Airborne Prions Prove Lethal In Mouse Studies
sgunhouse writes "Wired has a story up on the lethality of airborne prions. It should be noted that prions (which cause 'mad cow disease' and similar disorders) are not normally airborne, and take a long time to kill the infected animal, but so far are 100% lethal if something else doesn't kill the animal first. So, they are not likely to be useful as a biological weapon (my first thought when reading their headline), but they present another safety precaution to consider."
pause, and think a moment before you run that cow through the wood chipper.
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
Birth is 100% lethal.
Well 99.9999% if you count that Jesus guy, Mary and Elisha.
"100% lethal if something else doesn't kill the animal first."
In other news, 100% of people are struck by lightning if they don't die before it happens.
There. I told a different joke. A nerdier one. There ought to be a +1 Nerdy mod for that sort of thing here.
You just described Jerry Springer