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Feds Pay Millions For Bogus Spy Software

gosuperninja writes "The US Government paid tens of millions of dollars to Dennis Montgomery because he said he had created software that could decode secret Al-Qaeda messages embedded in Al-Jazeera broadcasts. Even though the CIA figured out that his software was fraud in 2003, other defense agencies continued to believe in it. To date, the government has not prosecuted Montgomery, most likely to save itself the embarrassment."

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  1. Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize.. by intellitech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mr. Montgomery is about to go on trial in Las Vegas on unrelated charges of trying to pass $1.8 million in bad checks at casinos.

    I'd say he has more than a "penchant" for gambling, it sounds like this guy genuinely has a problem.

    Gambling issue aside, the sad thing regarding his behavior is that it's probably more commonplace than we're aware of. After 9/11, government officials were and still are under serious pressure to produce results, and often all too eager to sign a few papers here and there if it would magically solve their problems. The government trying to save face is merely a symptom, and should be treated as such. The only things I can think of that would discourage this behavior is active prevention through transparency and follow-up enforcement when that fails. One way or another, these charades must not be allowed to continue. I'm sure there's a lot more where that came from which fell into the well along the way, and it's going to add up. After all, it is the taxpayer that will shoulder the weight of these transactions.

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  2. File suit against the government by Khyber · · Score: 2

    If we have this solid evidence, file suit against the government for criminal negligence. Do something that will force them to lay punishment down on the lying son of a bitch.

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    1. Re:File suit against the government by osgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Blaming a woman for the way she dresses in a rape trial would be attacking her freedom of expression.

      Blaming the government for spending millions of our tax dollars on a blatant scam would be attacking the government officials for being abjectly stupid.

      The former is not okay. The latter is responsible and should be expected.

    2. Re:File suit against the government by c6gunner · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sure, of course there are going to be differences. Analogies are always imperfect. However, the original comment stated that the criminal should be "left alone" and the government punished for the failure. If you find that approach to be in any way reasonable, there's something very wrong with you.

      (and no, I'm not suggesting that YOU do, I'm only explaining why I responded in the way I did)

    3. Re:File suit against the government by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 2

      > file suit against the government for criminal negligence

      You can only file suit against the government (and win) when they consent to be sued in plain language in the law. The most common case where they do that is section 1983 claims; section 1983 of part of the United States Code lets you sue the government for violating your Constitutional rights. I am unaware of any sovereign immunity waivers that apply in this situation. It's not like you have a Constitutional right to have the government not be a moron.

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    4. Re:File suit against the government by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      taxes pay for police as well... i think the duty falls on them somewhat.

      a person does not have a duty to avoid having crimes perpetrated upon them in order to prevent a burden on the medical and legal system. that's stupid.

      crime prevention is a state responsibility.

      beyond locking my car doors, i should be able to walk wherever the fuck i want to, should i so choose.

      if a park is the shortest path between work and the train station, i reserve the right as a free fucking citizen to walk through that park, no matter what time it is. YMMV.

      if necessary, i will take precautions (like carrying something heavy, or at least having rudimentary self-defense skills)

    5. Re:File suit against the government by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      taxes pay for police as well... i think the duty falls on them somewhat.

      No, it doesn't. Look up Warren vs. District of Columbia. It deals with a case where three women were beaten, raped, and otherwise degraded for a 14 hour stretched, after not just calling the police, but calling them twice and being assured each time that officers were being dispatched. The women sued the district and lost. Here's the relevant part of the court ruling (emphasis added):

      "The Court, however, does not agree that defendants owed a specific legal duty to plaintiffs with respect to the allegations made in the amended complaint for the reason that the District of Columbia appears to follow the well established rule that official police personnel and the government employing them are not generally liable to victims of criminal acts for failure to provide adequate police protection."

      If, like me, you're not an American citizen, you might rightly point out that this doesn't apply to your nation. Rest assured that all nations follow a similar rule, for the simple reason that the amount of police officers required to guarantee protection of all individuals would vastly exceed all other government positions combined. Right now you probably have 1 police officer on duty for every 100+ criminals. If you can't understand why the government has no responsibility to protect you, then you don't understand the magnitude of the problem.

      if a park is the shortest path between work and the train station, i reserve the right as a free fucking citizen to walk through that park, no matter what time it is. YMMV.

