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Senator Wyden Asks DHS To Explain Domain Seizures

An anonymous reader writes "With Homeland Security continuing to seize domain names without warning and without giving site operators a chance to respond to charges, it appears that at least some people in the US government are quite concerned about this turn of events. Techdirt has a copy of the full letter Senator Wyden has sent to both Attorney General Eric Holder and ICE director John Morton, asking a series of pointed questions concerning the domain seizures and how they impact due process, free speech and sovereign rule in foreign countries."

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  1. Epilepsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously the domains were causing the seizures, that's why they had to be closed!

  2. About time... by mace9984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He has my vote..

    1. Re:About time... by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And he just got reelected so you know his stand on this isn't posturing for next years election.

      He seems genuine and worthy.. even though I typically do not like democrats. I guess he is one of the few good ones left.

    2. Re:About time... by HermMunster · · Score: 2

      The thing about his letter...He asked not just questions, but he asked the *right* questions.

      I'm sure Holder and the ICE enforcer are aware they are breaking the law. I am wondering how difficult it is to get a special prosecutor. I'm wondering why, after a certain number of American's complain that a special prosecutor isn't automatically assigned. Seems to me that'd be the way to go to get these guys under control.

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    3. Re:About time... by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      And he just got reelected so you know his stand on this isn't posturing for next years election.

      Not next year, but the next time he's up.

      He's got to be scared. One of the stalwart undefeatable democrats in his state nearly had his assed whipped by a conservative challenger this year, so he knows the writing is on the wall for him. Add that to the high-tech computer industries in the state and he knows he's got a literate base of voters watching.

      As for being a "good one", he's the fellow who made a well-publicized promise not to use negative advertising in his campaign against Gordon Smith, and two days later the ads claiming that Smith killed a teenage kid started airing. (A worker at one of the processing plants Smith's family runs was killed in an accident. The family of the kid appeared in Smith ads supporting him...)

  3. Duly filed by commodore64_love · · Score: 2

    Eric Holder and John Morton filed the congressman's letter in their circular file. They don't give a frak what congress thinks.

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    1. Re:Duly filed by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      18USC242 I bet the good senator has the wherewithal to at least start an investigation.

      OMG No! Not another congressional investigation!

      Children will be running in the streets in abject terror. Teeth will be gnashed. Garments rended.

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  4. When you're downloading MP3s... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2

    ... the terrorists have already won? That seems the logic behind the DHS seizing domains at the RIAA's request.

    1. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by chispito · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... the terrorists have already won? That seems the logic behind the DHS seizing domains at the RIAA's request.

      I'm pretty sure even if there were never 9-11 hijackers or a DHS, the RIAA and MPAA would have found some other government agency to overstep its bounds and pull this kind of crap. Hooray for the good senator in trying to shed light on it.

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    2. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Weird Al described exactly how dangerous illegal downloading was:

      Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
      To break international copyright law
      By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
      Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA

      But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
      And the shame would leave a permanent scar
      'Cause you start out stealing songs and then you're robbing liquor stores
      And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car

      So really all this stuff is protecting the children and stopping drug crimes. Now, who could possibly be against that? Won't somebody please think of the children!

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    3. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by The+Moof · · Score: 5, Informative
      The best part is from TFA. From Wyden's Letter:

      In an affidavit written by Special Agent Andrew Reynolds, he uses his ability to download four specific songs on the domain name dajaz1.com as justification for seizure of this domain name. According to press accounts, the songs in question were legally provided to the operator of the domain name for the purpose of distribution.

      So it doesn't even matter if the distribution is legal or not anymore.

    4. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The best part is from TFA. From Wyden's Letter:

      In an affidavit written by Special Agent Andrew Reynolds, he uses his ability to download four specific songs on the domain name dajaz1.com as justification for seizure of this domain name. According to press accounts, the songs in question were legally provided to the operator of the domain name for the purpose of distribution.

      So it doesn't even matter if the distribution is legal or not anymore.

      Of course not. Legally shared songs are an even bigger threat to the RIAA than pirated ones.

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    5. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you remember 9/11?

      Terrorists flew downloaded MP3s into the Twin Towers and shot a child porn missile at the pentagon.

