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Russian Simulated Mars Mission Close To 'Landing'

Dthief writes with this quote from an Associated Press report: "After 233 days in a locked steel capsule, six researchers on a 520-day mock flight to Mars are all feeling strong and ready to 'land' on the Red Planet, the mission director said Friday. The all-male crew of three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian has been inside windowless capsules at a Moscow research center since June. Their mission aims to help real space crews in the future cope with the confinement and stress of interplanetary travel. The researchers communicate with the outside world via emails and video messages — occasionally delayed to give them the feel of being farther than a few yards away from mission control. The crew members eat canned food similar to that eaten on the International Space Station and shower only once a week. None of the men has considered abandoning the mission, although they are free to walk out at any time, mission director and former cosmonaut Boris Morukov told reporters on Friday."

170 comments

  1. Start of a bad, racist joke? by yeshuawatso · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why does the line "three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian" sound like a bad and racist "walk in a bar" joke?

    1. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by euyis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian walk into a Mars capsule and can't get out.

    2. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was wondering what the cargo hold looked like. Six crates of vodka, a three-legged dog, a wheel of radioactive cheese, and couple of bags of "flour"?

    3. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by msauve · · Score: 0

      More like a Firesign Theater joke.

      "MOSCOW (AP) — After 233 days in a locked steel capsule..." - the article.

      NENO: Dig this! I'm calling you from inside a steel box at this University of Conceptual Psychic Surprise in Moscow...Hey, can you see me? What do I look like?
      Yeah- black, square- kind of regular
      NENO: (happily) That's the steel box! Inside I'm tan and handsome.
      - Firesign Theater

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    4. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Mars comes to you!

    5. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian walk into a bar.

      We should have listened to the Rabbi's suggestion we put higher ceilings in this capsule.

    6. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Wingsy · · Score: 1

      Not often, but sometimes the humor here on /. makes me smile. This one made me bust out laughing. thx

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    7. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman were depressurizing in a bar.

      "They should've agreed to my offer", said the Italian-Colombian in a low voice.

    8. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by MachDelta · · Score: 2

      That sounds like one fucking awesome party.

    9. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      What did the Italian bring?

      I was thinking among similar lines but regarding personality. Rather how the Russian greeted everyone, the Chinese started to brag about how they where clearly more educated and hard working and superior to the western people because they got all the companies, technology, economy and whatever, no-one got what the Frenchman where saying, ..

    10. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2

      Sure, except for the complete absence of women.

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    11. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2

      How is it any different from any other party slashdotters are used to attending?

    12. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by nanospook · · Score: 1

      The cops found them six months later.. noting that they were all blonds!

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    13. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, while this was a sausage-fest, presumably the astronauts didn't engage in coprophagia, analingus, fisting, beastiality, necrophilia, watersports, and fellatio to pass the time...

    14. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      What do you think the 3 legged dog is for?

      o_O

    15. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why does the line "three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian" sound like a bad and racist "walk in a bar" joke?

      Of course it's not complete until there's a chicken or monkey involved.

    16. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why does the line "three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian" sound like a bad and racist "walk in a bar" joke?

      I'll give it a try:

      A Russian, Chinaman, Frenchman, and an Italian flew into space together in a small capsule. The Russian looked out the windows and proclaimed, "Why I can see Moscow from up here!"

      "Oh yeah?" said the Frenchman, "I can see the Eiffel Tower! It's more prominent than Moscow."

      "Oh yeah?" said the Chinaman, "I can see the Great Wall from here. It's even more prominent than both Moscow and the Eiffel Tower".

      Then all 3 turned toward the Italian, awaiting a statement. A little miffed over the silly contest, he states, "Well, thanks to our tasty food, us Italians have the biggest moon. Here's the proof...zzzzzip!"

    17. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by joeme1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, my girlfriend once stopped over at one of our lan parties. She stayed a whole 3 minutes too! So there.

    18. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Doug+Neal · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, here goes.

      Three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian walk into a bar. They order some drinks, and proceed to act in manners stereotypical of their respective countries of origin.
      The barman finds their antics highly amusing. They leave several hours later, fairly intoxicated but quite happy.

    19. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've still got 6 tight little anuses between them.

    20. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stop calling your mother that. It's really starting to creep the rest of us out.

    21. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by lul_wat · · Score: 1

      They should just pack a frog instead NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q

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    22. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      the Chinese started to brag about how they where clearly more educated and hard working and superior to the western people because they got all the companies, technology, economy and whatever

      Yeah, just like the Europeans were inherently superior, or the Japanese were inherently superior, or the American Way Of Life(TM) was superior. Now, the Chinese are on their way to being the biggest assholes on the planet. How fun that we can all wind up sharing something in common ^_^

    23. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      I guess you had to be there?

    24. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 1

      I don't get how they got an animal in there, but a party's a party!

    25. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like the Europeans were inherently superior, or the Japanese were inherently superior, or the American Way Of Life(TM) was superior.