      Carry on. Momma Nature reserves the right to present you with a Darwin Award. And I reserve the right to shake my head and/or laugh while reading your obituary.

  3. They should have been suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the message decoded to "There's a sucker born every minute."

  4. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The government trying to save face is merely a symptom, and should be treated as such.

    It certainly does make them look stupid when they're supposed to be protecting us from a big, determined, ruthless threat like Al-Qaeda and it ends up that they can't even protect themselves from simple fraud. It makes them look unnecessary, too, and that's the part they can't stand. It's the sort of thing that can make the political pressures no longer operate in their favor. Until this event they had the whole "be afraid!" thing working well for them.

     

    The only things I can think of that would discourage this behavior is active prevention through transparency and follow-up enforcement when that fails.

    In any kind of merit-based organization that would mean firing and replacing every decision-maker who chose to invest in this software. That's how they could regain credibility, by showing that they won't tolerate such gross incompetence within their ranks. Otherwise the question remains valid: how do they propose to protect the entire country from shadowy underground terrorist organizations bent on our destruction if they cannot even protect themselves from a common con-man?

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  5. Embarrassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This kind of hoaxes happens all the time. Check out Quadro Tracker and friends...

    1. Re:Embarrassment? by couchslug · · Score: 2

      They will continue to happen unless and until people selling bogus software to the government are prosecuted for sabotage.

      The problem is the inequitable justice system fails to inflict enough pain on white collar criminals to deter them, yet inflicts so much on those of lower social class they are often ruined and made worse.

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  6. Yet Another duplicate article by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 3, Informative

    I realize this is winter..but must we go on with the repeats?"

    1. Re:Yet Another duplicate article by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I realize this is winter..but must we go on with the repeats?"

      It's a bit more interesting than that. This guy had been outed two years ago. The Federal government, instead of just admitting it got screwed, decided to toss the whole incident under the rug and declare it a secret. This is even more outrageous than the initial fraud and incompetence. Using secrecy as an excuse for incompetence is nothing new, however it is such a serious issue that it needs to be brought up every time it's discovered.

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  7. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Takichi · · Score: 4, Informative
    This all happened way back in the early GW Bush administration. It's unclear how many of these guys are still around. The article is definitely worth a read. There was talk of shooting down passenger aircraft over some of the "intelligence" gathered by his software (ok, so it wasn't really considered, but the fact it was suggested at all is alarming). In regards to firing the people responsible, FTA:

    The C.I.A. never did an assessment to determine how a ruse had turned into a full-blown international incident, officials said, nor was anyone held accountable. In fact, agency officials who oversaw the technology directorate — including Donald Kerr, who helped persuade George J. Tenet, then the director of central intelligence, that the software was credible — were promoted, former officials said.

  8. I saw something very similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked at one of the 'Agenices' and during my time there (in the last 3 years) I worked with a similar fellow. He was introduced to me as this utter genius. An independant subcontractor who, with his never seen friend, had come up with a software solution that could allow their laptop to snoop on any Internet traffic, anywhere in the world at any time...instantly. "It sees everything, you just look at the part that interests you", he explained to me. Sort of like a machine running Wireshark with the NIC in PROM mode, but for the entire Internet. No one in the Gov questioned him. No a single soul. He was a contractor (like myself) and was being paid so much that he was given two billets to cover the cost. So I sat through his presentation and immediately threw a BS flag. He flipped out, stormed out and no one knew what to do. I did my best to explain the facts that made his claims impossible. I asked the room if they'd ever tested his system in a real world environment. "Call your wife, have her get online and tell her what's going on. Then have Peter look at her traffic". After about a half-hour, they started to realize what had happened, you could see it on their faces. Thing is, this guy had been paid millions in funding a salary. I don't think his business partner ever existed. What did they do about it? Nothing. You see, in order to go after him, they'd look foolish. Not going to happen. Not in the Intel community.

    1. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if your story is remotely true, then you are an idiot.

      You could have made millions on this - everybody is in on the game, so are you holier than the rest of them?