      For shame, Drakken. It's only been 10 years and you've forgotten the terrible cyber-events brought forward by the e-terrorists.

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    6. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, "Don't Download This Song" was put up for free download by Al. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume he secured distribution rights (which isn't as obvious as it sounds, stupid #@)@( record company contracts)

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    7. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course not. Legally shared songs are an even bigger threat to the RIAA than pirated ones.

      Exactly! It's just like when someone distributes free porn, the pay-for-porn distributors suffer!

      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/02/03/2216235/Free-Internet-Porn-Is-Legal-Says-California-Appeals-Court

    8. Re:When you're downloading MP3s... by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      Well, as long as we are playing the political reality game, Yes, by bush and company who, for all their faults, did not seize domain names like this.

      Oh and smaller government doesn't necessarily mean no government powers. It means constitutional limits as well as constitutional support for those government powers. At the risk of turning this into a cliche begging for political flames and trolling, Smaller government, I don't think that means what you think it means.

  5. Gentlemen, It's Time We Put Wyden on ICE by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Allow me to answer the questions from the honorable Senator for the DHS which was established to protect me from the terrorists:

    concerning the domain seizures and how they impact due process

    Basically ICE assumes that since we are now dealing with the 'cyber' prefix, none of the old laws apply that don't specifically call out domain names. So your due process is largely non-existent and we just sorta make it up as we go along. I mean, a lot of the stuff gets reversed. You're actually guilty until proven innocent in our books! If you don't agree with that, it logically follows that you're a terrorist. That's your first warning.

    free speech

    Ah, yes, 'free speech.' Well, basically our domain seizing takes free speech, bends it over an arcade machine and violently rapes it in front of everyone. It's sort of funny because you'd think you wouldn't be able to rape anyone in public but, well, so far everyone's just been standing around and watching us so ... And I mean we're DHS so what're they gonna do anyway, right? Side note, this is your second warning for asking terrorist questions, Senator.

    sovereign rule in foreign countries

    Foreign countries? No no no, there are two countries in the world: United States and everybody else. Everybody else gets rules only after our rules are established. And that's strike three, mister.

    That's an awful nice schedule you got there, Senator, be a shame if someone were to put you on the No Fly list! wyden.senate.gov will now redirect to DHS and ICE seals until the good Senator can prove he did not import unlicensed pandas in 1978. Terrorists like Wyden make me sick.

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    1. Re:Gentlemen, It's Time We Put Wyden on ICE by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's an awful nice schedule you got there, Senator, be a shame if someone were to put you on the No Fly list!

      Particularly worrying is the fact that recent developments suggest that they could very easily do exactly that - oversight seems to be pretty much non-existent. Unfortunately, the news media seem less than concerned about this one - I'm not suggesting any government conspiracy, it's just surprising given their common cries of "the sky is falling" to boost sales.

    2. Re:Gentlemen, It's Time We Put Wyden on ICE by kevinNCSU · · Score: 2

      Congress funds DHS does it not? Maybe just a couple of congressmen have the wherewithal to stand up for foreign domain names that were seized without due process but they ALL have the wherewithal to stand up when they themselves are threatened.

    3. Re:Gentlemen, It's Time We Put Wyden on ICE by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      That's an awful nice schedule you got there, Senator, be a shame if someone were to put you on the No Fly list!

      I'd venture to guess that that's not how it's done, Kennedy's token, highly-publicized difficulties not withstanding:

      Paul Wellstone was the only progressive in the U.S. Senate. Mother Jones magazine once described him as, "The first 1960s radical elected to the U.S. senate." He was also the last. Since defeating incumbent Republican Rudy Boschowitz 12 years ago in a grassroots upset, Wellstone emerged as the strongest, most persistent, most articulate and most vocal Senate opponent of the Bush administration.

      In a senate that is one heartbeat away from Republican control, Wellstone was more than just another Democrat. He was often the lone voice standing firm against the status-quo policies of both the Democrats and the Republicans. As such, he earned the special ire of the Bush administration and the Republican Party, who made Wellstone's defeat that party's number one priority this year.

