Pentagon To Spend $500 Million On Cyber Defense
hostedftp found a story about the Pentagon's plan to shell out half a billion dollars on cyber defense in the next year. The article says, "The $500 million is part of the Pentagon's 2012 budget request of $2.3 billion to improve the Defense Department's cyber capabilities."
...on upgrading all their trial copies of Mcafee.
People sneer at "cyberwarfare", but once i came across this I sort of rethought the concept. If they're aiming to basically network everything and everyone to increase reaction times and information availability, it really makes a bit more sense.
Emotions! In your brain!
....attached to vaguely defined requirements. It's what makes the consulting industry work!
Doesn't sound like an unreasonable price tag, but that is assuming the money actually gets spent where it accomplishes something. This has the potential to become another profiteering complex where hundreds of different(and/or redundant) cybersecurity firms exist that nobody can keep track of.
From TFA:
Hey, it's even cooler than Web 2.0 'cause, you know, it's like 3.0.
Anyone got the spec's for "Cyber 2.7"?
Here's an idea. You can have it for free.
How about you have a department of nothing but hackers who try to crack your systems. As they get through, they report what they did and you fix it? No 3.0 needed.
Of course there is. The problem is whether that technology is just a band-aid for core problems in the systems.
You need to identify what can be done with the technology you have today.
That will tell you the flaws in that technology.
Which will tell you what you need to band-aid tomorrow UNTIL you can get the core problems FIXED.
The government is planning on spending $500 billion on Cyber Toilets. A spokesman stated, "It is our goal to get 90% of America's asses covered with Cyber Toilets within the next ten years." A DARPA study revealed that Americans spend an average of 15 minutes on the throne each and every day. Advances in wireless and tablet technology mean that this could be utilized as productive time to leverage the ailing economy. The spokesman continued, "The Japanese not only have shitters that can wash and dry your tush, their potties can roll excellent sushi's, too. We can not, as a country, afford to fall behind in this important technology sector." Recently, a special test program involving US Air Force UAV pilots, proved that pilots were perfectly able to hit targets while taking a dump.
A member of Congress stated, "We can not say 'no' to any spending bill with the word 'cyber' in it. Oooh! 'Cyber' . . . it makes me feel so macho!"
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
How about John Boner's $450 million earmark spending the Pentagon's budget on a project it doesn't even want?