      "But.. But.. But we were!" ;D

    26. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      I went to the pub, and there was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Rabbi, an Imam and a Priest, two blind lesbians, three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman, an Italian-Columbian, a Polish maths professor and two students, and a taxi driver from Liverpool,

      I didn't go in, it was bloody *rammed* in there, you'd never get served.

    27. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does the line "three Russians, a Chinese, a Frenchman and an Italian-Colombian" sound like a bad and racist "walk in a bar" joke?

      I dunno, maybe the bartender's a nigger?

    28. Re:Start of a bad, racist joke? by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      I thought I knew the punch line to the joke but fail.

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  2. A Frenchman showering once a week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I call bullshit on this one.

    1. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Well, I think that's the minimum, I don't think they're forced to do it.

      Well, otoh, there are 4 others in there that might be quite interested in the Frenchie showering once a week, so...

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    2. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by McTickles · · Score: 1

      I am french, I shower twice a day, so fuck off!

    3. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which Day?

    4. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brown showers don't count. They only exacerbate the problem.

    5. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seems like you washed away your sense of mildly racist humour. I don't get offended when people makes jokes about kilts and sheep... mmmm... those sexy fluffy beasties...

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    6. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      I didn't know being French was a race, I thought it was a country or a culture. That must make it racist to rag on an USian.

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    7. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Xenophobic then? It's exactly the same concept anyway, ragging on something simply for being "not like me".

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    8. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's called "Nationalism"

    9. Re:A Frenchman showering once a week? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Chill out, it's a mock flight. Plus, he heard there wasn't any real water involved.

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  3. Best thing about being a member by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

    The best thing about being a member of the "crew" is that it's probably the only place in Moscow you can drink the tap water. Water? Food? Weekly showers? Luxury!

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    1. Re: Best thing about being a member by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing about being a member of the "crew" is that it's probably the only place in Moscow you can drink the tap water. Water? Food? Weekly showers? Luxury!

      Fabulous bullshit.

      Greetings from Moscow.

  4. Not a true experience then. by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think knowing you can walk out at any time makes the reality of this experiment far less stressful on those inside the test capsule than if they were actually traveling through space and had no opportunity to leave.

    1. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think knowing you can walk out and not die at any time makes the reality of this experiment far less stressful on those inside the test capsule than if they were actually traveling through space and had no opportunity to leave.

      FTFY

    2. Re:Not a true experience then. by yeshuawatso · · Score: 1

      Does the test capsule simulate weightless travel? I would assume that if the capsule is subject to the 9.81 m/s2 acceleration, that reminds us Americans that we're fat, the experiment is just a small room with a bunch of smelly men boarding together. How is this experiment any different than a college dorm?

      I haven't read this or the other articles about the experiment beyond the headlines, so my ignorance is legitimate. Any replies, please give a subjective response riddled with your offtopic emotions of an iPhone vs Android response typically found in the /. Comment waters.

    3. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, knowing that you're just doing an experiment and not going to a real planet might lower their enthusiasm.

    4. Re:Not a true experience then. by exploder · · Score: 2

      Good point. Reminds me of those assholes who were playing at being waterboarded to show how it's "not that bad".

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    5. Re:Not a true experience then. by vadim_t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's the reverse, really.

      Since they can walk out at any time, aborting is easy, and the mission can fail due to quite minor disagreements. Nobody needs to put up with anything, they just can go "screw it" and leave. That it's been working so far seems to mean it's working amazingly well.

      On the other hand, if you're in space, and don't like it, what are you going to do? Throw a gigantic tantrum and beat people up? Things like that will bite you in the ass sooner or later, and are likely to result in your death. I think one's self-preservation instinct should provide some motivation.

      Maybe somebody who's been in the military or similar positions can comment: What's it like to be in a life and death situation with a team member you really hate? Do people put aside the personal conflicts until the task gets done?

    6. Re:Not a true experience then. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Russians are doing long-term microgravity (and generally space travel) human experiments for the last 3 decades, it would be my guess they don't see this Mars500 project as an all-encompassing one.

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    7. Re:Not a true experience then. by finity · · Score: 1

      I agree with you vadim. If I was in this situation, for at least the first two weeks the idea that I could just quit and go back to everyday life at anytime would be at the top of my mind. There are few consequences to quitting in this situation, compared to those in a real mission. In a real mission you're completely committed both physically and mentally, in a fake mission it's a mental game.

    8. Re:Not a true experience then. by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Does the test capsule simulate weightless travel?

      It doesn't need to. You can very easily simulate gravity in deep space by a number of methods:

      1) You accelerate half the way there at 9.81 m/s, then when you get halfway you spin the capsule 180 degrees and decelerate at the same rate for second half. The end result is you only have a brief preiod of weightlessness in the middle and at both ends. For the vast majority of the journey you have normal gravity. This does take alot of fuel to provide that constant acceleration and decelleration but it will take alot of fuel to go to Mars anyway. If you can use nuclear power and some sort of Ion thruster this may be feasible in future though.

      2) You spin the craft and put the living quarters around the outside.