      Various White House figures made numerous recent campaign stops in Minnesota to stump for the ailing campaign of Wellstone's Republican opponent, Norm Coleman. Despite being outspent and outgunned, however, polls show that Wellstone's popularity surged after he voted to oppose the Senate resolution authorizing George Bush to wage war in Iraq. He was pulling ahead of Coleman and moving toward a victory that would both be an embarrassment to the Bush administration and to Democratic Quislings such as Hillary Clinton who voted to support "the president."

      Then he died.

      Wellstone now joins the ranks of other American politicians who died in small plane crashes. Another recent victim was Missouri's former Democratic governor, Mel Carnahan, who lost his life in 2000, three weeks before Election Day, during his Senatorial race against John Ashcroft. Carnahan went on to become the first dead man to win a Senatorial race, humiliating and defeating the unpopular Ashcroft posthumously. Ashcroft, despite his unpopularity, went on to be appointed Attorney General by George W. Bush. Investigators determined that Carnahan's plane went down due to "poor visibility."

      Carnahan was the second Missouri politician to die in a small plane crash. The first was Democratic Representative Jerry Litton, whose plane crashed the night he won the Democratic nomination for senate in 1976. His Republican opponent ultimately captured the seat from his successor in November.

      While an article in the New York Times on Saturday pointed out the danger politicians face due to their heavy air travel schedules, the death of a senator or member of Congress is still relatively rare, with only one other sitting U.S. Senator, liberal Republican John Heinz, dying in a plane crash since World War II. Heinz, who entered office as an outspoken opponent of the Vietnam War, later emerged as a strong proponent of health care, social services, public transportation and the environment. He also urged reconciliation with Cuba. He died when the landing gear on his small plane failed to function, and a helicopter dispatched to survey the problem crashed into his plane.

      One former senator, John Tower, also died in a small plane crash. Tower was best known as the chair of the Tower Commission, which investigated the Reagan/Bush era Iran/Contra scandal.

      Another member of a prominent government commission who died in a small plane crash was former Democratic representative and House Majority Leader Hale Boggs. Boggs was best known as one of the seven members of the Warren Commission, which investigated the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. The commission found that Lee Harvey Oswald was acting alone when he killed the president. Boggs, it turns out, had "strong doubts" that Oswald acted alone, but went along with the commission findings. Later, in 1971 and 1972, he went public with his doubts. He was presumed dead after the small plane carryi

  6. The three questions I found most interesting by Zerth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does the Administration consider whether a domain name operated overseas is in compliance with the domestic law from which the domain name is operated?

    What standard does DoJ expect foreign countries to use when determining whether to seize a domain name controlled in the U.S. for copyright infringement?

    Does the Administration believe that websites that facilitate discussion about where to find infringing content on the Internet represents speech or the distribution of infringed content? What if the discussion on these websites includes hyperlinks to websites that offer downloadable, infringing content?

    I'd find it hilarious if other countries protested by grabbing a few domains that violated laws Americans think are kooky, e.g. Germany confiscating domains that sold Nazi memorabilia.

    1. Re:The three questions I found most interesting by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd find it hilarious if other countries protested by grabbing a few domains that violated laws Americans think are kooky, e.g. Germany confiscating domains that sold Nazi memorabilia.

      Its kind of like when Brazil started finger printing all US citizens who arrived in their country. Which upset said citizens until it was pointed out the the US was doing that to all foreign nationals arriving in the US. At least some people in the world still have balls.

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    2. Re:The three questions I found most interesting by Nadaka · · Score: 2

      What? I am completely failing to make sense of what you are writing in relation to my post.

      You lived and died under the nazi flag for a couple decades.

      Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it.

      I was referring to documentaries or fiction taking place in the context of WW2, not "white pride" BS.

    3. Re:The three questions I found most interesting by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Informative

      *whooosh*

      If these domain owners had been 'sued' that would reasonable. Having your say, court of law and all that.

      The domains were simply 'taken' by the US without any due process associated with being 'sued'.

