Pentagon To Spend $500 Million On Cyber Defense
hostedftp found a story about the Pentagon's plan to shell out half a billion dollars on cyber defense in the next year. The article says, "The $500 million is part of the Pentagon's 2012 budget request of $2.3 billion to improve the Defense Department's cyber capabilities."
I'm guessing that HBGary Federal won't be seeing too much of that...
...on upgrading all their trial copies of Mcafee.
500 million there. Pffft chump change...
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sounds like a good use of the money. I mean that's only half the cost of a single stealth bomber to improve security so that we don't get p0wned by some hacker.
Unplugging the computer from the network is free. It's also free to not invest in wireless.
Pentagon to spend $500 Million on Cyber Defense
...Otherwise known as the internet kill-switch.
People sneer at "cyberwarfare", but once i came across this I sort of rethought the concept. If they're aiming to basically network everything and everyone to increase reaction times and information availability, it really makes a bit more sense.
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....attached to vaguely defined requirements. It's what makes the consulting industry work!
...our debt isn't big enough. Let's spend $500 Million on something that will be rendered useless by some idiot employee who clicks on banners.
What do I know, I'm just an idiot, right?
Doesn't sound like an unreasonable price tag, but that is assuming the money actually gets spent where it accomplishes something. This has the potential to become another profiteering complex where hundreds of different(and/or redundant) cybersecurity firms exist that nobody can keep track of.
They're pretty big in that space.
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From TFA:
Hey, it's even cooler than Web 2.0 'cause, you know, it's like 3.0.
Anyone got the spec's for "Cyber 2.7"?
Here's an idea. You can have it for free.
How about you have a department of nothing but hackers who try to crack your systems. As they get through, they report what they did and you fix it? No 3.0 needed.
Of course there is. The problem is whether that technology is just a band-aid for core problems in the systems.
You need to identify what can be done with the technology you have today.
That will tell you the flaws in that technology.
Which will tell you what you need to band-aid tomorrow UNTIL you can get the core problems FIXED.
The government is planning on spending $500 billion on Cyber Toilets. A spokesman stated, "It is our goal to get 90% of America's asses covered with Cyber Toilets within the next ten years." A DARPA study revealed that Americans spend an average of 15 minutes on the throne each and every day. Advances in wireless and tablet technology mean that this could be utilized as productive time to leverage the ailing economy. The spokesman continued, "The Japanese not only have shitters that can wash and dry your tush, their potties can roll excellent sushi's, too. We can not, as a country, afford to fall behind in this important technology sector." Recently, a special test program involving US Air Force UAV pilots, proved that pilots were perfectly able to hit targets while taking a dump.
A member of Congress stated, "We can not say 'no' to any spending bill with the word 'cyber' in it. Oooh! 'Cyber' . . . it makes me feel so macho!"
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How about John Boner's $450 million earmark spending the Pentagon's budget on a project it doesn't even want?
take it from a less merit worthy program. You've already got nearly $700B tax payer dollars. If you'd like some suggestions how about starting here:
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Here's an idea. You can have it for free.
How about you have a department of nothing but hackers who try to crack your systems. As they get through, they report what they did and you fix it? No 3.0 needed.
Out of curiosity how does one form an entire department of highly skilled and reliable workers AND perform security clearance background checks on them for free?
Febuary 17, 2011: The Pentagon loses billions as bored college kid subverts defense systems with a black magic market and some shiny tape.
That is a lot of PFSense boxes
The military is reaching out to commercial companies for the latest technologies and technical experts to safeguard the Pentagon’s computer networks
Old joke:
"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man seated next to her on the airplane.
"I'm a naval surgeon," he replied.
"Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"
Hmm, okay: if it's important to security, don't put it on the damned Internet, and rip the network and wireless cards out of any device that has the data. Station armed guards around the building. Better yet, scribble the information on a napkin in an ancient native language and make it look as unimportant as possible.
You're welcome...please send my 500 million dollar check. Hey you know what, I'll even make it half price and charge you 250 million.
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Update, 16 Feb 2011: Cisco to offer 500 Million Dollar Firewall
0.5 billion on cyber defense and 2.3 billion total for the cyber program. That means 1.3 billion on cyber attack?
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They could give two million, I could do a study for them and actual security would be just as good as before.
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