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    9. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think knowing you can walk out and not die at any time makes the reality of this experiment far less stressful on those inside the test capsule than if they were actually traveling through space and had no opportunity to leave.

      Oh right, like trying to breathe vacuum ever actually killed anybody.

    10. Re:Not a true experience then. by Threni · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Surely they could have used Bradley Manning, or got the Americans to have provided some suspects...sorry, prisoners from Guantanamo Bay or something.

    11. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. now that you say it I don't think that it has ever been conclusively proven.

    12. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just a stunt. It's about on the same level as saying they've simulated the color of the logo on the side of the rocket. In other words, trivial, and not really the hard part. This is stupid.

    13. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (1) is "very easy?" I don't think you can imageine the vast amount of fuel required to perform this little trick for a journey to mars - remember that at the start, you have to accelerate all the fuel for the rest of the journey as well. According tothis Nomogramm you need a DeltaV of about 3,5Mm/s, in comparison, a conventional (Hohmam Transfer) from Earth LEO to Mars capture Orbit takes just a bit more than 5km/s. Therefore, this becomes "very easy" as soon as we heve rockets that are at least 1000 times as powerful as the ones we have now (i.e. never).

    14. Re:Not a true experience then. by dargaud · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You are right on the money. I've spent a year in Antarctica twice for a winterover, meaning 9 months when you have no way out, 13 people sitting in a building with -80C temperatures outside. You HAVE to cope with minor issues. And indeed the only fight broke out on the day before the arrival of the first airplane of the summer. Also you have the feeling of doing something important [research] while there, which is not something you'd get from sitting in a tuna can with nothing to do for 500 days... I'm amazed they've made it so far.

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    15. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let alone the presence of real gravity. Oh, and I'm sure on the real deal you could walk out any time you wanted to as well...just with different results.

    16. Re:Not a true experience then. by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is experimental evidence that supports the OP's claim that, having a way out makes the "trip" less stressful. Volunteers have been subjected to a series of gradually increasing electrical shocks. One group could stop the experiment at any time with a switch they could activate themselves, the other could not. The former resisted MUCH higher shocks than the latter (the one "without a way out").

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    17. Re:Not a true experience then. by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Maybe somebody who's been in the military or similar positions can comment: What's it like to be in a life and death situation with a team member you really hate?

      The best people to ask would probably be the crew of nuclear submarines. They'd probably be most suitable psychologically for such stuff.

      NASA seem to prefer pilots though.

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    18. Re:Not a true experience then. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      AC covered 1)...

      2) We won't have mass budget for that, not in "spin the craft and put the living quarters around the outside" way (radius must be large, otherwise Coriolis force and "gravity" changing with height is likely to result in massive nausea). Separating the craft into two tethered sections, and spinning them just en route, might be perhaps feasible (even if still adding mass of course). Perhaps.

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    19. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, except the account I've read talks about how it really feels like dying, even when you know you can stop it at any time.

    20. Re:Not a true experience then. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I think knowing you can walk out at any time makes the reality of this experiment far less stressful on those inside the test capsule than if they were actually traveling through space and had no opportunity to leave.

      Having done something like this (mine was simulating a submarine underway while pierside), no it doesn't.

    21. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that they won't do artificial gravity even if it turns out to be easy because they have dozens of doctors eager to measure the impact of microgravity on health and write articles about it.

    22. Re:Not a true experience then. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Maybe somebody who's been in the military or similar positions can comment: What's it like to be in a life and death situation with a team member you really hate? Do people put aside the personal conflicts until the task gets done?

      It's not much different than being in a life-or-death situation with someone you really like. Seriously, you learn to put the team and the mission ahead of yourself.

    23. Re:Not a true experience then. by somersault · · Score: 2

      Plus, gravity sucks. It would be way more fun living in a zero g spaceship.

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    24. Re:Not a true experience then. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Them sitting in a can for 500 days is itself providing important data for research though.

      I wonder if they get a bonus for making it all the way through. That would also skew the results.

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    25. Re:Not a true experience then. by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Do you know of any that stuck with that assessment of waterboarding? I know of one person who recanted pretty quick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUkj9pjx3H0

    26. Re:Not a true experience then. by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      It is worse than you think. I was forward deployed in the US Navy in both the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. We were in a tin can for 7 months at a time. Now, there are rules and regulations set up for punishable offenses that would be passed down upon the offenders. But, what happens when someone stinks and refuses to brush their teeth or shower.

      First, people put up with it, then people start telling the person about it, "You stink, take a shower!" Then, that person is migrated out of critical positions and made to do the crappy work. Then, at this point this persons sleeping arrangement starts stinking and affects others racks, people start screaming at them every day and offering physical violence (waiting for them to take them up on it) as everyone has been talking about them behind their back. This person has been excluded from anything important, at some point people start to daily take everything not nailed down/locked up of theirs in their rack and throws it in the shower and turns the water on and walks away (all pretty anonymous.) Then, at some point people start looking for anything they can nail this person with regulations-wise and turn them in for any little fault (5 seconds late, out of uniform for having dirt on it from working, etc...)