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  7. Probably futile response but... by hsmyers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wrote Senator Wyden even though he is not mine--- I live in orange county north, i.e. Idaho. Here is what I said:

    I believe that your recent letter to John Morton and Eric Holder represents a "still small voice" of resistance in a dangerous slide to corporatism. When former President Eisenhower warned against the military-industrial complex no one listened--- and perhaps rightfully so since the attack on our rights comes not from Northrup and Boeing, but from Hollywood and Walt Disney. It is still an attack designed to eliminate precious rights that all citizens need preserved even if they don't clearly under stand them. I salute your efforts and would like to know how I might help in your efforts.

    I don't particularly expect a response and have no idea of what I could do, other than to voice my support. Still as the events of the last month or so have shown, great change comes from critical mass and critical mass is acquired incrementally...

    1. Re:Probably futile response but... by guyminuslife · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, you could write him a check for his re-election campaign. I would but I'm broke.

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    2. Re:Probably futile response but... by hsmyers · · Score: 2

      Will when the time comes--- there by gaining the time to scrape together some funds as I am likewise broke. Hit both the age ceiling and the experience ceiling so have been unemployed for some time now. At the moment words are all I have...

    3. Re:Probably futile response but... by KermodeBear · · Score: 2

      I wrote in support of him as an Ohio resident. I very rarely contact representatives outside of my district, but when one of them does something spectacular I will anyway. I encourage others to do so as well.

      When an elected official does something that you strongly support or oppose you should let them know - especially if that person is in your district. How else are they supposed to know if what they're doing is pissing people off or making them happy?

      A lot of us fill out a ballot then go home and bitch and moan until the next time we fill out a ballot. Then we go home and bitch and moan some more.

      If you want to fix things (for your own personal understanding of "fix") you need to be more involved than that.

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    4. Re:Probably futile response but... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2

      I salute your effort in supporting the good senator, but it would have been better had you checked on the definition of the word "corporatism" before sending it.

      Meh, it's a moot point. He'll skim over or just read the first sentence, much like I did with your post.

  8. Re:Whoring bitch by I3OI3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And that, children, is why you shouldn't keep your Slashdot password on a stickie by your keyboard.

  9. Murder is bad by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Murder is bad. I mean, really bad and it has all sorts of negative consequences to our society, and government needs to something about it.

    Therefore, suspected murderers shouldn't have due process.

    Looks like airtight logic to me! Anyone see a problem with it?

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    1. Re:Murder is bad by corbettw · · Score: 2

      The only thing surprising about that is that some asshat somewhere hasn't suggested it.

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  10. This and the story about Anniston Ala by al0ha · · Score: 3

    show just how many people there are in the US who either don't give a flying F about the principal of Free Speech or don't understand the Constitution.

    Luckily for us they are the minority, as the Tea Bagger movement has so effectively demonstrated. Even so, constant vigilance people!

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    1. Re:This and the story about Anniston Ala by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh no... clearly the majority of people in the US are contented idiots or just more concerned about themselves and their lawns. Most people I know wouldn't care if half their city blew up as long as there was still food at the grocery store. It's why basically the powerful can do what they want... there isn't a knowledgeable base or voters to stand up and fight and make sure someone who really wants to lead the country and not use office as a chance to line their pockets with corporate cash. (And even if these imbeciles in Congress aren't getting paid right now, they will get a paid off down the road with a cushy job or the like. They are ALL getting paid by corporate cash now or later.)

    2. Re:This and the story about Anniston Ala by KingMotley · · Score: 2

      Not everything revolves around Free Speech. It is however quite ridiculous how few people actually understand what Free Speech is and what is and is NOT protected.

  11. Time to Godwin by jimmydevice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hate to point this out, But isn't "homeland security" going down the same path those guys in brown shirts tried some 80 years ago?
    Even their names, "homeland security" and ICE sound Orwellian.

    People from Oregon may be kooky ( I was born and lived there for 30 years ) but they believe in freedom, The real kind, not the plastic,
    corporate centric mommy state the feds have crapped out since 911.
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    1. Re:Time to Godwin by Spykk · · Score: 2

      I hate to point this out, But isn't "homeland security" going down the same path those guys in brown shirts tried some 80 years ago?

      Homeland Security may have its issues, but comparing them to UPS is uncalled for.

