Keep it up greenies.
Don't you mean "Capture"? A dress that eliminates pollutants could be just as bad as good. One that acts as a carbon sink, however, could serve some purpose... somewhere... I guess.
I can't wait to see the first Model go down the runway and burst into flame! The Catalytic Converter Dress is upon us now!
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TFA is woefully short on details, but I would guess that the fabric material contains titanium dioxide, a well researched photo-catalyst. A friend got her PHd on photocatalysis by using TiO in thin plastic tubes. Would be easy to embed in thread.
Chaos maximizes locally around me.
This would make a LOT more sense as window drapes or something similar. Passively clean the air in your house, and look nice at the same time.
Sounds like a trip to the doctor would be a good idea.
Why not from an airudite article?
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Feel free to prove me wrong. No, really. I WANT you to prove me wrong.
Not a single bloody link in that article (and there are 10 of them, plus a video) explains anything even close to how this idea should work. Prove me wrong, give me the information.
My guess - it is another one of those bullshit "artistic" designs based on magic and "hey wouldn't it be cool".
You know, those that don't bother to use even buzz-words like "nanotech", instead focusing on the Photoshop side of the idea.
Oh, and if you like the dress, you're gonna love the breathing mask that cleans air, captures CO2 and stores it as electricity, mentioned in one of those links.
I hear it works on special mushrooms.
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people take things that haven't changed in forever, and bring them up to date. Not to say that this is necessarily the greatest thing to happen to clothing , but it's great to see people evolving every day items...
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That is why the top part is white.
And as everyone know, unicorn semen is lighter than dirt, so the dress is darker at the lower part as the filtered dirt accumulates at the bottom of the dress.
Only downside is, once the magical properties of unicorn semen get used up, you must wash it in dragon tears.
Preferably a Chinese dragon. European dragon tears don't have the right level of pneuma to reload the dress in one washing.
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Superman.
About as scientific as this dress. About as real too. Maybe more.
After all, he's been around forever and someone just farted this dress up only recently.
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Cook dinner too?
So according to this article it takes 40 people wearing these to purify 2 cubic meters of air in a minute. Each of which needs to be in direct sunlight as this probably relies on a photocatalyst. At this rate it'd probably be far more effective for these 40 people to bike or bus instead of commuting by car.(Of course, one could put the photocatalyst in the pavement, but that's already been done) And not to mention, given that these dresses likely use a photocatalytic mechanism, they do nothing about particulate pollution.
Is it machine washable, or will they have to pollute the air with dry-cleaning?
LMAO, I JUST watched "Taco Bell Turns Green" on the Onion and the tacos would clean the air and reduce carbon emissions as you're eating. I think this is a neat idea if it prevents the girl's farts from smelling because I think we can all agree here that girl's farts and bathroom breaks are worse then men. (in b4 negative points by female mods)
But this wasn't any common unicorn, it was the rarest of the all: a brown, hornless version!
I was the hit of my neighborhood. Once everyone knew that I possessed the rarest of unicorns, no one wanted to ride their boring Arabians, Pintos or Mustangs. Everyone wanted to take pic with my brown, hornless unicorn. Can you imagine my surprise when I discovered my already rare unicorn had yet ANOTHER feature that made it even rarer?
IT COULD NOT FLY!!!
I'm very surprised some villain didn't try to kidnap my rarest unicorn, or some hero didn't summon it to help on a quest. He was a gentle spirit who enjoyed munching on the grass and walking around like a common horse, in fact his inability to fly didn't seem to dampen his spirits. He ended up living a nice normal horse age, but the memories of my rare brown, hornless unicorn will always stay with us.
I read the article, but found nothing about exactly which pollutants it's supposed to affect.
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This has to be one of the most vague articles I have ever read. Here are some things it misses;
1. What pollutants does it purify? Heavy metals in the air would not be effected by a catalyst.
2. How such clothing could be cleaned?
3. How long will the dress be effective?
4. It says two universities were involved. What departments in those universities? Fine Art or Engineering? If it is the Fine Art department I would question the feasibility and effectiveness.
Even the technology as described is questionable. It would take 40 people one minute to 'purify' 8 cubic meters of air. That is a lot of people for a little bit of air.
In the article it says the dress is made with sprayed concrete but actually links to this which is cloth impregnated with concrete. The cloth becomes rigid when water is added and it is allowed to cure. A rigid dress is a sculpture not wearing apparel.
This looks to me like one of many artsy concepts that have little or no basis in science and questionable use as fashion.
If this works, can they make tighty-whities out of these? Perhaps my co-workers will then allow me to have Indian food for lunch without banishing me from the building.
"Dammit, who's turning the air green again?"
Everybody gets what the majority deserves.
1) Shoe inserts to remove odors
2) A dress that purifies air
3)...
4) Sound proof underwear!
So according to this article it takes 40 people wearing these to purify 2 cubic meters of air in a minute.
Each of which needs to be in direct sunlight as this probably relies on a photocatalyst.
You and your fancy photo-moto words. Not everything has to be explained by "science". BAH! More like... schmience. Yeah!
It should be clear even to a blind person that this dress, and similar clothing that likewise don't really exist other than in an animated form, would use MAGIC.
YEAH! You didn't expect THAT! Did you!? Mr. Sciency McScience Guy.
This dress will be made by fairies and it will use magic to clean not just air, but water, radioactivity, bad karma and miasma.
Just you wait and see.
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Why not a dress shirt for my smelly co-workers?!
What did you do with the rest of your mod points?
I mean, it is clear that you are not mistaking jokes for trolling.
After all, you didn't down-mode a post just like this one that includes unicorn semen. That one has a +3 Informative moderation.
So... Mod points. Are you keeping them for later? Or are you hoping they will replace the balls you clearly lack?
I'm sorry to inform you, but... mod points don't last forever. That is what "Use them or lose them" means.
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And my oppressor is a humorless jerk with mod points.
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Kids these days... Can't tell a joke without a laugh track accompanying it.
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You just pointed out that the article is made of canned bullshit.
There is a chance you might get modded down as troll.
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Awesome... Now you can indulge on the pleasures of farting in public and keep a clean conscience !!!! ;-).
...you must admit that my brown, hornless unicorn was quite rare, even when talking about unicorns in general.