      I, personally, have never been a part of the last few, but I had a young sailor I outranked and was in charge of who wouldn't brush his teeth before showing up to work. I put up with it for a while (Would you like a mint? No, really, have a mint.), then I said something, then I yelled at him for a week, then I marched him down the ships store to buy a toothbrush and toothpaste and made him keep it in our workspace. I then, every day for a month, made him brush his teeth in front of me.

      I didn't like to do it, it was so stupid and a waste of my time, but I was hoping to save him from the later options.

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    27. Re:Not a true experience then. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's in Moscow. I'm pretty sure they know that they might die at any time should they wander outside of their test capsule.

      I kid! Please don't hit me.

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    28. Re:Not a true experience then. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      The plural of anecdote is not data.

    29. Re:Not a true experience then. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      If you don't have any related experience, then you have nothing useful to add. Keep your platitudes to yourself.

    30. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had to choose between massive nausea for a few months and being unable to ever set foot on Earth or even Mars again, I would choose the former.
      Is it really a showstopper? As in you throw up so often you die of dehidration in two days. Or your brain becomes pudding because of the force differential. Or could people learn to live with it?
      Some people can't stand on a massive ship in the dock without throwing up. A subset gets over it and work in fishing boats.
      It's the damn space, nobody said it was going to be a walk in the park.
      In any case, spinning sounds a lot more feasible than accelerating 9.8 m/s the whole time, even taking into account the influence on the ship itself.

    31. Re:Not a true experience then. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Vicious cycles, in other words... and this research might be as well also about how to best notice and avoid them early.

      (shouldn't there be specific hygienic regulations on
      ships? With necessary items provided?)

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    32. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing pictures!

    33. Re:Not a true experience then. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It's not like NASA (or Roscosmos) couldn't possibly get access to such crews...

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    34. Re:Not a true experience then. by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      Funny, I didn't think of what I posted that way, but under no circumstances was I ever known by anyone I lived with as a stinky bastard. Just observant.

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    35. Re:Not a true experience then. by Viperpete · · Score: 1

      sorry to double reply.

      There are hygiene regulations, but they are pretty much unenforceable. In the UCMJ, there is a regulation stating a service member cannot engage in sodomy and the military definition of sodomy is: any act that is not penis to vagina, therefore no oral sex. If there was a regulation stating you had to wipe you ass clean to a specified degree, who is going to check it?

      It is generally all set up as a big CYA/Catch-22 where you can do very little without breaking a rule, therefore only certain rules are enforced, unless someone is trying to nail someone else. For example, nailing someone for being out of uniform for having a dirty uniform right after doing some dirty/nasty job.

      The default coffin nails being 133 and 134, conduct unbecoming and general article.

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    36. Re:Not a true experience then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much better if the capsule had been placed as faux rock in the tiger pen of the Moscow zoo.

    37. Re:Not a true experience then. by rgviza · · Score: 1

      true that

      You'd tend to treat your fellow travelers a little better if your lives depended on it. This tendency would be amplified if it was the real thing and you couldn't just quit. You'd tend to let the little things go a little easier.

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    38. Re:Not a true experience then. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Well, I meant something pretty straightforward... though with somewhat wrong term; vicious circles.

      Somebody neglects himself (depression, cabin fever or whatever), the surroundings start to ostracize him a bit, which might easily deepen the causes of neglect, which in turn...

      (sorry for late reply; slow morning, finding something to do via mail inbox)

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  5. Ahhhhhhh,,, solitude :) by puterg33k · · Score: 0

    Less politics on Mars. Sign me up!

  6. one really big psychological difference by PJ6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    None of the men has considered abandoning the mission, although they are free to walk out at any time, mission director and former cosmonaut Boris Morukov told reporters on Friday.

    If they wanted more realism (and since it's Russia), they should have told the crew that death in space would be "simulated" if any tried to leave.

    1. Re:one really big psychological difference by MrKane · · Score: 0

      I'm with you on this one; it must surely make a "fundamental" psychological difference.
      However, I'm not sure there have been many experiments of this type.
      I guess it's best to start off "easy" when gathering this kind of data.
      They're still heroes, every one of them! :D

    2. Re:one really big psychological difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall reading about this research where they found that people are more resistant to pain when they know they can stop it whenever they want, perhaps the same applies here.

  7. Yes you can walk out any time. by santax · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But we will shoot you...

  8. In Few Words by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Locked Capsule:Mars Mission::Masturbation:Sex

  9. Going to Mars by Iceman4234 · · Score: 0

    What could possibly go wrong?????

  10. Not much of a simulation by Just_Say_Duhhh · · Score: 2

    Are they assuming a real trip to Mars will include artificial gravity the whole way? Sitting in a can for nearly a year is tough (made tougher by the one-shower-per-week Frenchman sitting next to you), but doing the same without the benefit of gravity would be a whole other ballgame.

    Did they at least simulate the unblinking red eye and monotone voice of their mission computer?