      You should have approached this fella privately and 'sold' him a module to his application that would also provide ability to track all GPS systems installed in all cars/other vehicles with just a few simple clicks.

      If/when he would have told you: "BS/impossible", you could have just point back at him and winÐ and said something like - "not less possible than whatever you are selling", and you would have been in business.

      Millions, you could have made millions.

    2. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ha ha ha ha! You have just made my day.

      ade 651 and the company's website - they sell them to gov'ts and military at around 60,000USD/pop.

      GT200 - these are cheaper I think, about half the price of ADE. They are sold to governments.

      Quadro Tracker

      Sniffex

      hedd1

      h3tec

      etc. all of these are sold to and bought by various government institutions. From schools to military to airports to subway systems, etc.etc.

      Makes you so much securer. Or does it? Reliance on these devices KILLS people, who 'use' them and then believe the place is safe.

    3. Re:I saw something very similar. by Oswald · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not sure you're following the game. This conversation all started with an article about U.S. intelligence agencies paying a man US$20,000,000 to detect and decode (presumably) steganographic messages in news broadcasts. That charlatans can weasel their way into the most sensitive parts of the government on this side of the pond is, if not a proven fact, at least a given for the purposes of our little chat here.

      The closest I've ever gotten to being in an intelligence agency was taking the tour at the FBI in D.C. about 20 years ago. But I did spend 25 years working for the FAA, which is responsible for ensuring the safety of aviation in the U.S. (presumably without choking off air travel to a trickle), and I saw examples of ignorance and incompetence in positions of authority and consequence that have scarred me for life. Most people don't know anything, and they don't know anything about what they might know if they did know anything, and they don't know any way to figure out the extent of their ignorance if they did want to know (which they don't).

      As a humorous aside, here's an example of what passes for "security" in the U.S.: a supervisor of mine (we'll call him Tom, since that's his name) told the story of how, when he had been in the agency for just a couple of years, a friend of his broke up with his wife. The wife got angry and called the ATC center where we worked and told management that her (future ex-)husband and his buddies (including, naturally, Tom) had smoked marijuana in her presence. This, of course, started a witch hunt which ended with Tom being interviewed by his superior. It went something like this:

      Tom's Boss: Tom, we hear you've smoked pot. Is that true?
      Tom: Yes.
      Tom's Boss: We can't fire you for that because we can't prove it, but since you admitted it to me we'll have to fire you for falsifying government documents.
      Tom: What documents?
      Tom's Boss: Your SF-171 Application for Government Employment. Where it asks if you've used illegal drugs, you said "no."
      Tom: No, I didn't. I said yes.
      Tom's Boss: Huh?
      Tom: When I filled out the SF-171, I said I had used marijuana.
      Tom's Boss: You did?
      Tom: Yes.
      Tom's Boss: Oh.

      And that was it. As far as I know (I'm retired now), Tom still works there, 30 years after the PATCO strike opened up a position for him. And that, my friend, is what passes for due diligence in the U.S. government.

    4. Re:I saw something very similar. by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      Contrary to government-is-full-of-idiots lore ...

      The government is full of idiots (hell, we vote for a good chunk of them). But there are enough non-idiots to keep this type of shit from happening (usually). I'd be worried if there were more non-idiots then idiots though, because with all the malice and plotting they do at the moment we're safer because most of them aren't much smarter than my cat.

    5. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      Publicised "evidence" for WMDs in Iraq was produced for nothing but political reasons. The intelligence agencies don't care whether you blame them or not. They're not going anywhere, and they will carry on producing accurate reports for people who need to know.

    6. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      You insult your cat. If cats could talk, they wouldn't; the vanity of man revolts from the serene indifference of the cat; etc.

    7. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      What is your point? I don't know much about how US government works behind the scenes, but in the UK any release by almost every department of government or civil service is designed to effect a particular goal, not to inform. If something is released by government to suggest the impotence of a particular department and grave consequences of that impotence, for example, it is because representative and popular support for increased budget or powers is sought.

      For example, all the "CIA/FBI/NSA/etc were clueless" released after 9/11 was just a pretext for increasing their surveillance powers and introducing various privacy-intruding Acts, none of which had anything to do with solving whatever problem caused 9/11 in the first place.

