Smile Efficiently With the Emoticon Keyboard
If the strain of constantly typing emoticons is killing your fingers, and you've been reprimanded at work for typing :-( when you meant :-) the Emoticon Keyboard may be the answer to your prayers. The tiny keyboard connects via USB and ensures you'll never type the wrong emotion again. The only flaw I see is the lack of a giant LOL key.
Emoticon Keyboard: 4chan Edition!
Adds options for "DESU," "op is a fag," and "sauce." Also offers modifiable buttons and built in LOIC launch button. Granted, these aren't really emoticons, but a whole lot better.
Just replace the period with a LOL key LOL
It seems to the new way to end a pointless comment post these days LOL
You know, you could have spared us the inefficiency of reading all of your ranting, and simply condensed what you had to say down to its crucial emoticon essence:
:'(
It wasn't on the keyboard.
Epic fr0wnage.
Brain surgery - it's not rocket science!