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    1. Re:Not much of a simulation by haruchai · · Score: 2

      Will there be artificial gravity on a real trip? I would hope so as the loss of bone mass would be horrendous. Never mind osteoporosis, these erstwhile astronauts would be amoebas in spacesuits by the time they got to the Red Planet.

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    2. Re:Not much of a simulation by js3 · · Score: 2

      one step at a time.

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    3. Re:Not much of a simulation by mangu · · Score: 0

      (made tougher by the one-shower-per-week Frenchman sitting next to you)

      Why would a Frenchman be worse than any other person who bathes only once a week?

    4. Re:Not much of a simulation by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Why would a Frenchman be worse than any other person who bathes only once a week?

      Because he's had more practice.

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  11. All these racist comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Make me rather ashamed. The cold war is over Johnny, try to cheer up!

  12. Not that I know the specifics of this test by Semptimilius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From what I've read, they're looking at monitoring mental and physical health of a crew simulating a mission to Mars. The fundamental psychology is different, as pointed out by others, as they can leave at any time. Confinement and isolation are not properly simulated at the fundamental level. The physical side of the test is also not simulated properly, as they are under the influence of Earth's gravity and this has effects on the health of the crew.
     
    Perhaps a first step. A better test would be one at the ISS.

    1. Re:Not that I know the specifics of this test by sznupi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I see being pointed out by others, is false belief that people doing this research are morons...

      While they are, in fact, closely associated with a space agency most experienced, by far, in long duration orbital stays. Being in a prime position to determine which effects don't depend much on microgravity (etc.), so can as well be tested in the discussed test.

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    2. Re:Not that I know the specifics of this test by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      As the poster above says, why do you (and many other Slashdot posters) believe the experimenters are morons?

      What's they're doing is how science and research is done - when done properly. You start out with basic, simple, experiments and use the results to design the next experiment.

  13. "although they are free to walk out at any time" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "although they are free to walk out at any time." This is key. As stressful as the simulation may be, in the back of their heads will always be that safeguard -- as it should; I'm not implying they ought to be forced to remain against their will. Quite different from the actual experience of being locked with other people inside a capsule in space.

  14. Not much of a test by paiute · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, it's a trip to Mars - minus the lack of gravity, minus the cosmic radiation, minus the occasional pebble whizzing by at thousands of miles per hour, minus the constant knowledge that a few millimeters of metal alloy separates you from pretty much instant death at all times.

    It's the take home test of space travel.

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    1. Re:Not much of a test by whiteboy86 · · Score: 1

      more of a political stunt, as it has always been the case with these "space missions".

    2. Re:Not much of a test by sznupi · · Score: 2

      Why would they need such stunt? (with the second to last link - keep in mind those are person-days / Soyuz carried 2 or 3)

      Maybe... just maybe... it's part of their ongoing research, with the focus on those aspects which were established by them already as largely independent of actual space travel effects, etc.

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    3. Re:Not much of a test by MattskEE · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, it's a trip to Mars - minus the lack of gravity, minus the cosmic radiation, minus the occasional pebble whizzing by at thousands of miles per hour, minus the constant knowledge that a few millimeters of metal alloy separates you from pretty much instant death at all times.

      Surprisingly enough death isn't actually very quick in the vacuum of space (ref). You would maintain consciousness for about 15 seconds and be able to take actions which may save your life, and even after unconsciousness you would most likely survive without significant injury if returned to an atmospheric environment within about 90 seconds.

    4. Re:Not much of a test by MattskEE · · Score: 1

      more of a political stunt, as it has always been the case with these "space missions".

      Funding agencies are risk-averse. It may seem like a waste of time and money to conduct such a test, but now when the Russian space agency asks for money for a Mars mission from their government, they can point to this study as addressing one of the risk factors of this mission.

      The government gave them the money to perform this study because the study itself is low-risk and will give them a much better idea how a large 6-person crew will perform under the simulated conditions.

      It's all about taking small steps so that eventually mankind can take a giant leap.

    5. Re:Not much of a test by whiteboy86 · · Score: 1

      Russian leaders (Putin..) to take credit for landing man on Mars?

      That is one huge political motivation me thinks.

    6. Re:Not much of a test by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Putin will be probably dead by then; ahain, he / them don't need such "stunts", Russia has plenty impressive real space program as is.

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  15. So many questions... by gklinger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If they are free to walk out at any time, why is the capsule locked? (No, seriously.) The other thing that jumps out at me is the duration of the trips but the relatively short amount of time (two days) spent on 'Mars'. Surely a mission to Mars would include more time on the planet? The time spent on the planet would be more intellectually stimulating than the spaceflight (one presumes) and might offer relief/reward from the journey to Mars and better prepare the crew psychologically for the return mission. I wonder why that wasn't factored in. The difficulty of simulating the on-planet experience perhaps?

    Bonus question: Would an actual mission to Mars pay astronauts more than $70,000 per year?

    1. Re:So many questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen what's going on in the world these days??? It's crazy! The capsule is probably locked from the inside, just like the basement door is unless my Mom goes out for groceries or if I forage for food in the fridge late at night.