  12. Re:Whoring bitch by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

    It's not her, it's our one-party political climate. Both parties are corporatist and if you get rid of her there are about a million corporate latkeys ready to take her place.

  13. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by Alyred · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wyden and Merkley (Senators from Oregon) both deserve praise for their efforts to put the people back in control of our government and preserve our rights. Merkley (the freshman senator) particularly has shown a strength of character that is unexpected for a first-timer.

    Let's hope they stand as an example to the bought-and-paid-for corporatist weasels that currently hold the seats from many other states.

  14. Recent International Issue by jdev · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Considering ICE just seized a Spanish domain that was deemed legal in Spain, I hope this gets more attention. The government is totally out of control here.

  15. Re:Whoring bitch by Hatta · · Score: 2

    Try to keep your sexist bigotry and legitimate political outrage separate. Thanks!

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  16. Re:Whoring bitch by Hatta · · Score: 2

    I'm not complaining because I'm offended. I'm complaining because your (quite important) message will be less effective because of it. It's easy to read the last sentence of your post and write the whole thing off as the rantings of someone who hates women in power. Don't give people that opportunity. Stay on message.

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  17. Re:Whoring bitch by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whitesnake

    *BLINKS*

    or whatever it is that today's teeny-boppers download

    *Looks at the calender* Seriously, of all the bands you could have pulled out, WHITESNAKE?!?

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  18. It's all about the Superbowl by bradley13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Following links from TFA, we find this fascinating quote: "Law enforcement officials picked this week to shut down the sites for a reason. The Superbowl, the most-watched sporting event of the year, is this Sunday. ICE wants to make sure football fans who planned on going online to watch the big game turn to legitamate broadcasters instead."

    Who needs due process? Just follow the money...

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  19. DNS is the Achilles Heel of the Internet by Joe+U · · Score: 3, Interesting

    DNS is the Achilles Heel of the Internet. If the Internet is going to be controlled, DNS is going to be the most likely way to do it.

    A few Senators are not going to stop this trend. It's going to get worse. It's good to see that someone is paying attention, but I don't see anything that can be done to fix the basic flaw with DNS. DNS is controlled by one group that you can't trust.

    So, yet again, I'm calling all the smart people out there, lets start talking about replacing DNS once and for all.

    Anyone?

    1. Re:DNS is the Achilles Heel of the Internet by fnj · · Score: 2

      Let's get one thing straight. DNS is not the problem; our government is. If the government didn't use DNS manipulation to further their evil purpose, they would use something else. They would just lock up the site owner, or put out a hit on him or send a hellfire missile if he is not in US territory. This is what you get when you cease to be vigilant about an agency (national government) whose power is inherently unlimited. The system of constitutional limits on that power only works when the people are vigilant and put their fist down.

  20. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by deapbluesea · · Score: 4, Informative

    Compulsory link to the broken window fallacy

    Forcing gas companies to hire employees to pump gas for you provides jobs for those pumping the gas, but that also means gas costs more in Oregon than other places, and money spent on gas in money not spent on other commercial pursuits. Granted, since it is next to California, Oregon gas prices don't look that bad, but California is a distorted comparison in this case. You'll note that Oregon has the 10th most expensive gas in the nation. I'm sure plenty of people will attempt to rebut this, and a quick look around google/bing (they're the same now, right?) didn't turn up much regarding a linkage between full service and gas prices.

    Interestingly, the Oregon ban on self-serve has been challenged several times - by the gas industry. It seems the gas station owners want to cut the personnel cost and sell more gas by lowering the cost. In Oregon a referendum to do so was voted down. It appears the citizens of that state are happy to pay a little more at the pump to provide jobs that could otherwise be spread out amongst other industries.

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  21. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by deathsquirrel · · Score: 2

    Oregon may have relatively high gas prices for the nation but we're smack dab between areas with generally even higher prices. If we fire all the pump workers our prices won't go down. Why should they? They'll just fire the minimum wage workers and pocket the difference. It's not as if we can drive across the river to washington to fill up for less. It's more expensive there for self serve than for full serve in Portland.

