The Matrix Re-Reloaded
derGoldstein writes "According to Keanu Reeves: ' Matrix 4 and 5 are coming.' At an event that took place at the London International School of Performing Arts, 'Reeves revealed that he met with the Wachowskis around Christmas. They told him that they completed script treatments for two more Matrix installments. They are planning to make the films in 3D and have already met with James Cameron to discuss the advantages and disadvantages of the technology. Reeves added that he's excited to return as Neo and promised that the treatments will truly revolutionize the action genre like the first Matrix film did.'"
I've been waiting for two more Matrix movies ever since the last one came out in 1999!
Surprise, asshole! I bet you never saw this coming, did ya?
....George Lucas is adopting the Wachowski brothers.
I thought they only ever made 1 movie, and it was good.
Wouldn't this technically qualify as a second? I sure hope they don't dirty the concept with some crazy machine war, or an oddly pointless death of Neo's love interest.
-Matt
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Matrix 4: Scene: Suburbia
Neo and gang mow lawns and clean pools.
Hot chick with pushup bra babysits for Neo, Trinity looks disgusted.
More mall shopping.
Matrix 5: Scene: Rural Farm
Neo and gang plant corn.
Hot chick with pushup bra milks a cow, Trinity looks disgusted.
More square dancing.
I'm rooting for Pastafarian.
Matrix 4: Spaghetti Code.
Matrix 4: Morpheus comes to Neo and Trinity, must take them to the future, something has to be done about their kids.
Matrix 5: Nebuchadnezzar struck by lightening, taken back to 1885, Neo must travel back in time to rescue Morpheus
I know the plot: Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, HHGTTG and Battlestar Galactica worlds are all instances of the matrix, like dimensions. A hero from each dimension will come wearing a diferent colored costume, and together will form The Matrix Rangers.
Neo will be the Blue Ranger, Adama the Black, Kirk the Pink, Frodo the Yellow and Arthur Dent the Red. They will ride a big Cylon mecha called Sauron.
They will find out that the Matrix true purpose is not energy generation, but to discover the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
In the end, we all die of boredom.
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