    2. Re:So many questions... by horza · · Score: 1

      If they are free to walk out at any time, why is the capsule locked? (No, seriously.)

      They lock the capsule because in space the capsule would be locked. They are free to walk out at any time because they can ask to leave any time and the capsule will be opened to let them out.

      Surely a mission to Mars would include more time on the planet? The time spent on the planet would be more intellectually stimulating than the spaceflight (one presumes) and might offer relief/reward from the journey to Mars and better prepare the crew psychologically for the return mission. I wonder why that wasn't factored in.

      That is being factored in. There might be a problem when they arrive which means they have to leave almost immediately, and so they need to simulate a worst-case scenario.

      Bonus question: Would an actual mission to Mars pay astronauts more than $70,000 per year?

      If top brass know it's actually a one way mission, they pretty much have a free hand to offer 10x that salary...

      Phillip.

    3. Re:So many questions... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Bonus question: Would an actual mission to Mars pay astronauts more than $70,000 per year?

      If top brass know it's actually a one way mission, they pretty much have a free hand to offer 10x that salary...

      That only helps if newegg will ship to mars.

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    4. Re:So many questions... by mrfrostee · · Score: 1

      There might be a problem when they arrive which means they have to leave almost immediately...

      The 26 month phasing of the Earth/Mars orbits pretty much rules out leaving immediately.

    5. Re:So many questions... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Departure stage and its resources most likely won't be on the surface.

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    6. Re:So many questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could though, with the Mars Direct approach (send the unmanned return rocket first and let it make its fuel out of the abundant CO2).

    7. Re:So many questions... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Which likely wouldn't change anything as far as the possibility of quite immediate departure from the surface is concerned, since we would probably want the departure stage already refueled and mostly checked out at the time of landing.

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  16. Give them some credit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everybody's bitching because this isn't an exactly perfect simulation (gravity, you-can-leave-at-any-time, etc) but give them some credit: at least they're doing something. If you're a fellow American, you have no grounds for complaining.

    1. Re:Give them some credit! by Musically_ut · · Score: 1

      If you're a fellow American, you have no grounds for complaining.

      We all are Slashdotters here, you insensitive clod.

      And as the legend goes, we are the only species in the Universe which invented ear plugs before wheels because of noisy complaining babies.

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    2. Re:Give them some credit! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      No we invented ear plugs after marriage.

      The wheel got delayed because the man refused to listen to his wife on which shape was best for a wheel.

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    3. Re:Give them some credit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in mans defense, we had earplugs and just couldn't hear our wifes.

  17. What's special about it? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    We've had that experiment a while ago. A bunch of unemployed freaks locked together into a can for a year, televised daily.

    They called it Big Brother.

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    1. Re:What's special about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe its now called the Jersey Shore

    2. Re:What's special about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like Big Brother, only with booze and chlamydia!

  18. How much buttsecks was there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm partially joking, partially serious. Were they celibate the whole time? Maybe it would be more prudent to send flamers or if not that, artificially suppress their sex drives.

    1. Re:How much buttsecks was there? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the prospective astronauts are indeed heterosexual: Would sending along an approximately equal mix of males and females create more problems than it solves, though?

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  19. occasionally delayed ?? by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 2

    Do they use simulated subspace communication the other times?

    Are there other parts of the "simulation" that are modified for convenience? Can they have pizza delivered?

    1. Re:occasionally delayed ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can they have pizza delivered?

      Yes, but due to the simulated time delay of delivering a pizza to Mars, they won't actually be able to eat it until the experiment is over.

    2. Re:occasionally delayed ?? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Not much point in adding a delay to already non real time (usually) communication methods...

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  20. Not all danger needs to be simulated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me that if they were as serious as they say, they would have built themselves an airtight chamber about ten times the volume of the "vehicle" surrounding the whole test site and dropped it down to 0.01 atm of pressure.
    It wouldn't be as serious as truly being in space but it would mean that these guys would spend three years knowing that instant death really DID lurk right on the other side of the wall.
    You know, just like in a real mission.
    We've had at least one worker die in a vacuum accident at NASA. So we know that a few dozen feet to safety can be quite enough to kill somebody. So why not build an airlock on the "vehicle", put in some basic spacesuits, and perhaps even have them do occasional suit drills. Which I can guarantee they'll take seriously. And if a suit goes bad a year or two in, well, doesn't that just suck? Too bad, so sad, we'll try to be fast if you ever have a breach.

    Now THAT would be a significantly more useful test.

    1. Re:Not all danger needs to be simulated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that this was mainly a test to see if people could cope with being in the same god damn space for a long time and with the same few people.

      you really don't need much more then what they have to test that.

      if you wanna test everything at once and it failed, its a lot harder to know what caused the fail.
      if you do bit by bit you will find out the hardest parts before you test all at once, making it more likely that your big test succeeds so that you have more data then just 1 week.

  21. Knowledge and its effects. by McTickles · · Score: 1

    Surely, they know they are on earth ...

    The most crippling aspect of a mission to mars would be the psychological problems due to the knowledge you are not at home, on earth, you are not really safe and so on.