    8. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      Re-read. The obviously bungled reports are known not to be true (except, perhaps, by you?), but are created to further a particular goal. Or is propaganda something only the Axis of Naughtiness engages in?

    9. Re:I saw something very similar. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2

      By committing fraud against the US government, with the hopes that it wouldn't catch up to him? Yeah, that's brilliant. The guy in the story here is luckily the CIA didn't take care of business properly to cover up this little fuckup. Why would you want to aspire to that? I know it may be hard for you to wrap your brain around, but it's not so hard to make the kind of money you are describing without committing massive fraud, and you actually get to enjoy the fruits of your labor without ending up in jail, disgraced or dead.

    10. Re:I saw something very similar. by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      You are not safer even when they are not necessarily ignorant.

    11. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      If you want, you can describe 2008 as "inevitable" rather than planned: Now if some ongoing behaviour is unsustainable then it will inevitably eventually fail. Do you regard that the past decade of behaviour was sustainable? If the answer is no then you must accept that what happened in 2008 was inevitable. If the answer is yes then provide evidence.

      The whole "social security is a ponzi scheme" is bullshit: everyone takes part in SS whereas a ponzi scheme collapses because there are not enough new investors to give profitable returns the older investors. The changing demographic will mean that pension ages may need to be tweaked, but that's happening anyway. AFAIK accusations that the Federal Reserve is a ponzi scheme are based on the way it behaves in certain situations - there is nothing inherently ponzi about it. But I don't know enough about it. If it is a ponzi scheme, when is it considered that it will fail and what's retarding it?

    12. Re:I saw something very similar. by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 2

      Even with these there is a silver lining. As stated in the Quadro Tracker article on Wikipedia, if the institution knows these devices are frauds, but their (e.g.) students, don't, and the students think the administration really does have a device that can detect drugs even in airtight containers...Well there are obviously positive effects going on there. The only thing is ... why pay so much? The administration could probably kludge together stuff from the local hobby shop/Radio Shack (just ask the science lab teacher, he/she is probably bored out of their mind anyway, and looking for something fun) to 'design' it.. then begin circulating the rumor that they have it, and stage a couple 'stings' that prove the device's efficacy... Presto! You have less drugs on campus.

      And in a similar vein, the game of Intelligence is as much about misinformation as it is about information, and if your "enemies" think you have a lock on their communications (even though you don't) that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Again... The price seems steep... but perhaps in this case it was needed to provide credibility. I don't know. For all we know the guy never actually got the money but a game of cups was played with it just to make AQ think something was up... To make them use another channel of communication which we really did have access to? Who knows. These things are rarely so cut and dry.

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    13. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      Quite. I'm sure the quantity of money was just an exercise in budget redistribution anyway, and it's likely that the public "it's a fake!" warnings many years later by Western agencies were simply ways of adjusting the behaviour of the governments/departments using the tools. (Maybe some unrelated negotiation failed. Maybe someone's trying to sell another solution.)

      Intelligence agencies aren't there to publish timely and accurate reports directly for the people. They're merely a branch of government and they employ people sufficiently skilled in particular areas to do whatever the government tells them to do. If that means finding something out, they'll do it. If it means publishing misinformation, they'll do it. The final goal is not decided by the agency.

    14. Re:I saw something very similar. by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      To some people, integrity is worth more than money. I wouldn't have done that for a billion dollars. I can earn enough money to cover my needs, and living the rest of my life hating myself wouldn't be worth it.

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    15. Re:I saw something very similar. by pipatron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think our point is that you clearly suffer from a severe case of the "no true scotsman" syndrome. Seemingly, nothing we tell you can change your mind, and it looks like you will soon end up with "yeah but I mean real intelligence agencies like the one specifically in my office". Since you change your target every time new evidence shows up, it's unfalsifiable.

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    16. Re:I saw something very similar. by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

      "Our point"? You haven't posted before so maybe I'm missing something.

      The point I've made very explicit in other posts is that intelligence agencies don't work for you but for the government, and that their business is the capture, analysis and dissemination of information (true and false), so you cannot judge their performance by taking anything they publish on face value.