  22. Exactly by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 4, Informative

    Remember folks: EVERYONE in the House who was pro-Net Neutrality was removed from power via massive corporate campaign donations (which are now unlimited because of our Wing Nut Supreme Court).

  23. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

      I had to drive through Oregon a few times. The first few times, I got out of the car to pump gas. I may as well have been running around naked with an assault rifle screaming "the aliens are coming! Hide the women and children!"

        In talking to the attendants, it was all about "safety". People don't know how to pump gas on their own. It's a highly skilled trade that us commoners wouldn't be able to comprehend. {sigh}

        I've heard both arguments (safety and jobs). Both are empty arguments. I've been pumping my own fuel for over 20 years. Not I, nor anyone I know, has accidentally blown themselves up by pumping fuel. I've never seen a gas station on fire because someone didn't know how to pump their own gas. Most are unrelated incidents (car caught fire for other reasons, rocket scientist playing with a lighter near the fuel, etc) Some store owners I spoke with complained about the need to hire dedicated fuel dispensing engineers. It makes the fuel cost more, to cover the extra staff's wages. A reduction in fuel costs would be reflected in increases with other jobs. Take a service company for instance. They could hire more staff, if they didn't have to pay as much in fuel costs. There's plenty of other information on this, I don't have to explain it all to a bright audience like this. Simply put, the other 48 states that do allow pumping your own fuel haven't had total economic collapses because kids were being paid minimum wage to pump your gas for you.

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  24. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Oregon a referendum to do so was voted down. It appears the citizens of that state are happy to pay a little more at the pump to provide jobs that could otherwise be spread out amongst other industries.

    Well, that or the people who objected couldn't afford the gas to drive to the polling place and vote for the ban of the ban.

    Maybe I should move to Oregon so my college and other accreditation wouldn't stand in my way of getting a job pumping gas. Or better yet, I could open a gas station, organize it as a club, sell memberships, make all members volunteer-employees, and sell the gas at lower costs with those volunteer employees pumping it.

    Anyways, if that is actually something the people of Oregon want to do, more power to them. I guess my scam would fail. But I have done other things to get around the smoking ban in my state too. A bar I own part of, we purchased an old motor home and parked it in the courtyard of the beer garden. Gutted out the inside, put a cage around the drivers area, and extended out the sides, and put a covered awning going to the side door of the establishment. Now "members" can go into a comfortable, heated environment that escapes the regulation defining building and smoke while drinking any time they want, those that don't smoke can stay inside, and all I have to do is keep the tags current and drive it around the block ever month or so. The bar is a dump, but it's the most popular bar in town.

  25. The reply by darth+dickinson · · Score: 2

    And AG Holder's reply:

    "Why did we seize them? Because SHUT UP, that's why!"

  26. Re:Blame Bush? by Culture20 · · Score: 2

    tortured to death under bush

    Snoo-snoo? Sign me up!

  27. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2

    Yeah! Instead of having people do useful jobs that require immense amounts of time, effort, or both, have people do jobs that absolutely anyone (or a machine) could do! Let's forget about innovation and the like. Let's just make people do useless things that require almost zero effort, knowledge, or both.

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  28. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by X0563511 · · Score: 2

    Yea, someone should invent a kind of break-away device to protect the pumps from damage!

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  29. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by SilentChasm · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, that or the people who objected couldn't afford the gas to drive to the polling place and vote for the ban of the ban.

    Oregon has a vote by mail system. As in they send you the ballot and you have a couple weeks I believe to fill it out and send it back to them by 1. putting a stamp on it and mailing it or 2. dropping it in a ballot collection box.

    It makes it really simple to vote as you don't have to go find a polling place and you don't have to take off work/school/whatever on one specific day with everyone else.

  30. Re:At least someone is looking out for us. by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are gas stations just as you describe in Oregon. Card lock fuel stations we call them. You get a membership card (basically like a credit card) and you can drive up and pump your own gas. There is no one that works at them at all usually and they're usually near a Wal-Mart.

    Thing is the gas isn't any cheaper. That's why people in Oregon vote down the self serve gas initiatives over and over. Because we know we will lose thousands of jobs and the gas prices will just stay the same. Basically moving money from working Oregonians to the pockets of oil execs.