    To be more true to life, the "crew" would have been made to actually believe they were in space. Of course that would be extremely tricky. Gravity and all.

    Perhaps however could have sent them in LEO and simulate a mission there.

    1. Re:Knowledge and its effects. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The most crippling aspect of a mission to mars would be the psychological problems due to the knowledge you are not at home, on earth, you are not really safe and so on.

      How do you know?

      Perhaps however could have sent them in LEO and simulate a mission there.

      Yeah, because Roscosmos surely doesn't totally dominate the field of long duration LEO missions...

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  22. In soviet Russia by He+who+knows · · Score: 1

    Mission abandons you. Then you end up locked in a small confined space.

  23. Looks realistic inside by inkhorn · · Score: 1

    if long distance space travel means incarceration in a wooden submarine.

  24. People in a group + "out" button = greater chance by theblondebrunette · · Score: 4, Informative

    I do not agree. First, working in a team increases human pain threshold twice.
    Second, when you're a given a "stop" button, you can endure more pain and actually finish the given exercise. I cannot find the study that showed this, but can give you a short description - a control group of people were given electric shock (or other form of pain) until a certain threshold. Another group of people were going through the same exercise, but were given a button that could make the pain stop right away.
    The group that did not have the button, gave up much earlier than the group that had that button. The latter group actually went through the end of the exercise.

    So, if you're working in a group (first study above) and you're given a way out, I'd say it's much easier to endure the trip.
    Thus I disagree with the parent post.

    As for this study, I really think the test subjects should've been told they wouldn't be able to make it out, even if they wanted to..
    This, however, could very well be the next test.

  25. One little problem with this by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

    they are free to walk out at any time

    That one factor is why this test is useless. It would be like researching how long a human can hold his breath but he is "free to breath at any time".

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    1. Re:One little problem with this by Jamu · · Score: 1

      To be fair, they'd be free to walk (or float) out at any time on a real mission to Mars. They might be more disinclined to do it on a real mission though...

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    2. Re:One little problem with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are free to walk out at any time

      That one factor is why this test is useless. It would be like researching how long a human can hold his breath but he is "free to breath at any time".

      Just out of interest, how exactly would you arrange a research on how long a human can hold his breath?

  26. Translation Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The problem is translation issues, using a bidet and showering aren't equilivant

  27. Imagine their disappointment... by Arlet · · Score: 1

    When they finally open the capsule, and find they're still on earth.

    1. Re:Imagine their disappointment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they finally open the capsule, and find they're still on earth.

      I'm sure there was a Twilight Zone episode like this. If there wasn't, then it was twilight and I was in the zone ... or something like that!

    2. Re:Imagine their disappointment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they finally open the capsule, and find they're still on earth.

      Indeed.

    3. Re:Imagine their disappointment... by Confusador · · Score: 1

      Oh, I think the surprise will be more over the fact that Mars is populated by monkeys.

    4. Re:Imagine their disappointment... by twosat · · Score: 1

      There was hoax TV series called "Space Cadets" done in Britain a few years ago where some people were fooled into thinking that they were on a Russian Space Shuttle flight. Even the actors who were in on the hoax found it hard to believe that they weren't in space. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets_(television_hoax)

    5. Re:Imagine their disappointment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a fantastic series on Channel 4 (in the UK) where they found impressionable people, and simulated spaceflight. Very funny in places, but also very touching as they were (genuinely) all moved by the profoundness of it all.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets_(television_hoax)

  28. So what you're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They should pull the wool over their eyes and simulate Martian terrain and tell them "You know what, this was real all along" so that upon exit they think they're really on Mars, and then test their reaction.

  29. Posted AC as mum won't let him have a passport by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Probably posted AC as lives in mum's basement, doesn't have a passport and thinks that France is an island off Key West... or is an American living in Paris and is scared of a thorough kicking from the French Foreign Legion

  30. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you think no one has left the capsule yet?

  31. So what are they supposed to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use convicted felons who happen to have the same educational and psychological make-up that would be required for a real mission, so they can force them to stay put?

    Yeah, its not a "true" experience. Its a simulation. What's your point?

  32. Re:People in a group + "out" button = greater chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the second test wouldn't proof anything here, they could still stop at any time. pretty much as if they made the door open from the inside or the outside in this experiment.

  33. The question is.. by formfeed · · Score: 1

    .. can you really just walk away?
    Or will they chase you through the desert, hunting you down with black helicopters...

    1. Re:The question is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool subject for a movie ;)

    2. Re:The question is.. by flanktwo · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, mission walks away from you.

    3. Re:The question is.. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      In a way (in an era before helicopters), yes...

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  34. Self defeating by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    although they are free to walk out at any time

    That kind of makes everything different, doesn't it.

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  35. TFA - Blood spattered on the walls, sexul harssmnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for once am pleased to have read the entire FA just for the visual images:

    "A similar experiment in 1999-2000 at the same Moscow research center went awry when a Canadian woman complained of being forcibly kissed by the Russian team captain. She also said two Russian crew members had a fist fight that left blood splattered on the walls. Russian officials downplayed the incidents, attributing them to cultural gaps and stress."