      I also emphasised that "Air Force buys surveillance software" doesn't mean that an intelligence agency is using particular surveillance software. I guess that's where you're referring to the fallacy, but where has there been a serious suggestion that the Air Force is an intelligence agency? But I emphasised further that even "CIA buys surveillance software" doesn't mean they're using it - it could just mean that they want to give the impression that they're using it. Do you understand now?

    17. Re:I saw something very similar. by fatphil · · Score: 2

      Beautiful - from the 651 FAQ:
      "It requires a very high level of electric current but without amperage."

      Japes aside, calling this and its ilk 'fraud' is criminally underestimating the effect of overreliance (defined as any reliance) on such products.

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  9. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doh! Should have finished reading the entire article before posting. This went on with contracts being awarded up until the Obama administration, with people likely still around who made some of the decisions.

  10. AJ by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 5, Informative

    What's pretty disturbing is that the government is so gullible over such a lie that's ridiculous on its face. Really, secret messages from Al Qaeda in Al Jazeera? Why not hidden messages from Al Qaeda on MTV or CNN? That would be just as plausible.

    I'm still mystified by how much neocons despise the channel. No wonder Bush planned to bomb Al Jazeera, he was so quick to jump onto the false notion. Never mind that Al Qaeda hates Al Jazeera and has done so for years (AQ supporters call it "Al-Khinzeera," which means The Pig)

    1. Re:AJ by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've actually found Al Jazeera reporting to be much better than most American news sources. The Al Jazeera articles are usually well written, don't have sensationalist headlines, and you don't have to sift through all the latest celebrity crap. And the bias is nowhere near as blatant and pervasive as CNN, Fox News, and the like. I can't comment too much on the Arabic version however, as my Arabic is nowhere near good enough for that yet.

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    2. Re:AJ by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Really, secret messages from Al Qaeda in Al Jazeera? Why not hidden messages from Al Qaeda on MTV or CNN? That would be just as plausible.

      They were worried about those, too. Even now, and especially back then, there was great reluctance to rebroadcast any terrorist video for fear it would contain hidden signals, such as a "go code" or somesuch (steganography). If you were worried about that, Al Jazeera would be the biggest threat vector simply because they normally get the scoop on terrorist videos.

    3. Re:AJ by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the thing, don't you see? That their agenda is not incredibly obvious, that they're not spouting hate and misinformation every 10 microseconds. The US govt can't help but think they're hiding something. Any self-respecting news outlet should be biased and trollish on the edges!

    4. Re:AJ by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2

      I've actually found Al Jazeera reporting to be much better than most American news sources. The Al Jazeera articles are usually well written, don't have sensationalist headlines, and you don't have to sift through all the latest celebrity crap.

      Then how am I supposed to know which article to click on with headlines like "Charlie Sheen's Porn Stars Save Egypt's Treasures From Lindsey Lohan's 'Shopping Spree' "?

    5. Re:AJ by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They were worried about those, too.

      This is because they are goddamn stupid morons. I don't know why we have to pretend that their worry makes any sense.

      If all terrorists need is a signal, there are dozens of ways to set that up without bothering with news media.

      Stick a specific post on a well-read bboard or something. In fact, have a dozen places that such a thing gets posted.

      Or, better, post on usenet...it's utterly impossible to monitor people who read a specific post, as it's on a thousand different servers, and people usually download entire groups at once. I can just imagine how that works: 'Well, we caught one guy, and he says he was instructed to search everyday his usenet client for the string '39457295' in alt.tv.lost, and read codewords in that post as a trigger. We better...uh...check the thousands of servers that carry them for the IPs of tens thousands of people who download that group, and then look up their IPs.' Yeah, that sounds like a workable plan to find the other terrorists.

      And this is _without_ any specialized software that can decode messages hidden in files.

      Or just run a fricking classified ad, like spies used to do decades ago. (Although pretty soon 'buying a newspaper' will be suspicious in and of itself.)