  36. Re:People in a group + "out" button = greater chan by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    I'm not really convinced.

    In both cases of the second study there's a way to stop, since even without the button giving up was a possibility. I'm not sure what the button changes. Perhaps it's that without the button, they think they'll have a hard time getting the test stopped early, and don't want to risk waiting until it gets unbearable before trying to talk their way out of it.

    But in space, there's no stop button and no way out. No amount of arguing, threatening, beating people up, promising vast riches or the most horrible torment, killing, or anything else will change the fact that you're stuck in a capsule between Earth and Mars, and that no matter what, you're not getting out of it alive unless it successfully lands on Mars, then successfully returns home. Your only options are putting up with whatever problems you have and completing the mission, or directly or indirectly committing suicide.

    I don't think there's a way of setting up a study with that kind of situation since ethical concerns would prevent it from happening, so I think the best study cases would be people who got into similar situations in the military, arctic research bases, and such.

  37. Brubaker is headed west... by glabble · · Score: 0

    put everybody west.

  38. not a good time. by dlt074 · · Score: 1

    What's it like to be in a life and death situation with a team member you really hate?

    when you don't like them primarily because they are reckless and have almost gotten you killed, it's a nightmare. you have to call them out in a relatively safe environment with other team members around. they either take it to heart and shape up or you adjust everything to limit your exposure to them as much as is possible under the mission. also, you make sure that somebody else is watching your back and watching them.

    now, if you just don't like them for what ever reason. i've found that as long as they know how to do their job, everyone is fine. combat/hostile environments are funny things when it comes to that. you can hate a guys guts cause he's an asshole, but when you're in the middle of some third world hell hole, he becomes your best friend while you're out on that patrol. and you've got his back no matter what, cause he's YOUR asshole.

    1. Re:not a good time. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      So, "enemy of my enemy is my friend" in microscale? ;) (and look where this approach gets us... ;p )

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    2. Re:not a good time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Big difference. The guy in this case isn't going to intentionally shoot you - is on your team and doesn't qualify for "have almost gotten you killed".

      Whereas the enemy of your enemy might still try to kill/shoot you.

    3. Re:not a good time. by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You're right - also why Military Police is unnecessary / after all people always can see their assailants from a mile, be certain of their untrustworthiness; why fragging is a meaningless gibberish term; or why the word "decimation" doesn't have any curious origin right from the Roman times.

      Oh, wait...

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  39. I follow the italian-colombian guy on twitter by MMiguel78 · · Score: 2

    It's very interesting, IMHO, to follow @diegou, the italian-colombian guy on twitter, and I recommend it for everyone interested in space travel.

  40. What would be funny by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    What would be funny is if they really were sent to Mars but only THOUGHT it was an experiment, but I would imagine the lack of gravity and the unfiltered sun blasting in the windows would be a dead giveaway.

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  41. Too many variables by helios17 · · Score: 1

    Depends on the psychological makeup of the individuals involved, the immediate threat and the underlying grievance. In a situation where your life and the life of those you care about are in jeopardy, self preservation kicks in and a trained individual will do what it takes to eliminate that immediate threat. In a combat unit, those within are not interviewed to see if there are any among them that might have issues with others, unless they are an elite unit such as The Seals or Rangers. This situation however cannot be likened or compared to a combat situation. These people are in proximity (in theory) to one another without relief. I suspect this sort of test is being done to gauge and identify the stresses involved and the reactions from each when they are presented. It is a social experiment as well as a scientific one. Of course, there is always the isolated cases of soldiers being "fragged" in combat for cowardice or consistantly putting other members of the unit in danger. However, in space, no one can hear you silently plot to pull the air hose of the assbag in front of you.

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  42. That giant sucking sound by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    No, it's not the airlock, it's the sound of the American space program sucking. We should be putting all our space research efforts on a real manned mission to Mars or at least returning to the Moon. Instead we've built a space station which few people give a crap about. We've mothballed our shuttles without a replacement. And we've killed off other manned vehicle programs and slashed the budgets all so that we can have an outreach program to make Muslims feel better about their contributions to science all of which happened centuries ago. Scott Adams could write several books on this.

  43. Seems weak? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why the messages were 'occasionally delayed' - why not always delayed, to reinforce the experience? Seems like a relatively trivial way to make them really feel like they're out there.

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  44. Practical Joke by marciot · · Score: 1

    As a practical joke, they should relocate the capsule to some desert that resembles Mars, put a fake Mars rover nearby, open the hatch of the capsule, and watch the men stumble out going "WTF?"

  45. "bigot" by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I find "bigot" be an appropriately general term for such incidences, to pre-empt nit-picking based on the technical meaning of "race".

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  46. Close? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can 233 days down out of 520 be construed as anywhere near to close? They're not even halfway there yet!

  47. Re:People in a group + "out" button = greater chan by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    So, when we really send people to Mars, we need to make them believe it is an earth side test :D

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