      At some point, we really need to start back up on the whole eugenics thing. People who think 'Recording a message that is blatantly from terrorists is a good way to pass messages _to_ terrorists', as opposed to the literally millions of other ways to get messages to sleeper agents, none of which require them carefully watching obviously terrorist-produced video (Which is somewhat suspicious)...well, they need to be castrated and thus removed from the gene pool. (Or, alternately, if we could somehow figure out how to get them to be, or at least mate with, terrorists...)

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  11. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by bcmm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is another tech story which doesn't really involve tech: humans can get paid a lot to tell people what they want to hear too. Feds would really like to believe that Al-Jazeera is somehow connected to terrorism, even though it's a preposterous idea, and they're happy to pay someone for that information so they don't look like frauds themselves.

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  12. Sure, we've got the money for that... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This month, our government has proposed a budget in which we confess that we're so fucking poor that we cannot afford to subsidize nutritional supplements for babies born with low birth weight. And yet there seems to be a whole parallel word of government, where insane shit like this must still look insane, but fuck it, we'll fund it anyway, because we're rich and we don't give a fuck. I mean seriously, who could possibly make the decision "Yeah, that's worth paying for" when they hear a sales pitch like this? Only an organization that's so flush with money that they're experimenting with using it for toilet paper. It's a little shocking, given the nature of all the sacrifices the government is forcing on normal people.

    1. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wonder why we are so poor?
      FTA: "A Pentagon study in January found that it had paid $285 billion in three years to more than 120 contractors accused of fraud or wrongdoing. "

    2. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given the assorted delightful cognitive deficiencies associated with malnutrition in infancy and childhood, there is a strong argument to be made that such a policy is simply pragmatic(even if one has no ethical qualms with letting children suffer for their parents' positions).

      Nutritional adequacy is cheap, a cognitively dysfunctional underclass is not...

    3. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by sjames · · Score: 2

      Let them eat cake?

      Some people don't actually have money spraying out of their asses.

    4. Re:Sure, we've got the money for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why in the world would the government have to subsidize that? Did vitamins become a rare and precious commodity when I wasn't looking?

      Here's an idea, just because the government has money, doesn't mean it should be paying for things you can easily pay for yourself,

      You Sir, are a selfish ignorant. They will die or be handicapped for the rest of their life without it. It is not about just about vitamins, they need food with a high energy content, essential amino acids, essential fatty acids, salts, you name it, and it have to be the right balance, it has to be tasty and when the child become older it must provide a variety of flavours. Low birth weight children usually have an underdeveloped digestive system at birth, they may not even be able to process "cheap" sources of nutrition (e.g. they might not be able to absorb cheap synthesized vitamin C), at least not at en early age (and when their digestive systems become fully developed, the damage to their brain and body is already done). Add to this that small children are very small (duh!) and are equipped with small stomachs (duh!), they can't compensate for low levels of nutrition by eating more food. This is not something that you can cook together in your own kitchen, it is not ordinary food, it is hard to get right "medication". Unless you want these children to get a low IQ, mental disorders or concentration difficulties, bad health as grown-ups, or even die, you have to give them this. Sometimes a cheaper and more painful alternative is intravenous therapy, as I understand, it is when possible, the most popular solution in USA, but that will give them bad digestion for the rest of their life (and perhaps painful childhood memories).

      This is not something most parents can afford or handle on their own, hardly even in high income, low cost countries (I live in one), in a low income, high cost country (like USA), they would have to put them self in debt to afford it.

      Governments in developed countries (of which I'm fortunate enough to live in one), recognise that providing nutritional supplements for babies born with a low birth weight is cheaper in the long run. Healthy, well nurtured babies become productive, strong, healthy, well adjusted and intelligent grown-ups.

  13. Reminds me of bogus bomb detector by danceswithtrees · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yet another way to waste money in the fight against terror.

    This one sunk $85M on a bogus bomb detector used widely in Iraq until its export was banned-- ie demand for it was still present and they wanted to continue importing into Iraq! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/newsnight/8471187.stm

    Airport body imagers, duct tape and plastic wrap... Is there no end?

  14. Business Plan by iluvcapra · · Score: 3, Informative
    • Fill Markov-chain based language generator with Osama bin Laden transcripts, Koran verses, Mein Kampf and the works of Robert Ludlum
    • Load onto Arduino
    • Place Arduino into box with LCD display on one side and large parabolic antenna on other.
    • ???
    • Profit
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  15. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by osgeek · · Score: 2

    Even before 9/11, they were blowing money on thousand dollar toilet seats and quackery like divining rods to locate land mines.

    They're children and need close supervision. As much as I hate taxes and government spending, we need to spend more money on oversight. They need to be watched like hawks.

  16. More dangerous than it sounds by bkmoore · · Score: 2

    I read this article and I have to wonder...the CIA and Air Force believed at some point that his software could detect a black blob as a terrorist from a black blob who's not a terrorist, off of a UAV video feed. So did they incorporate this into their Rules of Engagement (ROE) at some point and actually declare anyone hostile based on feedback from his software? Because if this is the case, then this guy is probably guilty of more than just ripping the government off. If the government admits to wrongfully killing someone based on bogus software, then who is liable and at what level? On another note, he claimed he could decipher hidden messages in Al Jazeera broadcasts. For this to be correct, Al Jazeera would have to be providing some form of communication services for Al Queda. Did anyone believe there was a link? And if this were the case, why would Al Queda telegraph their plans on an open channel given the more secure alternatives. It pretty much fails the common sense test. Oh well... More government buffoonery for our general entertainment.

  17. Satisfaction Guaranteed by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guy passing bogus checks to casinos: One point eight million dollars.

    Guy defrauds US government: Tens of millions of dollars.

    Seeing Guy hanged for treason alongside idiotic government bureaucrats who helped perpetrate this boondoggle: priceless

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  18. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by DarkAnt · · Score: 2

    The reason these individuals were not fired is because it's a merit-based organization. A meritocracy penalizes failure and rewards success. By penalizing honest mistakes the people who end up on top may not be those with the most merit, but those who hide their mistakes the best. This has the added detriment of not allowing the organization to learn from its failures.

  19. Old story; only grows better by thebian · · Score: 2

    Slashdot wrote about this last year, after Playboy wrote about it. Playboy's story was pretty good.

    The moral of the story is anyone who gives good Powerpoint is destined to grow rich

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  20. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by causality · · Score: 2

    The reason these individuals were not fired is because it's a merit-based organization. A meritocracy penalizes failure and rewards success. By penalizing honest mistakes the people who end up on top may not be those with the most merit, but those who hide their mistakes the best. This has the added detriment of not allowing the organization to learn from its failures.

    Two things. One, if the Department of Agriculture made this mistake then I'd say ok, they just got conned, hope they catch the bastard. I wouldn't expect them to be any more difficult to con than any private business or individual. It's different when you have a Department of Homeland Security with all sorts of forensic, investigatory and other law enforcement powers available to it and they're still vulnerable to a common thief. I'm betting that catching the really hardcore terrorists is going to be much more difficult than not falling victim to a common thief. That's the difference, or if you like, that's where there is a demonstrable lack of merit. It calls into question their basic ability to fulfill their stated purpose. A wisely managed organization provides answers to such questions in the form of accountability.

    Second, why is it OK for the government to "make an example" of the citizens by handing out extremely harsh penalties that grossly exceed what would fit the crime/tort in the case of things like computer intrusion or copyright infringement, but not OK to make an example of bureaucrats who should know better and then make idiotic decisions that waste our money? The institution can learn from its mistakes by getting rid of people who show such incompetence. The people who remain will understand that they need to get their shit together. Their replacements can be briefed on why there was a job opening for them. Getting rid of the incompetents and allowing the institution to learn from its mistakes are not mutually exclusive.

    A third point could be made. The DHS falls under the law enforcement powers of government. It is also a political institution. It is staffed by people who want power and want us to believe that they can be trusted to use it properly. With that power needs to come responsibility and accountability. Therefore, I consider each one of their jobs to be expendable. If they are incompetent, not only should they be fired; they should have never been hired in the first place. I'd be far more sympathetic if this happened to the employees of a company that makes widgets, because none of them are demanding political power.

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  21. Re:Likely more prevalent an issue than we realize. by BoberFett · · Score: 2

    That's not as far from the truth as you jokingly suggest. The original "Food Pyramid" promoted by the US government was based more on industry wants than sound nutritional science.